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SETTING:

​​A random schoolroom after hours in Anytown USA

​SCENE:

​A small group has gathered to bare their souls in a self-initiated intervention program

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ACT-1 SCENE-1:

​"The cleansing of PING Apologist #9'

 

​PA#9: stands up and states to the group: â€‹"Hello, my name is PING Apologist #9 and....well... (sobbing)...I'm a Shoe HO...(more sobbing)

 

GROUP:​ "Hi PING Apologist #9!"

 

​GROUP LEADER: â€‹"It's OK, just let it out"

 

​PA#9:​ "Well, it all started back in September of last year. See, I began playing golf more often and...and I just couldn't help myself! Oh God, I'm so embarrassed!" (more sobbing and blowing nose into tissue)

 

​GROUP: â€‹"Go on brother, we're with you"

 

PA#9:​ "I found these in the interwebs and just figured, you know, one pair couldn't hurt...right?

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​PA#9:​ "Then...then I didn't wanna be a dweeb and wear white after Labor Day so I told myself to get these..."

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GROUP LEADER:​ "It's OK son, two pairs is OK. You're not sick."

 

PA#9:​ "No you don't understand! Two just wasn't enough! I had to diversify and expand my fashion styles away from plain old white or black! I...I needed MORE!"

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RANDOM MURMERS EMINATE FROM THE GROUP

 

​​PA#9: â€‹"And MORE!"

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GROUP: â€‹"AUGGGHHH!"

 

GROUP LEADER:​ "HOLD IT! HOLD IT!!!! 4-pairs really​ aren't an issue here! You did stop there right?...Well?...Didn't you?"

 

PA#9:​ "NO MAN! I found these!"

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PA#9: ​"I just figured that since I was nearing 50...well why the Hell not?!!! Right? I mean..."

 

​THE GROUP SUDDENLY TACKLES PA#9 AND HOLDS HIM AT BAY WITH LOTS OF KICKING, SCREAMING AND AN OCCASIONAL BITE OR TWO WHILE THE LEADER CALLS 911.

 

PA#9 IS LATER HAULED AWAY WEARING A TIGHT "SWEATER" BY NICE FELLOWS DRIVING A RUBBER TRUCK...

 

END SCENE

 

​​Yes...yes I am one sick puppy when it comes to getting and wearing nice solid MADE-IN-USA footwear...I just can't stand most of the overseas-made crap that all seem to emanate from the same factories, feels cheep and wears out easily and I'm willing to fork out the extra cash for that piece-of-mind too. Found all of these on-line and mostly all either new & unworn or nearly new. I'm also watching a couple of more pairs as we type, so the illness persists...

 

​Is there anyone out there with a similar affliction? I'd love to hear from y'all!

 

Cheers and thanks for reading!

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Wow and I ought I had a lot of shoes 4 pairs of footjoys plus a pair of footjoy sandals.

 

 

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I'd suffer from that affliction if I could afford it. I spend as much time looking at shoes as anything else in the golf shops. Fortunately, I have a buddy who is a full price shoe ho, and I get his cast-offs. He gave me four pairs about a month ago, including a pair of adidas that I don't think he ever wore.

 

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I'd suffer from that affliction if I could afford it. I spend as much time looking at shoes as anything else in the golf shops. Fortunately, I have a buddy who is a full price shoe ho, and I get his cast-offs. He gave me four pairs about a month ago, including a pair of adidas that I don't think he ever wore.

 

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Can you send him my address? I could always use more.

 

 

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Wow and I ought I had a lot of shoes 4 pairs of footjoys plus a pair of footjoy sandals.

 

 

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I have 4 pair of nikes alone. Another 4 pair of FJ, 2 pair of puma, the original Spieth ua. Just got rid of two TW15 and a pair of puma. I might have a problem

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I have 4 pair of nikes alone. Another 4 pair of FJ, 2 pair of puma, the original Spieth ua. Just got rid of two TW15 and a pair of puma. I might have a problem

You definitely have a problem. By my count you have 3 holes in your collection.

 

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I have 1 FJ, one Ecco, and One Nike. I like that first pair and I like the USA made idea thanks for twisting my arm for my 4th pair.

 

Ps what brand please or are they all FJ?

 

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Didn't realize until early today when I was doing some rearranging of things, I'm up to 11 Pair of golf shoes.

 

6-Puma

2-Ecco

1-Adidas

1-Footjoy

1-Nike

 

 

 

 

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Wow and I ought I had a lot of shoes 4 pairs of footjoys plus a pair of footjoy sandals.

 

 

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OOOOH! they make sandals..??!! Oh crap, here comes the wife...OUT

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I have 4 pair of nikes alone. Another 4 pair of FJ, 2 pair of puma, the original Spieth ua. Just got rid of two TW15 and a pair of puma. I might have a problem

 

Yup, rubber truck straight to a rubber room...! I love it!

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I have 1 FJ, one Ecco, and One Nike. I like that first pair and I like the USA made idea thanks for twisting my arm for my 4th pair.

 

Ps what brand please or are they all FJ?

 

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3 FJ; the white, black & wht/brn split toes. the wht/brn saddles are actually Dexters while the wht/brm wingtips are Allen Edmond's

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Didn't realize until early today when I was doing some rearranging of things, I'm up to 11 Pair of golf shoes.

 

6-Puma

2-Ecco

1-Adidas

1-Footjoy

1-Nike

 

 

 

 

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Yup! Yer boned!

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Didn't realize until early today when I was doing some rearranging of things, I'm up to 11 Pair of golf shoes.

 

6-Puma

2-Ecco

1-Adidas

1-Footjoy

1-Nike

 

 

 

 

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Club ho and shoe ho lol

 

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I only got 5 pairs. All FJ. 3 BOA, (hyperflex, reelfit, contour), 1 sport, 1 contour. Got rid of the DNA cause I prefer a heel instead of flat shoe.

 

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Yup, rubber truck straight to a rubber room...! I love it!

Might be on the express delivery after this coming week. Eyeing a couple pairs

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Didn't realize until early today when I was doing some rearranging of things, I'm up to 11 Pair of golf shoes.

 

6-Puma

2-Ecco

1-Adidas

1-Footjoy

1-Nike

 

 

 

 

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Holy mackerel - how do you decide which shoes to wear - oh wait don't tell me you have matching outfits to go along with the shoes  :D

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