Hook DeLoft Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 When someone curses after a bad swing but the shot ends up ok: Don’t let your mouth f*** up a good shot. JohnSmalls, c_zoid and Shapotomous 3 Quote 14 of the following: Ping G430 Max 10.5 degree Callaway 2023 Big Bertha 3 wood set to 17 degrees Cobra F9 Speedback 7/8 wood set at 23.5 degrees Callaway Epic Max 11 wood Ping Eye 2 BeCu 2-SW Mizuno 923 JPX HM HL 6-GW Hogan sand wedge 56 degree bent to 53 Maltby M Series+ 54 degree Ping Glide 3.0 Eye2 58 degree Ping Glide 3.0 60 degree Evnroll ER2 Ping Sigma 2 Anser Cheap Top Flite mallet putter from Dick's, currently holding down first place in the bag TaylorMade Mini Spider Bridgestone XS Link to comment
azstu324 Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 After someone blows a putt past the hole. "Hey it's the same put.. just from the other direction."the more I practice, the luckier I seem to get.. Silverhorn43, GaDawg, Shapotomous and 3 others 6 Quote PXG 0311 Gen 5 9°/ Fujikura MotoreX F1 6X F6 3 Wood 14* / Kuro Kage Silver 65X F8 6 wood 20* / Fujikura MotoreX F3 6S RADSpeed Hybrid 24* TS1 4-GW / FCM Precision 6.5 Rifle TSW Wedge - 56/12 EAS 1.0 / Grip master 2.0 MAXFLI Tour CG Link to comment
Shapotomous Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 When somebody in the group hits one in the water with a visible splash you'll hear.... The white bass are jumping today! c_zoid, JohnSmalls and Tom the Golf Nut 3 Quote Modern Bag: G410 LST 10.5*, Hzrdus Smoke RDX 6.5 Flex; 915F 3w, Diamana S+ 70 S flex; Snake Eyes 18* 2h, 23* 4h & 27* 5h; JPX 900 Forged 6 - PW, PX LZ 6.0; Edison 2.0 49*, 53*, 57* KBS Tour 120 S; Heppler Fetch; Ball - MTB-X; Bag - Jones MyGolfSpy Edition! Shot Scope H4, MG600 Rangefinder Classic Bag: Driver - Persimmon; 3w - Speed Slot; 5w - Tour Block; 3 - pw - Dynapower; sw - Ram Tom Watson; putter - bullseye standard or flange. Link to comment
heavygolffeels Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 I usually go with the false positivity. Like when someone pulls their approach long and left into the trees - easy up and down . When someone slice it miles right into the next fairway - a touch right, not too bad. When someone duffs a 3w going for a par 5 in 2 - smart layup right there. tony@CIC, c_zoid and JohnSmalls 3 Quote GARSEN GRIP TESTER Driver: PING G400 MAX, Ventus Blue 6x Woods: COBRA F6 Baffler AD DI 8S Hybrid: CALLAWAY Apex Pro, Ventus Blue 8s Irons: SRIXON ZX5 mk2 5-6, ZX7 mk2 7-PW, Modus 120x Wedges: EDEL 50 C grind, 54 V grind, CLEVELAND 60 RTX6 Low Putter: YES Abbie! Link to comment
wolfpacker92 Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 When someone blazes one way right - "I see you are working the ball right to more right today" When you crush a drive past your buddy - "Is that a Walmart they are building between your drive and mine?" tony@CIC, c_zoid, juspoole and 1 other 4 Quote Paradym X 10.5 ZX 3 wood Paradym X 5 Wood 939 4 Hybrid T200 5-GW 53 degree wedge Mack Daddy PM Grind 56 degree wedge White Hot Versa Twelve DB Tour Speed Link to comment
juspoole Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 Similar lines to the Costco between your ball and mine and several others already mentioned. Also enjoy pulling a Dodgeball line when someone hits one to the trees or just way off target and will have a very difficult next shot. "Bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him" c_zoid and JohnSmalls 2 Quote Driver: Mavrik Sub Zero 9* (Set to 10) Ventus Blue 6X 2 Hybrid: TSI3 Hybrid Tensei Blue 80 X (17.25*) 3 Hybrid 818 H2 Hybrid Hzrdus RDX Black 6.5 (20.5*) 4 Iron - T200 4 Iron Graphite Design Tour AD IZ X Hybrid Shaft Irons 5-PW: T100-S 5 - GW KBS Tour 130 X Gap/Sand Wedge: Vokey SM6 49* SM8 54* Lob Wedge: Jaws 5 Wedge 58* DG Tour Issue Stiff Putter: Phantom 5.5 34" Pro Platinum Newport 2 35" Taylormade Tour Black Spider 34" Link to comment
JohnSmalls Posted December 18, 2020 Share Posted December 18, 2020 That wasn't a slice, that was the whole pie! I used to use this one a lot.....on a tee shot that I had just hit. downlowkey and wolfpacker92 2 Quote Gameday Vessel Sunday 2.0/ Ogio Silencer Dynapwr Carbon | Hzrdus Smoke Black Mavrik 3w | Evenflow Riptide FG Tour F5 Hybrid(20,23) | MCA Fubuki Staff Model CB 5-PW | DG 120 Vokey SM7 (50, 54, 58) | DG 120 Studio Stock 15 -ProV1x (left dash) Romans 10:9 Classic Bag Jones Collegiate Clemson Stand Bag Eye 2 Laminate 1973 Staff Dynapower 4-PW Anser DUO Link to comment
downlowkey Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 My personal favorites that are good for any garbage - “I hope you guys are taking notes” _or_ “you just can’t teach that” Shots struck around the equator of the ball that go bounding over the putting surface - “these greens won’t hold a thing” Absolutely crushed but miles wide - “at least it’s a _long_ way the wrong way” The long putt that only makes it halfway to the hole - “good practice for the next one“ JohnSmalls 1 Quote ______S9-1 Pro D - Matrix Ozik XCON 6 S ______S9-1 Pro 15* - Matrix Ozik XCON 7 S ________3DX 17* - Matrix Ozik Altus Hybrid SG ______ICON Black 4-PW - KBS Tour V S __________588 RTG 49 RTX 52.10 56.12 - DG S400 ______Amazing Grace NYC Tour CS _______'19 TP5X (the preceding have all been gamer approved) "The most important shot in golf is the next one“ - Ben Hogan Link to comment
braincramp Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 When someone hits a tee shot out in the crap : Lassie couldn't find that ball if it had bacon wrapped around it. Silverhorn43 and JohnSmalls 2 Quote Ping G430 Driver, 19° Hybrid, Ping Anser 23° Hybrid, Mizuno 923 Hot Metal 6-GW, Ping 54°&58° Glides, Scotty Cameron 5.5 Link to comment
Mr. 82 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 On 9/4/2020 at 6:17 AM, Buffly said: These comments about hitting like a girl and implicating they don't hit very far is a pet peeve of mine. I want to encourage more women to play the game and, stuff like this does not help. If women overhear comments like this then it is very discouraging. I'm all for throwing shade but, not at the point of discouraging an entire gender. "Muscles shrinking since we all can't go to the gym anymore?" "Is that putter too heavy for you?" "That ball must have lead weights in it?" "Did you calculate that in Meters instead of Yards again?" The trash talk that contains the likes of "Nice putt Nancy," only take place amonst all male groups. I played with a young college girl the other week, and I had to remind myself not to make gender specific comments (towards myself) while playing golf with her. And in the immortal words of Sergeant Hulka from the movie, "Stripes," JohnSmalls and Buffly 2 Quote G400 Driver XR 4 Fairway 16.5° Fli-Hi Utility Iron - 21° G Series 5-9 irons SM7 46°, 50°, 54° & 58° Ghost Spider S putter Nexus Laser Rangefinder Garmin Approach S20 GPS Link to comment
Mr. 82 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 On 12/1/2020 at 9:39 PM, cksurfdude said: You know after you hit a tee shot OB .. and re-tee .. and then absolutely nail the next one..? Well in this case the saying is... "Golf is eeeasy .. just hit your second shot, first." That second guy is a PRO!!! Quote G400 Driver XR 4 Fairway 16.5° Fli-Hi Utility Iron - 21° G Series 5-9 irons SM7 46°, 50°, 54° & 58° Ghost Spider S putter Nexus Laser Rangefinder Garmin Approach S20 GPS Link to comment
Mr. 82 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 I'm reminded of the golfer who took a bucket list trip to an unnamed resort course that cost mega bucks to play, that required you to use a caddie. This golfer had never played with a caddie before, so he was a bit uncomfortable on the first tee, and wasn't sure how to interact with his caddie. After the usual pleasantries and the caddie sort of explaining how it works, they commence at teeing off. Bucket list golfer tees off and him being nervous, tops his tee shot about 75 yards in front of him. His caddie, without missing a beat says, "Not enough loft." Bucket list golfer continues to struggle throughout the round, and after every bad shot the caddie would say the same thing, "not enough loft." The bucket list golfer really didn't understand, but because he didn't know the proper etiquette, he kept playing, and struggled home to a miserable 108. As they were walking off the 18th green the bucket list golfer finally gets up enough courage to ask his caddie, "I am curious, you kept saying 'not enough loft' throughout the round, but I am pretty sure I was hitting the right club most of the time. What am I missing here?" Without missing a beat, the caddie goes, "Not enough loft, as in "LACK OF F'ING TALENT." IDontGiveAchuck 1 Quote G400 Driver XR 4 Fairway 16.5° Fli-Hi Utility Iron - 21° G Series 5-9 irons SM7 46°, 50°, 54° & 58° Ghost Spider S putter Nexus Laser Rangefinder Garmin Approach S20 GPS Link to comment
GaDawg Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 On 12/6/2020 at 8:48 PM, azstu324 said: After someone blows a putt past the hole. "Hey it's the same put.. just from the other direction." the more I practice, the luckier I seem to get.. The one I use when they blow a putt past the hole, " that was kinda like your high school prom night, you let it go off in your hand". azstu324 and Buffly 1 1 Quote Driver: TSI3 - 10*, Hzrdus Smoke 6.0 Stiff Driver: Stealth Plus - 10.5*, Oban Kiyoshi Purple O4Flex-65 Grams Purred 3 Wood: SIM - 15*, Graphite Design Tour AD DJ5 Stiff Hybrid: TS3 - 19*, Hzrdus Smoke 6.0 Stiff Irons: 5 - PW T150, with Nippon Zelos 7 Reg, 4 iron - U505 with Project X HZRDUS Black Stiff Wedges: Vokey SM 8 - 50*, 60* Standard Wedge Shafts Wedge: Milled Grind 3 MG3 56* S200 shaft Putter: Studio Select Newport 1.5 Putter: Phantom X 5.5 Ball: Pro V1x Link to comment
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