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"Hey @GSwag...  you're still away"

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After my buddy hits one off the planet OB, then misses the fairway again, but in play:

"at least you'll be able to find that one"

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How about when you outdrive your buddy by over 40yds you say, when walking to your balls...

"did you hear they are building a new Costco?"

he will say "where?"

 

you say "in the space between our balls!" 😄

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"You're not that good... to get that mad"

"You might want to try holding the other end of the club"

"Wow...I see you've been practicing.....ok, that was a joke"

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After a brutally awful round, I told my friend, who was clearly upset by his play, that he" proved Mark Twain correct".

 When asked what I was talking about, I told him that Twain called golf "A good walk spoiled".

He could not stop laughing.

And he destroyed me the next time we played.

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When a buddy is really pissed off through a couple holes, I'll say "Just remember that you paid to do this"

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When you outdrive your opponent and you get to your their ball and say ...."cute little drive"

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I have played with someone that has used the following line a time or two when their drive is longer.

“Did you hear? They’re building a Walmart between your ball and mine.”

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9 minutes ago, juspoole said:

When a buddy is really pissed off through a couple holes, I'll say "Just remember that you paid to do this"

The only problem is I often find I'm saying this to myself 😞

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If someone hits like a short wormburner off the tee, or chunks an approach, something really short...  

"Good layup, that's smart golf"

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Playing with a group and a guy's duffed drive landed short of the ladies tee.. another guy said "it's ok, you can keep your pants up.. you don't need to be embarrassed twice"... I nearly messed myself.

the more I practice, the luckier I seem to get..

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My buddy always yells "trundle" when I leave a putt short... or "Get the 56 out!" When i hit a bunker on an approach shot...

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