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[PING Apologist #9]

But then R2-Dustin-2 accidently rolled though some Bantha poo-doo, and he loudly screamed out declaring... 

[Shankster]

But then R2-Dustin-2 accidently rolled though some Bantha poo-doo, and he loudly screamed out declaring... 

that’s not a Tatooine sized bunker he found in Wiscon-Tango-Foxtrotin just a worn down path from Bubba Fett’s army of clones, and some Jawas...

[perseveringgolfer]

Then all of a sudden he woke up and realised he was dreaming about star wars again!

So he reluctantly got up, drew back the bedroom curtains and couldn't believe what he saw......

[STUDque]

Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium just opened another location of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium directly across the street!!!

 

 

[perseveringgolfer]

Then he realised the 'funny cigarettes' he was smoking last night must still be in control, so he closed the curtains, blinked 5 times and opened them again to reveal...

[Shankster]

9 feet of snow, and a Yeti standing there with a Starbucks mug full of

[Sluggo42]

Glitter confetti. This year he was not about to miss the celebration of...

[Shankster]

the caddie alignment ceremony on the 9th green at 9:00...

[Sluggo42]

Typically honored with a 21 cannon salute, this year will be different because...

[GB13]

Just now, Sluggo42 said:

Typically honored with a 21 cannon salute, this year will be different because...

It will now be honored by a player doing...

[Angry Yeti]

13 minutes ago, GB13 said:

It will now be honored by a player doing...

the bull dance, followed by a rousing

 

 

 

TANGENT- IGNORE FOR THE STORY 

12 hours ago, Shankster said:

9 feet of snow, and a Yeti standing there with a Starbucks mug full of

You rang?

[Shankster]

Let’s go with it... I imagine a Yeti’s favorite blend is the Pine Tar and Polar Vortex blend of Starbucks, only made during Yeti season...?

[PING Apologist #9]

16 hours ago, Shankster said:

Let’s go with it... I imagine a Yeti’s favorite blend is the Pine Tar and Polar Vortex blend of Starbucks, only made during Yeti season...?

but they had sold out and the Yeti was getting real mad...So mad that he...

[PMookie]

...decided to go to Dunkin Donuts for their Smallfoot blend...


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[00sportsman]

iced, with six creams, three sugars, whipped cream and colored sprinkles...

 

[JohnSmalls]

But the bar(ista) tender stirred it instead of shaking it.

[Shankster]

Then swooped in 007 with Money Penny at his side in a perfect suit...

[tony@CIC]

1 hour ago, Shankster said:

Then swooped in 007 with Money Penny at his side in a perfect suit...

But was that bulge in his suit really a PPK? 

[JohnSmalls]

Errrr....turns out it's a new ping PP60 pistol grip that he brought for

[Shankster]

Q who moonlights as a caddie for a well known sniper on tour

[tony@CIC]

But 007 decided that he preferred to golf with the ladies on Tour, much to Money penny's chagrin.  

[Shankster]

With the new alignment rules, he is having trouble with the short shots, saying something along the lines of diamonds are for

[perseveringgolfer]

Miss Money Pennys long lost cousin, miss Funny Fanny, who was last seen mounting the north face of....

[Shankster]

Cabot Cliffs, one of Adam Scott’s favorite hang outs, I hear there’s Vikings there...

[perseveringgolfer]

she was last heard to shout as she fell headfirst into a vat of..........

[Shankster]

TPE

[00sportsman]

4 hours ago, Shankster said:

TPE

(British abbreviation for Thoroughly Pasteurized Eggnog)

[Angry Yeti]

Sogged with Nog, she flogged the sod who pushed her...

[tony@CIC]

into the fog

[PING Apologist #9]

and simply faded away... Meanwhile back at the ranch...