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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower. The doorbell rings and the wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, her neighbor and husband's golf partner. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.  After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.  The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob from next door," she replied.

"Great," the husband says.  "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

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Verified Hack, 26 handicap 🙂  Golfing for exercise and peace of mind.

|> Big Dogs: First StrikeTM Rattlesnake (10.5), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19)Ginty Trouble Club (29)

|> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 3(20) 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45)  

|> Wedges: Worx (55)  Lovett (59) 

|> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF 2.1    ⛳  517658623_DrizzleStickLogo25.jpg.2d0acde35cce050d2a56a647437d1cfe.jpg 636692430_worx30.png.0a353d81efc141276fcad4aac6d519f4.png 1945968064_LovetSandWedge2(2)30v.jpg.f9ca0ea16fe5640f46cf0c0aa5e4a639.jpg 1578345221_L.A.B.Golflogo30.jpg.0cb89de95b28f0ebddcff53b59a16f08.jpg 1944240139_ZeroFrictionLogo25.jpg.8c7f11d619e7390fdb8ccdfac6479d58.jpg

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While trying to avoid hitting a deer, a man swerved his golf cart off the edge of a fairway and into a deep hole in the rough.

He was slowly crawling out of the hole just as a pretty woman saw him and stopped her golf cart to help him.

"Are you OK?" the woman said.

"I am, I guess" the man said while he was trying to stand up.

"You have some blood on your face, come, get in my cart and we will go to my house which is on the 3rd fairway just a few minutes from here to clean it and make sure that you didn't get hurt" she said.

"This is very kind of you, but I think my wife will not be happy if I go with you." the man replied.

"I insist, I am a nurse and your wife will understand that. Let's go."

The woman was very pretty and kind, so he couldn't say no.  But he kept telling her that his wife would be upset the whole way.

When they arrived, she cleaned his face and checked him for other injuries, and then she offered him a whiskey.

"Thank you, I really feel better now." he said, "But I really think I should go, my wife would be very upset by now."

The pretty woman told him: "You can rest a little if you want, your wife will not know that you are with me here. She is home, isn't she?"

"No, my guess is she is still in the hole."

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Verified Hack, 26 handicap 🙂  Golfing for exercise and peace of mind.

|> Big Dogs: First StrikeTM Rattlesnake (10.5), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19)Ginty Trouble Club (29)

|> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 3(20) 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45)  

|> Wedges: Worx (55)  Lovett (59) 

|> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF 2.1    ⛳  517658623_DrizzleStickLogo25.jpg.2d0acde35cce050d2a56a647437d1cfe.jpg 636692430_worx30.png.0a353d81efc141276fcad4aac6d519f4.png 1945968064_LovetSandWedge2(2)30v.jpg.f9ca0ea16fe5640f46cf0c0aa5e4a639.jpg 1578345221_L.A.B.Golflogo30.jpg.0cb89de95b28f0ebddcff53b59a16f08.jpg 1944240139_ZeroFrictionLogo25.jpg.8c7f11d619e7390fdb8ccdfac6479d58.jpg

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  • 4 weeks later...

A 79 year old man and his 77 year old wife were having a miserable golf game on a Florida golf course.  Things just weren't going their way and he did not see any alternative.  So he calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-seven years of misery is enough.”

“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. “I’m sick of her face, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her,” and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister.

She says, “Like hell they’re getting divorced!” and calls her father immediately.

“You’re not getting divorced! Don’t do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don’t call a lawyer, don’t file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

The old man turns to his wife and says “Okay, they’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own airfares.”

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Verified Hack, 26 handicap 🙂  Golfing for exercise and peace of mind.

|> Big Dogs: First StrikeTM Rattlesnake (10.5), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19)Ginty Trouble Club (29)

|> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 3(20) 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45)  

|> Wedges: Worx (55)  Lovett (59) 

|> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF 2.1    ⛳  517658623_DrizzleStickLogo25.jpg.2d0acde35cce050d2a56a647437d1cfe.jpg 636692430_worx30.png.0a353d81efc141276fcad4aac6d519f4.png 1945968064_LovetSandWedge2(2)30v.jpg.f9ca0ea16fe5640f46cf0c0aa5e4a639.jpg 1578345221_L.A.B.Golflogo30.jpg.0cb89de95b28f0ebddcff53b59a16f08.jpg 1944240139_ZeroFrictionLogo25.jpg.8c7f11d619e7390fdb8ccdfac6479d58.jpg

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A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.

As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her phone to ask him where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."

He said, "Well, I'm in the club fitters right next to it."

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Verified Hack, 26 handicap 🙂  Golfing for exercise and peace of mind.

|> Big Dogs: First StrikeTM Rattlesnake (10.5), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19)Ginty Trouble Club (29)

|> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 3(20) 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45)  

|> Wedges: Worx (55)  Lovett (59) 

|> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF 2.1    ⛳  517658623_DrizzleStickLogo25.jpg.2d0acde35cce050d2a56a647437d1cfe.jpg 636692430_worx30.png.0a353d81efc141276fcad4aac6d519f4.png 1945968064_LovetSandWedge2(2)30v.jpg.f9ca0ea16fe5640f46cf0c0aa5e4a639.jpg 1578345221_L.A.B.Golflogo30.jpg.0cb89de95b28f0ebddcff53b59a16f08.jpg 1944240139_ZeroFrictionLogo25.jpg.8c7f11d619e7390fdb8ccdfac6479d58.jpg

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It's all lies I tell you, everywhere the golf ball comes to rest!

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Driver: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max (10.5* set at -1 and neutral) -- Mitsubishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Fairway: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*) and Heaven Wood (20*)-- Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Hybrids: :callaway-small: Rogue ST Max 5H (23*)--Tensai Blue 55g R shaft

Irons:  :callaway-small: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW -- KBSTour Graphite  TGI 70 shafts R +1/2 inch 3* upright

Wedges: Edison 53* and  57* KBS PGI 80 Graphite +1/2 inch 2* upright

Putter: :odyssey-small: Stroke Lab 7S

Ball:  Maxfli TourX...Golf Bag: :ping-small: Pioneer...Shoes: :footjoy-small: Hyperflex... Glove: Red Rooster Feather

 

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A man gets to heaven. He’s a small nerdy account type, and he’s met at the pearly gates by St Peter.   “Welcome,” says St Peter, opening a large book. “This book lists all the good things and bad things you did in your life. If you did more good than bad, you get to come in.”  

“Sounds fair,” says the man.  

St. Peter reads through the book and when he gets to the end he says, “Well, you’re right on the fence; 50/50. Can you think of any good deed that you did that we might have missed?”

“Well,” says the man, “One time I was driving my golf cart and I saw a gang of huge bikers harassing a woman by the side of the road.  I could see they were up to no good, so I stopped my cart at the side of the fairway, stormed up to the biggest one, said, ‘Unhand this woman right now!’ and then slapped him across the face.”

St. Peter flips back and forth through the book. “I can’t see any record of this. When did it happen?”

The man looks at his watch, “Couldn’t have been more than five minutes ago.”

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Verified Hack, 26 handicap 🙂  Golfing for exercise and peace of mind.

|> Big Dogs: First StrikeTM Rattlesnake (10.5), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19)Ginty Trouble Club (29)

|> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 3(20) 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45)  

|> Wedges: Worx (55)  Lovett (59) 

|> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF 2.1    ⛳  517658623_DrizzleStickLogo25.jpg.2d0acde35cce050d2a56a647437d1cfe.jpg 636692430_worx30.png.0a353d81efc141276fcad4aac6d519f4.png 1945968064_LovetSandWedge2(2)30v.jpg.f9ca0ea16fe5640f46cf0c0aa5e4a639.jpg 1578345221_L.A.B.Golflogo30.jpg.0cb89de95b28f0ebddcff53b59a16f08.jpg 1944240139_ZeroFrictionLogo25.jpg.8c7f11d619e7390fdb8ccdfac6479d58.jpg

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A guy walks into a golf resort bar and notices a very large jar on the counter that is filled to the brim with $10 bills.  He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it.  As the bartender welcomes him, he asks, "What's with the jar?"

The bartender says, "Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money.”

The man certainly wasn't going to pass this up. "What are the three tests?"

"Pay first. Those are the rules," says the bartender. So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.

"O.K.," the bartender says. "Here's what you need to do: First, you have to drink an entire gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing, all at once and you can't make a face while doing it.

"Second, there is pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.

"Third, there's a 90 year old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've got to make things right for her."

The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then do those other things!"   "Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."

As time goes on the man has a few drinks and then a few more, and he asks, "Where's that tequila?"

He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a few big slurps. Tears are streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy scuffle going on outside.  They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping... and then silence.

Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body...  "NOW," he says loudly, "Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"

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Verified Hack, 26 handicap 🙂  Golfing for exercise and peace of mind.

|> Big Dogs: First StrikeTM Rattlesnake (10.5), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19)Ginty Trouble Club (29)

|> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 3(20) 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45)  

|> Wedges: Worx (55)  Lovett (59) 

|> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF 2.1    ⛳  517658623_DrizzleStickLogo25.jpg.2d0acde35cce050d2a56a647437d1cfe.jpg 636692430_worx30.png.0a353d81efc141276fcad4aac6d519f4.png 1945968064_LovetSandWedge2(2)30v.jpg.f9ca0ea16fe5640f46cf0c0aa5e4a639.jpg 1578345221_L.A.B.Golflogo30.jpg.0cb89de95b28f0ebddcff53b59a16f08.jpg 1944240139_ZeroFrictionLogo25.jpg.8c7f11d619e7390fdb8ccdfac6479d58.jpg

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Two friends are at a day long golf seminar listening to a speaker.

friend 1: "Will you bet me $100 that I'll slap the man in front of me?"
friend 2: "Yes"
friend 1:   - slaps the man from behind, the man turns quickly -
friend 1: "Hi Mike, long time no see!"
man in front: "Excuse me? I'm not Mike."
friend 1: "That's odd, from behind you look like Mike."
man in front: "But I'm not Mike."
friend 1: "Right. I'm truly sorry."
-  Friend 2 pays friend 1 the 100$.

friend 1: "Will you bet another 100$ that I'll slap the same man again?"
friend 2: "Yes."
friend 1:   -  slaps the man from behind, the man turns again -
friend 1: "You always say that you're not Mike but you're Mike, isn't that right, Mike?"
man in front: "I swear I'm not Mike."
friend 1: "I'm truly sorry."
-  Friend 2 pays  friend 1 the 100$.

friend 1: "Do you bet another 100$ that I'll slap the same man for the third time?"
friend 2: "Yes."
friend 1:   -  slaps the man from behind, the man turns again -
friend 1: "I'm sure you're Mike, show me your ID."
man in front: "Dude I'm not Mike.  Do it again and I call the cops!"  He then changes his place to a far spot a few rows across the auditorium.
-  Friend 2 pays friend 1 the 100$.

friend 1: "Do you bet another 100$ that I'll go all the way over there and slap the same man again?"
friend 2: "Yes!"
friend 1:   -  goes to the man's new place, slaps him from behind and says : "Mike! you're here? I've been slapping a man over there thinking he's you!"

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|> Big Dogs: First StrikeTM Rattlesnake (10.5), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19)Ginty Trouble Club (29)

|> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 3(20) 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45)  

|> Wedges: Worx (55)  Lovett (59) 

|> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF 2.1    ⛳  517658623_DrizzleStickLogo25.jpg.2d0acde35cce050d2a56a647437d1cfe.jpg 636692430_worx30.png.0a353d81efc141276fcad4aac6d519f4.png 1945968064_LovetSandWedge2(2)30v.jpg.f9ca0ea16fe5640f46cf0c0aa5e4a639.jpg 1578345221_L.A.B.Golflogo30.jpg.0cb89de95b28f0ebddcff53b59a16f08.jpg 1944240139_ZeroFrictionLogo25.jpg.8c7f11d619e7390fdb8ccdfac6479d58.jpg

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  • 2 weeks later...

A Superintendent at a major golf club is meeting with his grounds crew one morning in the cart barn when he sees a new guy he doesn't recognize.

"Hey, you!  New guy!  Get over here!  What's your name?"

"John."

"John?!  What the hell kind of operation do you think this is?  John!  I never call my employees by their first names.  It breeds familiarity and leads to a breakdown in discipline.  I only ever call my people by their last names: Smith, Jones, Jenkins, and so on. And you will refer to me as Superintendent.  Do I make myself clear?"

"Yes, Superintendent."

"Good.  Now that we've got that settled, what is your name?"

The man breathes a heavy sigh and answers, "Sweetie.  My name is John Sweetie, Superintendent."

"Okay John, here's what I need you to do..."

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Verified Hack, 26 handicap 🙂  Golfing for exercise and peace of mind.

|> Big Dogs: First StrikeTM Rattlesnake (10.5), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19)Ginty Trouble Club (29)

|> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 3(20) 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45)  

|> Wedges: Worx (55)  Lovett (59) 

|> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF 2.1    ⛳  517658623_DrizzleStickLogo25.jpg.2d0acde35cce050d2a56a647437d1cfe.jpg 636692430_worx30.png.0a353d81efc141276fcad4aac6d519f4.png 1945968064_LovetSandWedge2(2)30v.jpg.f9ca0ea16fe5640f46cf0c0aa5e4a639.jpg 1578345221_L.A.B.Golflogo30.jpg.0cb89de95b28f0ebddcff53b59a16f08.jpg 1944240139_ZeroFrictionLogo25.jpg.8c7f11d619e7390fdb8ccdfac6479d58.jpg

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A lawyer, a priest, and an engineer meet each week for a game of golf. One day, they get stuck behind the slowest group of players they had ever seen. They were hitting the balls all over the place, getting stuck in just about every trap and patch of rough, and missing just about every putt.


Finally, the group gets frustrated and heads to the clubhouse to find the pro.


"What's with that group of players? They're the worst I've ever seen! They're holding up the course!"


The pro looks sheepish. "They're retired firefighters, they lost their eyesight running into a burning orphanage to save the children. They love golf, so I let them play for free for charity."


The priest looks ashamed of himself. "As a man of God, I feel terrible for getting angry at those men. At my next sermon, I'll see if I can get a collection going for their families."


The lawyer likewise looks chagrined. "Same here, I'll check with my firm and see if we can't open a case to get them awarded restitution for their pain and injuries."


The engineer says, "why can't they play at night?"

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Verified Hack, 26 handicap 🙂  Golfing for exercise and peace of mind.

|> Big Dogs: First StrikeTM Rattlesnake (10.5), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19)Ginty Trouble Club (29)

|> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 3(20) 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45)  

|> Wedges: Worx (55)  Lovett (59) 

|> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF 2.1    ⛳  517658623_DrizzleStickLogo25.jpg.2d0acde35cce050d2a56a647437d1cfe.jpg 636692430_worx30.png.0a353d81efc141276fcad4aac6d519f4.png 1945968064_LovetSandWedge2(2)30v.jpg.f9ca0ea16fe5640f46cf0c0aa5e4a639.jpg 1578345221_L.A.B.Golflogo30.jpg.0cb89de95b28f0ebddcff53b59a16f08.jpg 1944240139_ZeroFrictionLogo25.jpg.8c7f11d619e7390fdb8ccdfac6479d58.jpg

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  • 3 weeks later...
A husband notices that his wife’s hearing is deteriorating, and decides to visit her doctor for advice.
 
"I can’t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age” he says to the doc.

“There’s a simple trick you can try to determine her hearing” explains the doctor. “Simply ask her a question at a distance and if she doesn’t hear you, move slightly closer and ask again until she does”.

That afternoon on the course, the husband was watching his wife standing in the middle of the fairway near her ball. He thinks to himself, “what a perfect opportunity to test her hearing”.

From his distant position he asks; “Is it your turn honey?"

No answer. He moves closer.  “Is it your turn honey?
 
Still no answer. He moves even closer.  “Is it your turn honey?” 
 
Still his wife doesn’t answer. He now sees how serious her hearing problem is. At this point, he is standing right next to his wife.  “Is it your turn honey?
 
She looks at him directly, “FOR THE FOURTH TIME, YOU’RE STILL AWAY DEAR, GO AGAIN.”
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Verified Hack, 26 handicap 🙂  Golfing for exercise and peace of mind.

|> Big Dogs: First StrikeTM Rattlesnake (10.5), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19)Ginty Trouble Club (29)

|> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 3(20) 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45)  

|> Wedges: Worx (55)  Lovett (59) 

|> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF 2.1    ⛳  517658623_DrizzleStickLogo25.jpg.2d0acde35cce050d2a56a647437d1cfe.jpg 636692430_worx30.png.0a353d81efc141276fcad4aac6d519f4.png 1945968064_LovetSandWedge2(2)30v.jpg.f9ca0ea16fe5640f46cf0c0aa5e4a639.jpg 1578345221_L.A.B.Golflogo30.jpg.0cb89de95b28f0ebddcff53b59a16f08.jpg 1944240139_ZeroFrictionLogo25.jpg.8c7f11d619e7390fdb8ccdfac6479d58.jpg

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  • 1 month later...

A struggling PGA tour player who grew up on a farm was looking for somewhere on his drive to stop for the night and saw a farmhouse, knocked on the door and the farmer answered. 

The farmer saw a man in his mid-thirties who looked like he'd been traveling a while. The Pro asked if he could earn a meal and a place to stay for the night.

"Do you have any skills?" The farmer asked.

"Well, I do have a rare gift -- I can communicate with animals."

"...sure you can," the farmer said. "But I like your style. I'll put you to work."

So the man did a few chores around the farm and earned his meal.  At dinner, the Pro said to the farmer, "I know you don't believe me, but I actually do communicate with animals.  I can prove it too.  I spoke to the hens, and they said you were there every morning before dawn to collect their eggs, and you've been doing so every day for years since your wife passed."

The farmer said, "Wow, that's exactly right!"

The Pro continued, "I spoke to your cow, and she said you've faithfully milked her every day before dawn, and you've been doing so every day for years since your wife passed."

The farmer said, "I'm amazed. That's also true."

The Pro then said, "And I spoke to your sheep..."

"That sheep's a liar!"

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Verified Hack, 26 handicap 🙂  Golfing for exercise and peace of mind.

|> Big Dogs: First StrikeTM Rattlesnake (10.5), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19)Ginty Trouble Club (29)

|> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 3(20) 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45)  

|> Wedges: Worx (55)  Lovett (59) 

|> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF 2.1    ⛳  517658623_DrizzleStickLogo25.jpg.2d0acde35cce050d2a56a647437d1cfe.jpg 636692430_worx30.png.0a353d81efc141276fcad4aac6d519f4.png 1945968064_LovetSandWedge2(2)30v.jpg.f9ca0ea16fe5640f46cf0c0aa5e4a639.jpg 1578345221_L.A.B.Golflogo30.jpg.0cb89de95b28f0ebddcff53b59a16f08.jpg 1944240139_ZeroFrictionLogo25.jpg.8c7f11d619e7390fdb8ccdfac6479d58.jpg

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  • 1 month later...

A man left for work one Friday morning.

Instead of going home after work, he stayed out the entire weekend playing golf with the boys and gambling all his wages. When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife.

After a while she stopped yelling and calmly said, “how would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”

“That would be fine with me”, he replied.

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same result.

Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

  • Haha 3

Verified Hack, 26 handicap 🙂  Golfing for exercise and peace of mind.

|> Big Dogs: First StrikeTM Rattlesnake (10.5), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19)Ginty Trouble Club (29)

|> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 3(20) 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45)  

|> Wedges: Worx (55)  Lovett (59) 

|> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF 2.1    ⛳  517658623_DrizzleStickLogo25.jpg.2d0acde35cce050d2a56a647437d1cfe.jpg 636692430_worx30.png.0a353d81efc141276fcad4aac6d519f4.png 1945968064_LovetSandWedge2(2)30v.jpg.f9ca0ea16fe5640f46cf0c0aa5e4a639.jpg 1578345221_L.A.B.Golflogo30.jpg.0cb89de95b28f0ebddcff53b59a16f08.jpg 1944240139_ZeroFrictionLogo25.jpg.8c7f11d619e7390fdb8ccdfac6479d58.jpg

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  • 2 weeks later...

The guys were on a golf trip. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Mick snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Mick shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

The third night was Bill's turn. He was an older fella, a man's man... The next morning he came to breakfast all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Mick into bed, patted him on the ass, and kissed him goodnight on the lips. Mick sat up and watched me all night."

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|> Big Dogs: First StrikeTM Rattlesnake (10.5), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19)Ginty Trouble Club (29)

|> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 3(20) 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45)  

|> Wedges: Worx (55)  Lovett (59) 

|> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF 2.1    ⛳  517658623_DrizzleStickLogo25.jpg.2d0acde35cce050d2a56a647437d1cfe.jpg 636692430_worx30.png.0a353d81efc141276fcad4aac6d519f4.png 1945968064_LovetSandWedge2(2)30v.jpg.f9ca0ea16fe5640f46cf0c0aa5e4a639.jpg 1578345221_L.A.B.Golflogo30.jpg.0cb89de95b28f0ebddcff53b59a16f08.jpg 1944240139_ZeroFrictionLogo25.jpg.8c7f11d619e7390fdb8ccdfac6479d58.jpg

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Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called his golf partner, their preacher to stand with them.  As the old friend stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.

The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, and then he died.  The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the eulogy, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.

He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died.  I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read out loud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."

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|> Big Dogs: First StrikeTM Rattlesnake (10.5), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19)Ginty Trouble Club (29)

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Robert, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old golf pro.  Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenn prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door.  Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Robert, her 85 year old plays from the gold tees groom, ready for action.

They unite as one.

All goes well, Robert leaves and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her door, and it's Robert.  Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling.  When the newly weds are done, Robert kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

Jenny is set to go to sleep again, but, you guessed it, Robert is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25 year old, ready for more 'action'.  Once more they enjoy each other.  But as Robert gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him,

"I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often.  I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once.  You are truly a great lover, Robert."

Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says:

"You mean I was here already?"

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A golfer goes to see a fortune teller to see if he can contact his former playing partner, Tom, who had recently passed away.  His buddy had hidden a fortune in money and he wanted to get his hands on it before anyone else.  He pays the fortune teller and she brings up her crystal ball. She begins chanting and calling for the spirit of Tom to appear.  Nothing happens. She keeps calling, telling the golfer to be patient as she can feel him but he is resisting the calling for some reason.  After about ten minutes the golfer begins to think he is being had and gets ready to leave.  Then Tom's face appears in the crystal ball.  The golfer can't believe it.  Tom looking out at the golfer says, "Sorry old buddy, I was finishing up on the back nine having birdied every hole so I couldn't leave just yet."  The golfer hearing what Tom had said, couldn't believe that there were golf courses in Heaven.  So he asked Tom, "Two questions, where did you hide the money and do you get to play golf every day there?"  

Tom replied, "Don't worry about the money because we have a standing 7:30 tee time starting tomorrow morning."

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