Pre-Chatter: #CobraConnect Challenge 3

[GB13]

2 minutes ago, MDGolfHacker said:

Yep you are but like fine wine...

 

MDGolfHacker

Grape juice that burns??? Pass! 

[MDGolfHacker]

1 hour ago, palvord said:

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I believe he's thinking of the definition that relates to the disgusting digestive action of having food that really disagrees with you - while on a pontoon boat...you know, you have to pontificate over the side..the act of pontification...

 

MDGolfHacker

[bardle]

15 hours ago, MDGolfHacker said:

 

I would throw my support behind Bardle as well...but Nunfa0 is a lefty as is Palvord....decisions decisions

 

MDGolfHacker

Why would you forsake your One Length brethren? There are far fewer of us than there are lefties. 

[GB13]

3 minutes ago, MDGolfHacker said:

I believe he's thinking of the definition that relates to the disgusting digestive action of having food that really disagrees with you - while on a pontoon boat...you know, you have to pontificate over the side..the act of pontification...

 

MDGolfHacker

Google is our friend. The word to which you are referring is actually, pontoonificate. 

Edited May 1, 2019 by GB13

[MDGolfHacker]

9 minutes ago, bardle said:

Why would you forsake your One Length brethren? There are far fewer of us than there are lefties. 

I'm undecided for now but you do make a compelling argument ...took the F8s out for league a few weeks ago and all that was missing from last year's challenge showed up..increased distance, accuracy etc..a year late..could also be because of the 6 month golf hiatus I took too...lol

 

MDGolfHacker

[MattF]

59 minutes ago, GB13 said:

It better be @Nunfa0! Do you have 5 friends who will do it with you? 

Oh, oh, I've got a better idea! Each of y'all have to submit your own haka in traditional Aboriginal garb, and we get to vote for who does it best! 

That would be Maori mate...

[GB13]

42 minutes ago, MattF said:

That would be Maori mate...

Ahh, I suppose it would, I'm exemplifying the stereotypical, uncultured American idiot today...  

[Nunfa0]

4 hours ago, GB13 said:

It better be @Nunfa0! Do you have 5 friends who will do it with you? 

Oh, oh, I've got a better idea! Each of y'all have to submit your own haka in traditional Aboriginal garb, and we get to vote for who does it best! 

Mate Aborigines live in Australia and don't do hakas..... and neither do I

[Nunfa0]

4 hours ago, MDGolfHacker said:

Yep you are but like fine wine...

 

MDGolfHacker

But I haven't matured at all

[Nunfa0]

5 hours ago, bardle said:

29..looks like I'm the young buck of the group.

Oh crap, I was in high school before three of you were born

Oh well I'm still maybe 20 years younger than Foz and look what he did last year

Oh and seen as I'm the oldest... GB13 get off my lawn!!!

[sirchunksalot]

Google is our friend. The word to which you are referring is actually, pontoonificate. 

Aww man...you beat me to it!

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[GB13]

1 hour ago, Nunfa0 said:

Mate Aborigines live in Australia and don't do hakas..... and neither do I

I. Don't. Care. Corroboree or Haka, IT DOESN'T MATTER!! 

1 hour ago, Nunfa0 said:

Oh crap, I was in high school before three of you were born

Oh well I'm still maybe 20 years younger than Foz and look what he did last year

Oh and seen as I'm the oldest... GB13 get off my lawn!!!

Get your walker and come get me, old man! 

Edited May 1, 2019 by GB13

[robertson153]

Hey GB13, what if I, being from KY, got a fiddle or banjo with overalls? That has to get some serious points!!


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[Bucky CC]

Hey GB13, what if I, being from KY, got a fiddle or banjo with overalls? That has to get some serious points!!


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If we’re going with stereotypes to win votes I’ll happily drink a beer while eating a brat and some cheese curds.

[palvord]

If we’re going with stereotypes to win votes I’ll happily drink a beer while eating a brat and some cheese curds.

Also, choke in the first round of a tournament like your Badgers?


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[Bucky CC]

Also, choke in the first round of a tournament like your Badgers?


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Everyone and their mother knew Bucky wasn’t making past the first weekend this year. They were way over seeded.

It’s not a choke job when you suck. There’s a follow-up joke I could make there but I’ll keep it friendly.

[GB13]

26 minutes ago, robertson153 said:

Hey GB13, what if I, being from KY, got a fiddle or banjo with overalls? That has to get some serious points!!


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12 minutes ago, Bucky CC said:

 

If we’re going with stereotypes to win votes I’ll happily drink a beer while eating a brat and some cheese curds.

 

Yeeeeeaaaahhh!!! Y'all get the spirit! Now can y'all get that old curmudgeon @Nunfa0 on board?

[palvord]

Everyone and their mother knew Bucky wasn’t making past the first weekend this year. They were way over seeded.

It’s not a choke job when you suck. There’s a follow-up joke I could make there but I’ll keep it friendly.

Well played.


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[robertson153]

Well guys, I’m screwed . I just played the 3 best rounds of the past 8 months. Shot one over on the front 9 and 7 over on the back 9 today for an 80. Last 3 rounds have been 79,84,80. That’s well below my average and 12-13 handicap. Maybe with the new sticks I can consistently stay in the 70s. My gut is telling me y’all are in trouble.


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Never mind . Went out a couple of days ago and shot 89. My normal game is back.


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[palvord]

15 minutes ago, robertson153 said:

Never mind . Went out a couple of days ago and shot 89. My normal game is back.


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At least you have been able to play. I've just watched the courses around me get flooded. 

I'm gonna have to slap on some fishing waders and get out there over the next few days so I don't lose what little gains I've made in my game.

[Nunfa0]

Man, the weather here is beautiful for the end of autumn so I have no excuses

[MDGolfHacker]

23 hours ago, Nunfa0 said:

But I haven't matured at all

Ok...then stepped on grapes it is..

 

MDGolfHacker

[Bucky CC]

At least you have been able to play. I've just watched the courses around me get flooded. 
I'm gonna have to slap on some fishing waders and get out there over the next few days so I don't lose what little gains I've made in my game.

I hear ya. It’s rained 4 straight days and today is 45 degrees with light showers. My 9 hole league was cancelled because they can’t let carts out on the course but a few of us are still going out to walk through the swamp.

I’m sure it’ll be a stellar round for me.

[JohnSmalls]

 

1 hour ago, Nunfa0 said:

Man, the weather here is beautiful for the end of autumn so I have no excuses

You seem to have plenty of excuses to why you can't haka.. 

[Nunfa0]

1 hour ago, JohnSmalls said:

 

You seem to have plenty of excuses to why you can't haka.. 

Keep dreaming but it's not going to happen

[bardle]

Another 9 holes. Another 49. If I keep improving like this with the clubs I have, then you guys have no chance when I get the cobras. 

[palvord]

13 minutes ago, bardle said:

Another 9 holes. Another 49. If I keep improving like this with the clubs I have, then you guys have no chance when I get the cobras. 

I know that dreams are typically free, but it seems you're paying someone, or taking something for that kind of outlandish nonsensical dream, that you have a chance to win.

I encourage you to keep dreaming, because it's going to be that much sweeter when I crush your soul with my victory. 

 

[palvord]

2 hours ago, Bucky CC said:

 

I hear ya. It’s rained 4 straight days and today is 45 degrees with light showers. My 9 hole league was cancelled because they can’t let carts out on the course but a few of us are still going out to walk through the swamp.

I’m sure it’ll be a stellar round for me.

 

Digging your ball out of plugged lies is always a rip roaring good time.

[bardle]

12 minutes ago, palvord said:

I know that dreams are typically free, but it seems you're paying someone, or taking something for that kind of outlandish nonsensical dream, that you have a chance to win.

I encourage you to keep dreaming, because it's going to be that much sweeter when I crush your soul with my victory. 

 

I hate when people use 40 words where 10 will do. If you spent more time practicing and less time writing run on sentences, you might have a chance at this thing. 

[palvord]

1 minute ago, bardle said:

I hate when people use 40 words where 10 will do. If you spent more time practicing and less time writing run on sentences, you might have a chance at this thing. 

Too wet to practice or play.

Plenty of time to write.

When I go quiet on here, it means doom for all of you.