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My wife does not like you’re tone. I actually bought her a “hallmark Christmas movie watching t-shirt” last year.


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My wife does not like you’re tone. I actually bought her a “hallmark Christmas movie watching t-shirt” last year.


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Got my wife the wine glass. Got a lot of use.


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Women should be home!


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My wife does not like you’re tone. I actually bought her a “hallmark Christmas movie watching t-shirt” last year.


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Good for a girl to say, not so much for a guy....


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Yuck! Your HAIR! Ugh!


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I shower weekly....


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That dress is HIDEOUS!


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Shhh my mom’s home.


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My wife does not like you’re tone. I actually bought her a “hallmark Christmas movie watching t-shirt” last year. emoji1787.pngemoji1787.png


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Every Hallmark Christmas movie is the same. It is Christmas time at a New England country inn. The owner, recently widowed, is frantically getting the inn ready for the onslaught of guests. One guest, a recent widower, decides to keep his weekend plan he had with his recently deceased wife as she would want him to. The gentleman starts his drive to the inn and will take approximately 3 hours to get there. While driving, a gently snow starts to fall and increases as he gets to the mountain inn and he's worried access will be shut down . He finally makes it to the inn and after checking in, he goes back to his car and while bringing in his luggage, happens to glance over as sees the female owner desperately trying to get the last of the Christmas lights hung. Being the gentleman he is, is stows his bags back in the car and does over to ask if he can help. She reluctantly accepts his offer while explaining that if her husband would have not tragically passed away, this job would be done. As they are hanging lights, their hands innocently touch and they both look to their hands and then to each other while their faces are bathed in the warm glow of the porch lights while snow gently falls. The End,

 

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1 minute ago, Titleist87 said:

Every Hallmark Christmas movie is the same. It is Christmas time at a New England country inn. The owner, recently widowed, is frantically getting the inn ready for the onslaught of guests. One guest, a recent widower, decides to keep his weekend plan he had with his recently deceased wife as she would want him to. The gentleman starts his drive to the inn and will take approximately 3 hours to get there. While driving, a gently snow starts to fall and increases as he gets to the mountain inn and he's worried access will be shut down . He finally makes it to the inn and after checking in, he goes back to his car and while bringing in his luggage, happens to glance over as sees the female owner desperately trying to get the last of the Christmas lights hung. Being the gentleman he is, is stows his bags back in the car and does over to ask if he can help. She reluctantly accepts his offer while explaining that if here husband would have not tragically passed away, this job would be done. As they are hanging lights, there hands innocently touch and they both look to their hands and then to each other while their faces are bathed in the warm glow of the porch lights while a gently snow follows. The End,

I'm going to go read this to my wife because she yells at me for "spoiling" them all the time. hahaha

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My sister dumped me....


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I'm going to go read this to my wife because she yells at me for "spoiling" them all the time. hahaha


I know right, just ruined it for all of us.


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mary me right now!

 

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Every Hallmark Christmas movie is the same. It is Christmas time at a New England country inn. The owner, recently widowed, is frantically getting the inn ready for the onslaught of guests. One guest, a recent widower, decides to keep his weekend plan he had with his recently deceased wife as she would want him to. The gentleman starts his drive to the inn and will take approximately 3 hours to get there. While driving, a gently snow starts to fall and increases as he gets to the mountain inn and he's worried access will be shut down . He finally makes it to the inn and after checking in, he goes back to his car and while bringing in his luggage, happens to glance over as sees the female owner desperately trying to get the last of the Christmas lights hung. Being the gentleman he is, is stows his bags back in the car and does over to ask if he can help. She reluctantly accepts his offer while explaining that if her husband would have not tragically passed away, this job would be done. As they are hanging lights, their hands innocently touch and they both look to their hands and then to each other while their faces are bathed in the warm glow of the porch lights while snow gently falls. The End,
 
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Priceless and 100% accurate.

It's bad enough that I have to listen to Christmas music at Walmart beginning in September but then I get home and my wife is watching the Hallmark movie channel. Christmas movies from September til January - same plot, same music, same actors. It has turned me off to Christmas.


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Priceless emoji28.png and 100% accurate.

It's bad enough that I have to listen to Christmas music at Walmart beginning in September but then I get home and my wife is watching the Hallmark movie channel. Christmas movies from September til January - same plot, same music, same actors. It has turned me off to Christmas. emoji30.png
 

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