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On 12/1/2020 at 9:39 PM, cksurfdude said:

You know after you hit a tee shot OB .. and re-tee .. and then absolutely nail  the next one..?

Well in this case the saying is...

"Golf is eeeasy .. just hit your second shot, first." 🤪

That second guy is a PRO!!!

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I'm reminded of the golfer who took a bucket list trip to an unnamed resort course that cost mega bucks to play, that required you to use a caddie.  This golfer had never played with a caddie before, so he was a bit uncomfortable on the first tee, and wasn't sure how to interact with his caddie.

After the usual pleasantries and the caddie sort of explaining how it works, they commence at teeing off.  Bucket list golfer tees off and him being nervous, tops his tee shot about 75 yards in front of him.  His caddie, without missing a beat says, "Not enough loft."

Bucket list golfer continues to struggle throughout the round, and after every bad shot the caddie would say the same thing, "not enough loft."

The bucket list golfer really didn't understand, but because he didn't know the proper etiquette, he kept playing, and struggled home to a miserable 108.  As they were walking off the 18th green the bucket list golfer finally gets up enough courage to ask his caddie, "I am curious, you kept saying 'not enough loft' throughout the round, but I am pretty sure I was hitting the right club most of the time.  What am I missing here?"

Without missing a beat, the caddie goes, "Not enough loft, as in "LACK OF F'ING TALENT."

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On 12/6/2020 at 8:48 PM, azstu324 said:

After someone blows a putt past the hole.

"Hey it's the same put.. just from the other direction."

the more I practice, the luckier I seem to get..
 

The one I use when they blow a putt past the hole, " that was kinda like your high school prom night, you let it go off in your hand".

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