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Hit a worm burner...just keeping that low, under the wind.

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Hybrid: :755178188_TourEdge: CBX 119 19° hybrid Project X Even Flow Blue 6.0
Irons: :wilson_staff_small: D7 Forged 4-GW Project X Catalyst 80 6.0
Wedge: :cleveland-small: Smartsole S
Putter :yes-small: Tracy
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My other favorite is more self depreciating.  Can only be used once, maybe twice, per round or it gets old real quick. It's best in a circumstance where it should be a relatively easy shot and yo

My favorite response to a particularly poignant ribbing from a playing partner: “Be nice, this is my first time on a big course”     Sent from my iPhone using MyGolfSpy    

Just for the record, I can and have lost a bowling ball. 

My other favorite is more self depreciating.  Can only be used once, maybe twice, per round or it gets old real quick.

It's best in a circumstance where it should be a relatively easy shot and you should be able to get it close.  However you brain fart and end up jacking it nowhere near the hole.  As the ball is moving shout "GO IN!!"

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3w: :taylormade-small:'16 M2 hl w/ Diamana D+ 82

5w: :cleveland-small: Launcher HB w/ HZRDUS Yellow

Hybrid: :cleveland-small: 22 deg. Launcher HB w/ HZRDUS Black

Irons: :ping-small: 5i-UW G700 w/ X100 soft stepped once

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12 hours ago, hckymeyer said:

My other favorite is more self depreciating.  Can only be used once, maybe twice, per round or it gets old real quick.

It's best in a circumstance where it should be a relatively easy shot and you should be able to get it close.  However you brain fart and end up jacking it nowhere near the hole.  As the ball is moving shout "GO IN!!"

I like this one...

ill need to wait for the utmost opportunity of one of my friends duck hooks

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My favorite response to a particularly poignant ribbing from a playing partner: “Be nice, this is my first time on a big course”

 

 

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When a buddy hits a thin worm-burner..... “Yeeeahh STINGER!”


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3 Wood- Callaway GBB Epic 15 Aldila Rouge Max 85X

Hybrid-   Callaway GBB Epic 19 UST Recoil F4

Irons-      Callaway CF Apex 16'  4-PW S300

Wedges- Titleist SM6 GW/SW/LW S300

Putter-    Ping Anser Sigma G w/ Superstroke Pistol GT 2.0

Ball-        Bridgestone B330/ TaylorMade TP4/ Titleist ProV1

Grips-     Golf Pride MCC Plus 4 Grey

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On 11/30/2018 at 7:22 AM, MattF said:

Hit a worm burner...just keeping that low, under the wind.

If one would like an alternative descriptive term for "worm burner", may I suggest "snake raper".  

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3 hours ago, TheWahoo said:

If one would like an alternative descriptive term for "worm burner", may I suggest "snake raper".  

I also have a different one, but being a family forum and not wanting to push too many boundaries, I'll keep that one to the golf course.

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Driver: :taylormade-small: M5 Project X Even Flow Blue 6.0
Fairway: Sub 70 939X 15° Project X Even Flow Blue 6.0
Hybrid: :755178188_TourEdge: CBX 119 19° hybrid Project X Even Flow Blue 6.0
Irons: :wilson_staff_small: D7 Forged 4-GW Project X Catalyst 80 6.0
Wedge: :cleveland-small: Smartsole S
Putter :yes-small: Tracy
Bag: 
:Ogio: Alpha Convoy 514
Balls::Snell: MTB-X or Black

Cart: :CaddyTek: CaddyLite ONE Ver. 8


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"I can't believe that didn't make it through (the tree), they're 90% air you know"

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:ping-small: G400 SFT, 19 Degree 5w

:ping-small: G410 Irons 4-UW 

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Wow that drive just bounced off the clouds. 

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Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

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This was posted somewhere else on the forums, but it belongs here...Enjoy!

 

 

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3W:          :ping-small: G-Series SF TEC, set to 16*, Aldila Tour Blue ATX, 65g, stiff
5W:          :ping-small: G400 SFT, set to 19*, Aldila Tour Blue ATX, 65g, stiff
7W:         :ping-small: G410 SFT, set to 22*. Alta CB 65 Red, stiff

Irons:       :ping-small: GMax, Green Dot, 5-PW, Project X Graphite Blue 6.0, 80-90g , stiff
Wedges: :ping-small: Glide 2.0 Stealth, 50* SS, 54* ES & 60*/8 Forged MGS Special from the Wedge Wizard, Green Dot, Alta CB graphite, 84g, stiff
Putter:     :ping-small: Vault 2.0 B60 Copper, 33", black dot w/GP SNSR grip (PING Sigma 2 Fetch under "see-trials")
Ball:       :Snell: MTB BLACK (MGS Official 2018 Tester for the :Snell: MTB RED)
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Here's one we use when someone hit a short drive. " Well your that will make your approach a little harder". 

After someone bombs a great drive and then craps the bed.. " That was a hell of a Drive"... 

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Cobra 4 hybrid Rogue Pro 75g Shaft

Cobra F8 irons 5-GW KBS tour 90 stiff shafts

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My other favorite is more self depreciating.  Can only be used once, maybe twice, per round or it gets old real quick.
It's best in a circumstance where it should be a relatively easy shot and you should be able to get it close.  However you brain fart and end up jacking it nowhere near the hole.  As the ball is moving shout "GO IN!!"
Similarly, my buds and I will always yell "GET THERE!!!" after a duff with no chance of getting there.

Also, "Forgot to put your purse down first" on short putts.

Finally, "You'll have to go to Narnia to find that ball" when a shot goes way into the trees.

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3W -  :callaway-small: XHot Pro

3 Hybrid - :taylormade-small: Rescue 11

4-PW - Maltby DBM Forged

52 -  :vokey-small: SM4

56 -  :cleveland-small: RTX-3

60 - Scratch SS

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- Buddy hits a worm burner: “Smart move keeping it under the wind.”
- “Dead Sheep/Still ewe“ “You’re still away.” (No matter how it is said, that one hurts on the receiving end)
- “You really cranked that one............ into the trees.”
- “Nice shot. That was like my drive.... only shorter.”


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The son-in-law: Not quite what you had in mind.


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:titelist-small:  980F, 5W (19) s-flex
pxg-small.jpg 0311, 4-PW, (+1/2" / +2 up) ProjX LZ 6.0
pxg-small.jpg 0311 wedges, 52, 56, 60 degree
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Dexterity: Right-handed

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For those putts that just lip out but not quite in the hole, one of my favorites is "daddy walk in?"  Whenever you hit one in the bunker, my dad always liked to say "No hunnies on that beach today boy."

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A group of women were looking to potentially join our club about a decade ago.  The GM and I showed them around and played 18 holes with them.  One lady left a putt short, stuck her putter up to her face and said "dammit Earl, I need 8 and you only have 5 to offer." 

I'm not sure I've ever laughed s hard in my life!  That was truthfully some of the most fun I've ever had on a golf course.  Those lady's were awesome.  They joined as non-residents but I haven't seen them in quite a few years. 

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