tony@CIC Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Wow that drive just bounced off the clouds. Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PING Apologist #9 Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 This was posted somewhere else on the forums, but it belongs here...Enjoy! In my DLX Cart Bag: Driver: G410 SFT, set to 9.5*, Mitsubishi Tensei CK Orange 60, stiff (MGS Official 2019 Tester) 3W: G-Series SF TEC, set to 16*, Aldila Tour Blue ATX, 65g, stiff 5W: G400 SFT, set to 19*, Aldila Tour Blue ATX, 65g, stiff 7W: G410 SFT, set to 22*. Alta CB 65 Red, stiff Irons: GMax, Green Dot, 5-PW, Project X Graphite Blue 6.0, 80-90g , stiff Wedges: Glide 2.0 Stealth, 50* SS, 54* ES & 60*/8 Forged MGS Special from the Wedge Wizard, Green Dot, Alta CB graphite, 84g, stiff Putter: Vault 2.0 B60 Copper, 33", black dot w/GP SNSR grip (PING Sigma 2 Fetch under "see-trials") Ball: MTB BLACK (MGS Official 2018 Tester for the MTB RED) Shoes: Classics Tour w/Black Widow Softspikes Disabled Marine Veteran. Semper Fi! #No apologies, just Play Your Best #Powertotheplayers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesedw Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Here's one we use when someone hit a short drive. " Well your that will make your approach a little harder". After someone bombs a great drive and then craps the bed.. " That was a hell of a Drive"... Dave- Follow me on twitter @GolfCrazyWA and on Instagram @GolfcrazyWA WITB: Cobra Ultralite Cart Bag Titleist TSR3 Hzrdus Black 65g shaft Cobra F8+ 3wd Hzrdus Red 65g shaft Cobra 3 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra 4 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft Cobra F8 irons 5-GW KBS tour 90 stiff shafts Cobra King Black Wedge 54* Cleveland RTX Zipcore Wedge 58* Snake Eyes Viper Putter. Ball: Taylormade TP-5X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeeMore Putts Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 My other favorite is more self depreciating. Can only be used once, maybe twice, per round or it gets old real quick. It's best in a circumstance where it should be a relatively easy shot and you should be able to get it close. However you brain fart and end up jacking it nowhere near the hole. As the ball is moving shout "GO IN!!"Similarly, my buds and I will always yell "GET THERE!!!" after a duff with no chance of getting there. Also, "Forgot to put your purse down first" on short putts.Finally, "You'll have to go to Narnia to find that ball" when a shot goes way into the trees. Sent from my Nexus 6P using MyGolfSpy mobile app Driver - Big Bertha Alpha 3W - XHot Pro 3 Hybrid - Rescue 11 4-PW - Maltby DBM Forged 52 - SM4 56 - RTX-3 60 - Scratch SS Putter - FGP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tap In Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 - Buddy hits a worm burner: “Smart move keeping it under the wind.”- “Dead Sheep/Still ewe“ “You’re still away.” (No matter how it is said, that one hurts on the receiving end)- “You really cranked that one............ into the trees.”- “Nice shot. That was like my drive.... only shorter.”Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy WITB: 0811 Prototype Driver: (10.5 / s-flex) Sub 70 Pro Tour Fairway 3W (15 / s-flex) 0341 Prototype, 5W (18, s-flex) 0311, 4-PW, (+1/2" / +2 up) ProjX LZ 6.0 0311 wedges, 52, 56, 60 degree Impact No.3, Putter 35" Dexterity: Right-handed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tap In Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 The son-in-law: Not quite what you had in mind.Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy WITB: 0811 Prototype Driver: (10.5 / s-flex) Sub 70 Pro Tour Fairway 3W (15 / s-flex) 0341 Prototype, 5W (18, s-flex) 0311, 4-PW, (+1/2" / +2 up) ProjX LZ 6.0 0311 wedges, 52, 56, 60 degree Impact No.3, Putter 35" Dexterity: Right-handed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellis745 Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 For those putts that just lip out but not quite in the hole, one of my favorites is "daddy walk in?" Whenever you hit one in the bunker, my dad always liked to say "No hunnies on that beach today boy." PXG 0811X Gen 4 7.5* - Graphite Design Tour AD-HD 7 TX TaylorMade M6 15* - PX HZRDUS Green 80 TX Titleist 913 Fd 18* - MCA KuroKage XMS 90 X /// OR /// Callaway XForged UT 20* - Aldila Rogue Black 105 TX Srixon Z745 4-P - PX LZ 7.0 Vokey SM7 49F / 53F / 58K - DG TI S400 Odyssey Black #3 34” Titleist AVX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixcat Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 A group of women were looking to potentially join our club about a decade ago. The GM and I showed them around and played 18 holes with them. One lady left a putt short, stuck her putter up to her face and said "dammit Earl, I need 8 and you only have 5 to offer." I'm not sure I've ever laughed s hard in my life! That was truthfully some of the most fun I've ever had on a golf course. Those lady's were awesome. They joined as non-residents but I haven't seen them in quite a few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJG67 Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Your partner sends a putt past the hole - mumble “USGA.” When they look at you funny, tell them “You Suck Go Again.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJG67 Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 When your partner is having a hilariously horrible day and the beer cart comes by, ask “Do you sell tampons? He needs to stop the bleeding.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ga_pike Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 "Hey @GSwag... you're still away" Driver: Cobra LTDx Max 5 wood, 7 wood: Cobra Speedzone 5 hybrid: Callaway Forged CB 24* Irons: Sub 70 699 (6), 659MB Raw (7-PW) Wedges: Sub70 286 50*, Edel 55*, 60* Putter: PXG Bat Attack Hail Southern and no place else!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yungkory Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 After my buddy hits one off the planet OB, then misses the fairway again, but in play: "at least you'll be able to find that one" Driver: Rogue ST Max LS Tensei AV Blue S 3w/5w: TSi2 Tensei AV Raw Blue S 4h: CLK 22* Hybrid Tensei CK Pro Blue 80HY S Irons 5-PW: 223 Steelfiber PR 95 S Wedges: RTX Zipcore Tour Rack 50, 54, 58 Steelfiber PR 105 Putter: LAB Link.1 Ball: Z-Star Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perseveringgolfer Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 How about when you outdrive your buddy by over 40yds you say, when walking to your balls... "did you hear they are building a new Costco?" he will say "where?" you say "in the space between our balls!" Driver Awaiting NEW Driver (after 10 yrs) 4 Wood Callaway Big Bertha Steelhead plus 4+ Callaway shaft in 'Firm' flex Hybrid Titleist 910H 19* Diamana ahina 'flower' shaft in 'S' Irons Mizuno MP18SC 4-PW N.S Pro Modus3 Tour 105 in 'S' Wedges Callaway Mack Daddy forged in black 50* and 54* KBS Tour in 'R' Putter 'YES' Tracy 11 C groove 34.5" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumdog Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 "You're not that good... to get that mad" "You might want to try holding the other end of the club" "Wow...I see you've been practicing.....ok, that was a joke" Driver: Callaway GBB Epic 9.0* 3-Wd: Taylormade M1-3HL Hybrid: Taylormade Superfast 2.0 - 18* Irons: Callaway Apex CF-19 5-PW Wedges: Cleveland 50, 56, 58 Putter: Taylormade Ghost Spider Ball : Callaway Chrome Soft Yellow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMJG Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 After a brutally awful round, I told my friend, who was clearly upset by his play, that he" proved Mark Twain correct". When asked what I was talking about, I told him that Twain called golf "A good walk spoiled". He could not stop laughing. And he destroyed me the next time we played. In My BELDIN Green Bay Packer 1999 Super Bowl Champions Bag : G410 Plus, Alta Red CB 55 SR Flex, GX-7 14º(acting as a 3 wood), G400 4H, 5H. Sr Flex, G400 6i Sr Flex, G-Max 7i. 9i Sr Flex , Glide 2.0 Wedges graphite SR Shafts (50º, 56º, 60º), Putter: Cadence Mid-TR 350g e12 for the items I try to hit on purpose; matte red, so I can see them. on my feet and hands, US Embassy-Singapore hat on my head (with PACKERS, Brewers or UW-Badgers hats as options). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juspoole Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 When a buddy is really pissed off through a couple holes, I'll say "Just remember that you paid to do this" Driver: Mavrik Sub Zero 9* (Set to 10) Ventus Blue 6X 2 Hybrid: TSI3 Hybrid Tensei Blue 80 X (17.25*) 3 Hybrid 818 H2 Hybrid Hzrdus RDX Black 6.5 (20.5*) 4 Iron - T200 4 Iron Graphite Design Tour AD IZ X Hybrid Shaft Irons 5-PW: T100-S 5 - GW KBS Tour 130 X Gap/Sand Wedge: Vokey SM6 49* SM8 54* Lob Wedge: Jaws 5 Wedge 58* DG Tour Issue Stiff Putter: Phantom 5.5 34" Pro Platinum Newport 2 35" Taylormade Tour Black Spider 34" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlH Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 When you outdrive your opponent and you get to your their ball and say ...."cute little drive" Driver: Rogue ST Max (10.5* set at -1 and neutral) -- Mitsubishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Fairway: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*) and Heaven Wood (20*)-- Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Hybrids: Rogue ST Max 5H (23*)--Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Irons: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW -- KBS Tour Graphite TGI 70 shafts R +1/2 inch 3* upright Wedges: Edison 53* and 57* KBS PGI 80 Graphite +1/2 inch 2* upright Putter: L.A.B. DF 2.1 -- BGT Stability shaft Ball: Maxfli TourX...Golf Bag: Pioneer...Shoes: Hyperflex... Glove: Red Rooster Feather My Photography can be seen at Smugmug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSauer Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 I have played with someone that has used the following line a time or two when their drive is longer. “Did you hear? They’re building a Walmart between your ball and mine.” Driver: Aerojet 9* | Hzrdus Black Gen 4 Fairway: G410 3W 13* | Alta CB 65 Hybrid: TS2 18* | Tensei AV Blue 70 S Hybrid: iCrossover 20* | Kai'li White 80 Irons: P790 5-PW | DG S300 Wedges: Vokey SM9 | 52, 56, 60 | DG S200 Putter: Link.1 | Accra x LAB --- LAB Golf Link.1 Review --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR1PTIK Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, juspoole said: When a buddy is really pissed off through a couple holes, I'll say "Just remember that you paid to do this" The only problem is I often find I'm saying this to myself Driver: ST190 9.5* Fujikura Atmos Blue 5S Fairway Wood: ST190 15* Fujikura Atmos Blue 6S Hybrid: CLK 17* Fujikura Speeder EVO HB Irons: J40 CB (3-PW) Dynamic Gold Tour Issue X100 Wedges: Milled Grind 2 54* & 58* Dynamic Gold S200 Putter: Tri-Hot 5k Two 34" Bag: Players 5 Stand Bag Ball: Maxfli Tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeSmails Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 If someone hits like a short wormburner off the tee, or chunks an approach, something really short... "Good layup, that's smart golf" Driver: TR20 10.5* Hybrids: Epic SuperHybrid 3 18* Epic 4h 23* Irons: JPX900 Hot Metal 5-GW Wedges: CBX2 52* 56* 60* Putter: EV8 Ball: Tour BXS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azstu324 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Playing with a group and a guy's duffed drive landed short of the ladies tee.. another guy said "it's ok, you can keep your pants up.. you don't need to be embarrassed twice"... I nearly messed myself. the more I practice, the luckier I seem to get.. PXG 0311 Gen 5 9°/ Fujikura MotoreX F1 6X F6 3 Wood 14* / Kuro Kage Silver 65X F8 6 wood 20* / Fujikura MotoreX F3 6S RADSpeed Hybrid 24* TS1 4-GW / FCM Precision 6.5 Rifle TSW Wedge - 56/12 EAS 1.0 / Grip master 2.0 MAXFLI Tour CG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus1412 Posted March 13, 2019 Share Posted March 13, 2019 My buddy always yells "trundle" when I leave a putt short... or "Get the 56 out!" When i hit a bunker on an approach shot... Sent from my SM-G950W using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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