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... Well, well, well. I played with my 3 Asian friends today and they were shocked at the racial slur name being used. They were not happy giving "the Y word ball" the finger in protest.  



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Fairway:  :cobra-small: Aerojet 3/5 ... Kai'li Blue 60R
Hybrids:  :ping-small:      430 Hybrid 22*... Steelfiber 780Hy 
                  :taylormade-small:  DHy #4 ... Diamana LTD 65r 
Irons:       :titleist-small:         '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r
Wedges:  :taylormade-small: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r
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17 hours ago, chisag said:

... Well, well, well. I played with my 3 Asian friends today and they were shocked at the racial slur name being used. They were not happy giving "the Y word ball" the finger in protest.  



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I am honored. So many golfers out there think I am #1. 

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3 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

Happy weekend everyone. Don't forget to set you clocks back!

 

... I refuse and I will NOT set my clock back and you can't make me do it! 🤪

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Fairway:  :cobra-small: Aerojet 3/5 ... Kai'li Blue 60R
Hybrids:  :ping-small:      430 Hybrid 22*... Steelfiber 780Hy 
                  :taylormade-small:  DHy #4 ... Diamana LTD 65r 
Irons:       :titleist-small:         '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r
Wedges:  :taylormade-small: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r
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19 hours ago, chisag said:

 

... I refuse and I will NOT set my clock back and you can't make me do it! 🤪

We wouldn't want anyone from Arizona to do it. Extra daylight for you would mean longer exposure  to sun and heat. This would only help to fry your brains even more. 

Case in point.

So you pick on YB with a racial undertone because his name is Yellow Ball. Then you say you were playing with your 3 Asian friends instead of saying you were playing with 3 friends.  Hmmmmm I think someone needs to go to sensitivity training....... And I think their finger was directed at the wrong guy.

Too much Arizona heat maybe?

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2 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

So you pick on YB with a racial undertone because his name is Yellow Ball. Then you say you were playing with your 3 Asian friends instead of saying you were playing with 3 friends.  Hmmmmm I think someone needs to go to sensitivity training....... And I think their finger was directed at the wrong guy.

 

... Great obfuscation, will you be running for congress soon? Of course James, Scott and David said "tell Y Word ball your Asian friends are calling him out" and then they gave you their salute. With your response, I kinda feel silly now for defending you as I told them "Well, he actually is a YELLOW ball so I am not sure what else we can call him". 😳

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Hybrids:  :ping-small:      430 Hybrid 22*... Steelfiber 780Hy 
                  :taylormade-small:  DHy #4 ... Diamana LTD 65r 
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Wedges:  :taylormade-small: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r
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Took a pal of YB's out for some practice this afternoon..

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...and then here we are on the patio at The 19th Hole..

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🍻🍷🥃

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7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

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5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
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40 minutes ago, chisag said:

"Well, he actually is a YELLOW ball so I am not sure what else we can call him". 😳

I think you meant "them" as it seems to be termed these days .. so maybe something like...

"My differently optically-abled golf friend"

..or..

They're "spectrally respectful"

..or maybe even..

"Chromatically woke"

🤷🏼

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5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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7 minutes ago, cksurfdude said:

I think you meant "them" as it seems to be termed these days .. so maybe something like...

"My differently optically-abled golf friend"

..or..

They're "spectrally respectful"

..or maybe even..

"Chromatically woke"

🤷🏼

Thank you... our cultural sherpa!  😂

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11 hours ago, cksurfdude said:

"Chromatically woke"

The internet has been won.

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Dear Tony in Ohio,

What is this turning into? A dear Abbey column?

It is becoming clear to me that you need a little more advise than some others. This is disappointing.

So trying to be as tactful as YB can be, if you don't want your balls to turn blue then keep them between the sheets and active! But if you get soft balls in the winter like Kenny then I can't help you.

If you insist on taking them out in the cold you can try one of those hand warmer packs in your pocket. This keeps them all warm.  This reminds me of a song. By Jerry Lee Lewis "Great Balls of Fire"

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Hmmm @Yellow Ballwith @PMookie in LA? Boy YB certainly gets around or maybe just A round. 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, tony@CIC said:

Hmmm @Yellow Ballwith @PMookie in LA? Boy YB certainly gets around or maybe just A round. 

 

 

Love to tell you that I got a lot of frequent flier miles. But they don't give you sh#t when you travel in baggage. The only miles I ever got was when @dlow206 paid for my trip out his way. 

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You're welcome YB. @The Hat is laid up for the winter and as near as I can tell, he's asleep.

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34 minutes ago, MattF said:

You're welcome YB. @The Hat is laid up for the winter and as near as I can tell, he's asleep.

@The Hat is only Hibernating!

Rick

 

 

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11 hours ago, MattF said:

You're welcome YB. @The Hat is laid up for the winter and as near as I can tell, he's asleep.

 

11 hours ago, Rickp said:

@The Hat is only Hibernating!

@Rickp is right you clown, I'm not sleeping... I'm laying in wait. 🤫

I'll keep you cool, baby.

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22 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

This is the week of Thanksgiving and I thought it would be more appropriate to actually show my appreciation.

Well.. I am thankful for the wonderfully entertaining .. and so creative! .. posts!!

And I am also thankful to all the other poor saps on here 😉 who have also provided YB such good content fodder 🤪🤪🤣🤣

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5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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Something else I meant to tell you guys. My relationship with Cali. The hot chick I picked up on the golf course didn't last very long. She thought I was to brutally honest to the point of being a little rude. I don't  know how she got that impression. I was on my best behavior. I think she might have read some of my posts. Just like a woman, snooping around in my stuff.

On a bright note. I have met another women. I picked her up at a bar while doing a photo shoot. I don’t think I need to tell you her name. But I think she might be a little more tolerant of me since she enjoys a few cocktails once in a while. I will admit, I had a few, so I wasn't looking my best but she enjoyed my humor. 

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1 hour ago, The Hat said:

 

@Rickp is right you clown, I'm not sleeping... I'm laying in wait. 🤫

 

... Hat, even though this was directed at MattF, you are more right than you know. He will deny it of course, but Ronald McDonalds nose is Yellow Ball's father. 🤡

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11 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

Something else I meant to tell you guys. My relationship with Cali. The hot chick I picked up on the golf course didn't last very long. She thought I was to brutally honest to the point of being a little rude. I don't  know how she got that impression. I was on my best behavior. I think she might have read some of my posts. Just like a woman, snooping around in my stuff.

On a bright note. I have met another women. I picked her up at a bar while doing a photo shoot. I don’t think I need to tell you her name. But I think she might be a little more tolerant of me since she enjoys a few cocktails once in a while. I will admit, I had a few, so I wasn't looking my best but she enjoyed my humor. 

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And her answer was nope

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10 hours ago, chisag said:

 

... Hat, even though this was directed at MattF, you are more right than you know. He will deny it of course, but Ronald McDonalds nose is Yellow Ball's father. 🤡

Now you have gone to far! To try to disgrace the family name by calling us a bunch of red noses off a clown. Rudolph would have almost been acceptable. I'll make sure to visit you on the course again. I won't be so nice next time.

Truth be told we were created in Santa's work shop where the magic comes to life. I dug through some old family albums and found this old black and white picture. If you look real close you can see my Great Grandpa Yellow Ball. My oh my, what a handsome man.

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1 hour ago, Yellow Ball said:

Now you have gone to far! To try to disgrace the family name by calling us a bunch of red noses off a clown. Rudolph would have almost been acceptable. I'll make sure to visit you on the course again. I won't be so nice next time.

Truth be told we were created in Santa's work shop where the magic comes to life.

 

... Oh No!!! I apologize sincerely as I assumed you knew. Finding out your Mom lied to you about your real Dad must have been a shock. (Although to be honest magic from Santa's workshop should have given you a clue once you grew out of adolescence) Your Mom is a green #6 pool ball and you are yellow sooooo ... you must feel a little like Luke Skywalker:
 

"Yellow Ball I am your father (yuck yuck) here's a Happy Meal!"  

... In a genuine effort to make it up to you, if you visit me again I will give you one of those little umbrellas that comes with foofy drinks to keep you shaded in the desert heat. But you must be on your best behavior because scorpions and snakes can mistake a yellow ball they find in the desert for an egg and I would hate to see you turn into brunch. 




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On 10/23/2021 at 3:44 PM, Yellow Ball said:

Well it's the weekend and time for another adventure from Yellow Ball.

Yellow Ball has been watching a show on TV call Big Sky so I thought I would share a little bit of my adventure in the Big Sky state with @fixyurdivot this past season. You know his season is pretty close to being over now so maybe this will refresh his memory of one day in his glorious golf season.

 He took me over to this course called Beaver Head. For the first time Yellow Ball was scared. Why did they cut the Beaver’s head off? Hell, all I have is a head. What are they going to do to me if I don’t behave? Me, behave, that’s like asking a bear not to crap in the woods! Hey…What’s brown and sits in the woods? …..  Winnie’s Pooh!  Sorry some YB humor there.

While on the course there was a house nearby and I could see a golf bag on the deck. I know what happened to the beavers head! 

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Do you know why @fixyurdivot stated that “fairways are over rated”? Well now I know, it’s because he’s hardly ever in them!  Come on guys just a little further. You can almost reach me!

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What’s with all you guys and water? You get on a par three with water and it’s all over.  Nice double there buddy! I’m starting to get tired of the life vests I think I’m going to have to go full scuba gear soon. I’ll have to put that on my Christmas list. I'm sure it will come in handy for next season.

We get on the next par three and it’s a beauty. Luckily no water. 206 yards long into the wind and he pulls a 3 wood and comes up 10 yards short. He hits another and comes up 10 yards short again. I couldn’t contain myself any longer! I switched his head covers and he was actually hitting a 5 wood. The best part was he thought he mixed up the headcovers. Then he called himself a dipshit! Need I even comment here?

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For a course in the “Big Sky State” the course was pretty flat. Looked simple enough to me but obviously it must have been a little tricky because a lot of his approaches were short and right.  

The good news is that it is close to simulator season for him now. At least he won’t lose a ball there!

Well done 😆.

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15 hours ago, cksurfdude said:

Well.. I am thankful for the wonderfully entertaining .. and so creative! .. posts!!

And I am also thankful to all the other poor saps on here 😉 who have also provided YB such good content fodder 🤪🤪🤣🤣

In a weird, freaky, twisted sense, I feel as if I've finally arrived 😲.

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15 minutes ago, fixyurdivot said:

In a weird, freaky, twisted sense, I feel as if I've finally arrived 😲.

hahaha the new-new "Most Wanted" rating!!! 😄😂🤣

WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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1 hour ago, chisag said:

But you must be on your best behavior because scorpions and snakes can mistake a yellow ball they find in the desert for an egg and I would hate to see you turn into brunch. 

Well all I can say is if I wind up with the snakes and scorpions it's because YOU were playing like crap.  Then I will have accomplished my goal for the day.

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