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Oh crap....

The hat had become sentient. I may need to golf with @MattF more so a slightly more normal personality can rub off on it.

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51 minutes ago, The Hat said:

Hello everyone!

 

I wanted to take a minute to introduce myself, I'm The Hat.

I currently live in the basement in @MattF's house. I'm lucky in that he takes me out twice a week or so for some fresh air and to watch him swear his way around a golf course...but he normally puts me in the boot of the car instead of the front seat...WTF is up with that, I thought we were friends!

Anyway, here's a picture of me on the #4 tee at Windmill Lakes Golf Club in Ravenna, Ohio this afternoon. Believe it or not Matt actually hit a pretty good drive on this hole and didn't put a a ball in the water...amazing huh.

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Well, gotta go, he's going to hang me on a peg.

PS: Matt said there's some guy named @Peaksy68 and that we could be friends.

@The Hatthank you for posting your comments. We've often wondered why @MattFdoesn't give you credit for all of those birdies he claims to have shot and now we've learned that he further mistreated you by sticking you in the boot of his car. I'd suggest you start by talking to @Mr. Shoe, since he's always inside @matt's car. 

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38 minutes ago, Peaksy68 said:

Welcome to the forum @The Hat,  I’m not sure if we’ll be friends, as you’re a bit strange, and have a habit of sticking pretty closely with unsavoury characters like @MattF. At least you do a reasonable job of hiding some of his unsightly bonce 😁

 

As l opened this thread, I thought it best to protect myself from visual and emotional scaring

 

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Think I made a good decision 

I'm sorry to hear you won't be my friend @Peaksy68. However, maybe I can be friends with your pants because I'm told they're very colorful.

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1 minute ago, The Hat said:

I'm sorry to hear you won't be my friend @Peaksy68. However, maybe I can be friends with your pants because I'm told they're very colorful.

That sounds kind of creepy, but however it works in your world.

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4 minutes ago, The Hat said:

I maybe I can be friends with your pants 

😳 TMI

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Cobra King F-9  5 wood
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

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7 minutes ago, The Hat said:

I'm sorry to hear you won't be my friend @Peaksy68. However, maybe I can be friends with your pants because I'm told they're very colorful.

Think I might have to report this post, surely it has to breach a rule

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Well, apparently I'm tired because I've been put to bed with my other friends. Good night everyone.16238039570876298567709895569615.jpg.de53e7539a969acbfd33dc298de58a4a.jpg

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1 hour ago, The Hat said:

Hello everyone!

 

I wanted to take a minute to introduce myself, I'm The Hat.

I currently live in the basement in @MattF's house. I'm lucky in that he takes me out twice a week or so for some fresh air and to watch him swear his way around a golf course...but he normally puts me in the boot of the car instead of the front seat...WTF is up with that, I thought we were friends!

Anyway, here's a picture of me on the #4 tee at Windmill Lakes Golf Club in Ravenna, Ohio this afternoon. Believe it or not Matt actually hit a pretty good drive on this hole and didn't put a a ball in the water...amazing huh.

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Well, gotta go, he's going to hang me on a peg.

PS: Matt said there's some guy named @Peaksy68 and that we could be friends.

Did you come with a bowl of soup?

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5 minutes ago, The Hat said:

Well, apparently I'm tired because I've been put to bed with my other friends. Good night everyone.16238039570876298567709895569615.jpg.de53e7539a969acbfd33dc298de58a4a.jpg

The middle one looks normal WTH is wrong with the rest of you hanging there???? I’m glad you’re a whole state away so I don’t have to witness you in person 😝😝😝

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Just now, tommc23 said:

The middle one looks normal WTH is wrong with the rest of you hanging there???? I’m glad you’re a whole state away so I don’t have to witness you in person 😝😝😝

Sometimes Australia’s distance from everywhere is described as “The Tyranny of Distance “

 

In this case it’s “The Blessing of Distance”

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2 minutes ago, Golfspy_CG2 said:

Whatever “The Hat” was drinking when he created this account snd thread…I want some 😜

As long as it doesn’t lead you to acquiring a similar hat. That would lead to a severe case of drunk’s regret

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11 hours ago, PMookie said:

Did you come with a bowl of soup?

Yes, as a matter of fact, I did... and I'm told it was delicious. I couldn't have any because I'd get soggy.

9 hours ago, Golfspy_CG2 said:

Whatever “The Hat” was drinking when he created this account snd thread…I want some 😜

The Hat only drinks sunshine and bug spray.

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2 hours ago, The Hat said:

Yes, as a matter of fact, I did... and I'm told it was delicious. I couldn't have any because I'd get soggy.

The Hat only drinks sunshine and bug spray.

As I’m sure your wearer hears a LOT, “Hey, but it looks good on you, though!”

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13 hours ago, The Hat said:

I'm sorry to hear you won't be my friend @Peaksy68. However, maybe I can be friends with your pants because I'm told they're very colorful.

Some of us Americans are like, what does that mean?  Thankfully I was stationed in England for a while, so I know the difference between trousers and pants.  We used to say all the time..."that's pants!"

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Hey guys, The Hat here again. I was hanging out with Ben Curtis, the rock, today.

 

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MattF sure does sweat a lot...he swears a bit too, but everyone laughs because he talks funny. I really shouldn't say anything about because I'm made from Guatemalan palm leaves.

Anyway, when we got home this afternoon we went for a swim. Well, Matt went for a swim and I just floated around on a lilo.

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Gotta go, apparently it's time for bed... At 6pm, that's a bit early but I no say nothing.

See ya!

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