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Dumbest, or cutest, but things you thought were true or facts when you were an innocent child. Credit to twitter where I saw the question and thought it was quite cool.

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When we used to go through a car tunnel under a river I thought we emerged at the same place we went in🙄😃

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I used to think kids were born out of a woman's ass 😄

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57 minutes ago, Kanoito said:

I used to think kids were born out of a woman's ass 😄

I can't top that one!  😄 😄 

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My parents were both nurses and when staffing called I thought that staffing was a person and couldn't understand why they always had a different voice. 

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3 hours ago, Shankster said:

Thought aliens were going to get me.

That damn Fire in the Sky movie... I don’t think I slept for months.

but it was a true story...................

 

sleep well tonight😏😮

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I used to believe that the world was in black and white when I was a kid. All family pics were black and white. We owned s black and white TV. Just made sense. I think I was around 4 when I learned that wasn’t the case


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When I was young, I though people got a raise at work every time they had a child.


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9 hours ago, Shankster said:

Thought aliens were going to get me.

That damn Fire in the Sky movie... I don’t think I slept for months.

So when I was a kid I had a recurring dream about the Fry Guys from the McDonalds ads. In the dream they were following me. If I was in the car, they were in trees watching us drive by. They would look in my windows while I was in bed. I had this dream a lot.

When I was in high school, I told a buddy about those dreams. He immediately said I was visited by aliens and they were keeping an eye on me, and my young brain couldn't process what was happening so I turned them into the Fry Guys to compensate/cope.

I didn't sleep for WEEKS after he told me that. I'd go around the house at 2am making sure all the windows were locked so they couldn't get me. 

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For the longest time, I thought BMW was British Motor Works.

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23 hours ago, Kanoito said:
I used to think kids were born out of a woman's ass 

The way some of them act now days (entitled little $#!ts) that doesn't sound so ridiculous..

the more I practice, the luckier I seem to get..
 

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Thought aliens were going to get me.

That damn Fire in the Sky movie... I don’t think I slept for months.


I thought the same thing but it was from watching the old black and white War of the World’s. I hardly slept for a week after that one.


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In reply to the ubiquitous “what do you want to be when you’re all grown up?” - 4 year old downlowkey surmised - “a city... like Houston”

So, to answer @perseveringgolfer more technically - I was apparently operating under the assumption that cities were potentially grown up humans? 🙄

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... When I was really little I thought monsters hid under my bed and could come out in the night and eat me. BUT if I kept the covers up to my neck I was safe because they couldn't eat your head. Other than NY City where they ate heads too.  👹

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On 5/19/2019 at 9:14 AM, Shankster said:

Thought aliens were going to get me.

Brace yourself... they got you, Alan 😬

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Let's just say I thought quicksand was going to be a lot more of a problem than it ended up being.🙄

I always try to remember that I'm not good enough to get mad!

 

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4 minutes ago, 00sportsman said:

Let's just say I thought quicksand was going to be a lot more of a problem than it ended up being.🙄

 

... Haha, I imagine you watched Tarzan. Quicksand was always in their episodes and so very lethal. 

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That 40 is old...

...I’ll be 38 next week.


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23 minutes ago, bens197 said:

That 40 is old...

...I’ll be 38 next week.
 

 

... Clearly you need your parents to put you in a timeout! 

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... Clearly you need your parents to put you in a timeout! 


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... Haha, I imagine you watched Tarzan. Quicksand was always in their episodes and so very lethal. 
Very true. I still remember climbing around the living room like it was the jungle.

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18 hours ago, 00sportsman said:

Let's just say I thought quicksand was going to be a lot more of a problem than it ended up being.🙄

 

10 hours ago, Charli said:

I thought quicksand was going to be a real problem as a kid. 

was there a spate of quicksand related issues at that time?

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9 minutes ago, perseveringgolfer said:

 

was there a spate of quicksand related issues at that time?

Yes - every week on tv (Tarzan show) 😁  We thought quicksand was lurking around every corner in Africa. 

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I was absolutely enamored with dinosaurs. Travelling around the NW from logging camp to logging camp with my Dad, I'd look out to the hills and see what I thought were huge buried legs of T-Rexes, necks of giant Brontosauruses and sculls outlined under the dirt... I had every idea that they all were just gigantic bits with the flesh still attached, and just under all the dirt and sand waiting to be uncovered...

I also thought every jet I heard overhead was actually a rocket heading to the moon...We lived out in the Mojave way back during the time of a lot of testing being done out there and the Apollo missions were still big on TV...

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Yes - every week on tv (Tarzan show)   We thought quicksand was lurking around every corner in Africa. 


When I was a little kid my dad got some sand for a project of some kind I don’t know what. It wasn’t a whole lot but a big enough pile to play on and jump off. We played on the sand and some of it was wet. My shoe got stuck and came off in it. Totally thought it was the real deal quicksand! I remember having quicksand nightmares...


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When I was a little kid, I used to have this dream where I and all of my stuff--clothes, toys, books, candy, records, bats and balls--everything I owned was all squeezed together like a three dimensional jig saw puzzle in a confined space like a railroad car or something.

It wasn't a nightmare.  It was a very comfortable dream. I felt as though I could stay that way forever.

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