chisag Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 ... Well, well, well. I played with my 3 Asian friends today and they were shocked at the racial slur name being used. They were not happy giving "the Y word ball" the finger in protest. tony@CIC, JohnSmalls, MattF and 4 others 1 1 5 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Aerojet 3/5 ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Steelfiber 780Hy DHy #4 ... Diamana LTD 65r Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli Maxfli Tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Ball Posted November 6, 2021 Author Share Posted November 6, 2021 17 hours ago, chisag said: ... Well, well, well. I played with my 3 Asian friends today and they were shocked at the racial slur name being used. They were not happy giving "the Y word ball" the finger in protest. I am honored. So many golfers out there think I am #1. tony@CIC, sirchunksalot, JohnSmalls and 4 others 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Yellow Ball said: I am honored. So many golfers out there think I am #1. Yeah... looking out for #1 and stepped in #2. cksurfdude, MattF, tony@CIC and 4 others 7 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Yellow Ball Posted November 6, 2021 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 6, 2021 Happy weekend everyone. Don't forget to set you clocks back! Yelllow Ball has noticed many of you starting to have problems in the fall golf season. Some might be getting burnt out, some have injuries, losing balls in the leaves, or just needing a break to re-focus. You know who you are. Let’s just take a peek at @cnosil this fall shall we. He was convinced it was time for a new putter due to his poor putting performance on the greens. But then it shifted to his pitching and chipping. We all know he was working hard on pitching and chipping this season. The "How did you practice thread" was full of his hard work. But in one round he still had pitch shots roll back to his feet not once but it happened three times. He wound up with three triples in that round. Then on another round he said and I quote ”It was a Yellow Ball kind of day” So it is becoming very clear to me that I have now become an official excuse for poor golf play even when I wasn’t there to impart my havoc on the golfing community. I’m not sure how to take this. Should I be offended or should I take this as having achieved star status? Yellow Ball an official excuse. I think I love it! So moving on to another round where he only hit 8 fairways, hit 2 greens in regulation, had 34 putts, and lost 5 balls. So it all just seems a little strange to me that @cnosil is now dabbling into heads up putting. We all can see that is not where the focus needs to be! Just me thinking out loud here. With all the Most Wanted Testing, the practice, and the golf, I couldn’t even fathom the amount of balls he hits each season. You would think he would get a little lesson help from HQ. @cnosil is high on the list of the most encouraging people in the forum always supporting, giving advice, and caring. So let’s return the favor for a minute here. Thanks for all you do. We believe in you. You can get this game under control. (Unless I'm there) JohnSmalls, tony@CIC, MyWifesSwingCoach and 7 others 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisag Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Yellow Ball said: Happy weekend everyone. Don't forget to set you clocks back! ... I refuse and I will NOT set my clock back and you can't make me do it! JohnSmalls, MattF, Tyler86 and 7 others 1 8 1 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Aerojet 3/5 ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Steelfiber 780Hy DHy #4 ... Diamana LTD 65r Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli Maxfli Tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Ball Posted November 7, 2021 Author Share Posted November 7, 2021 19 hours ago, chisag said: ... I refuse and I will NOT set my clock back and you can't make me do it! We wouldn't want anyone from Arizona to do it. Extra daylight for you would mean longer exposure to sun and heat. This would only help to fry your brains even more. Case in point. So you pick on YB with a racial undertone because his name is Yellow Ball. Then you say you were playing with your 3 Asian friends instead of saying you were playing with 3 friends. Hmmmmm I think someone needs to go to sensitivity training....... And I think their finger was directed at the wrong guy. Too much Arizona heat maybe? MyWifesSwingCoach, Shapotomous, MattF and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisag Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Yellow Ball said: So you pick on YB with a racial undertone because his name is Yellow Ball. Then you say you were playing with your 3 Asian friends instead of saying you were playing with 3 friends. Hmmmmm I think someone needs to go to sensitivity training....... And I think their finger was directed at the wrong guy. ... Great obfuscation, will you be running for congress soon? Of course James, Scott and David said "tell Y Word ball your Asian friends are calling him out" and then they gave you their salute. With your response, I kinda feel silly now for defending you as I told them "Well, he actually is a YELLOW ball so I am not sure what else we can call him". JohnSmalls, tony@CIC, sirchunksalot and 2 others 1 4 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Aerojet 3/5 ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Steelfiber 780Hy DHy #4 ... Diamana LTD 65r Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli Maxfli Tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Took a pal of YB's out for some practice this afternoon.. ...and then here we are on the patio at The 19th Hole.. MattF, sirchunksalot, Kenny B and 4 others 1 6 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 40 minutes ago, chisag said: "Well, he actually is a YELLOW ball so I am not sure what else we can call him". I think you meant "them" as it seems to be termed these days .. so maybe something like... "My differently optically-abled golf friend" ..or.. They're "spectrally respectful" ..or maybe even.. "Chromatically woke" Kenny B, Rickp, tony@CIC and 6 others 1 8 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, cksurfdude said: I think you meant "them" as it seems to be termed these days .. so maybe something like... "My differently optically-abled golf friend" ..or.. They're "spectrally respectful" ..or maybe even.. "Chromatically woke" Thank you... our cultural sherpa! MattF, cksurfdude, Rickp and 3 others 6 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnSmalls Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 11 hours ago, cksurfdude said: "Chromatically woke" The internet has been won. sirchunksalot, tony@CIC, Kenny B and 2 others 5 Quote Gameday Vessel Sunday 2.0/ Ogio Silencer Dynapwr Carbon | Hzrdus Smoke Black Mavrik 3w | Evenflow Riptide FG Tour F5 Hybrid(20,23) | MCA Fubuki Staff Model CB 5-PW | DG 120 Vokey SM7 (50, 54, 58) | DG 120 Studio Stock 15 -ProV1x (left dash) Romans 10:9 Classic Bag Jones Collegiate Clemson Stand Bag Eye 2 Laminate 1973 Staff Dynapower 4-PW Anser DUO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tony@CIC Posted November 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 13, 2021 Dear @Yellow Ball, I need some advice. We're back in Ohio for a couple of weeks and I've been able to play in somewhat reasonable temps (sunshine and low 50's). As you can see the temp here today is a bit chillier. My shiny white balls are turning blue. Is this temporary and/or is there a cure? Tom the Golf Nut, cksurfdude, JohnSmalls and 8 others 3 8 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Ball Posted November 13, 2021 Author Share Posted November 13, 2021 Dear Tony in Ohio, What is this turning into? A dear Abbey column? It is becoming clear to me that you need a little more advise than some others. This is disappointing. So trying to be as tactful as YB can be, if you don't want your balls to turn blue then keep them between the sheets and active! But if you get soft balls in the winter like Kenny then I can't help you. If you insist on taking them out in the cold you can try one of those hand warmer packs in your pocket. This keeps them all warm. This reminds me of a song. By Jerry Lee Lewis "Great Balls of Fire" Shapotomous, Rickp, MattF and 6 others 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Yellow Ball Posted November 13, 2021 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 13, 2021 As I am working my way to a more comfortable climate I stopped to check in on @PMookie. I felt the need to give him some crap. Here’s a guy with a plate full. First let’s just say I think he is trying to compete with @dlow206 in regard to equipment changes. Seems like he is always going to a fitting (Edel, Honma, Cobra) to name a few. From my count it looks like he changed every club in his bag. I guess he’s not a big reader though or he would know you CAN’T BUY A GAME! If you could we would all be in the bottom of the cup in less strokes! So a little while back he took me on his trip to Texas. We played a hard narrow sloping type course and he pretty much cried like a baby. Give the guy a challenge and he falls apart. He shoots an 88 and never wants to go back. Waaa waaa waaa! Boy he was starting to sound like @Kenny B. If I took him to some of the courses I’ve been on he would probably just give up playing all together! Embrace the challenge man! Do you know how many golfers dream about shooting an 88? Tons! But if your more comfortable being back on those LA courses (with wider fairways) we understand. If you could get that driver straightened out it wouldn’t be long before you got close to breaking 70. Here is the YB challenge. If you take your average number of fairways hit per round and you increase it by two by the Masters in 2022, I will promise not to wreak havoc on you next season. MattF, tony@CIC, Kenny B and 8 others 2 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 Hmmm @Yellow Ballwith @PMookie in LA? Boy YB certainly gets around or maybe just A round. Rickp, MattF, sirchunksalot and 5 others 1 7 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Ball Posted November 13, 2021 Author Share Posted November 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, tony@CIC said: Hmmm @Yellow Ballwith @PMookie in LA? Boy YB certainly gets around or maybe just A round. Love to tell you that I got a lot of frequent flier miles. But they don't give you sh#t when you travel in baggage. The only miles I ever got was when @dlow206 paid for my trip out his way. cksurfdude, Kenny B, sirchunksalot and 4 others 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Yellow Ball Posted November 21, 2021 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 21, 2021 Hi everyone, Normally you would read this to see who I raked over the coals this week. Well I’m sorry to disappoint you but suck it up! This is the week of Thanksgiving and I thought it would be more appropriate to actually show my appreciation. Looking to add a little humor I started this thread back in August on a whim. Shout out to Matt as “The Hat” inspired me! I can say that this is the first time I ever used my “Creative Writing” class I took in college a very long time ago. This has been fun bring my little friend to life so to speak. By all the laughing emoji’s I can tell some of you are enjoying this. I would like to say thanks to all of you for posting your stories so I can manipulate them into a little adventure. I will tell you I do get some strange looks from people when I am staging a photo. Taking the pictures on the airplane was interesting. I was worried about getting my friends through security. It took a few legs of a trip to get it right. I thought the guy on the aisle seat was asleep when I put my little guy in the middle seat. He wasn’t. He said “What the heck are you doing?” I said don’t worry I’m writing a story. He just shook his head. This was while the plane was boarding. Then a guy actually came to sit in the middle seat. So I just turned that around a bit and fish taco’s was born. So next flight I switched balls to the poop ball in the seat. I waited until the plane was in the air for the window shot. I didn’t want to be kicked off the plane. I also had to wait until my boss fell asleep who was sitting next to me. Then the flight attendant saw me with YB stuck on the window as I was taking the picture. She wasn’t all too pleased. Maybe she thought YB had a fuse up his ass or something. I had to show her the pictures in my phone from other shots. Then she was ok (sort of). Lucky my boss didn’t wake up because that would have been a fun conversation. The bar scene was a challenge. Had to ask the bartender to dim the lights a bit and asked the people to stay out of the shot, checked the mirrors, and got the angles right. It came close to me having to buy drinks. But since the bar was at a course it went over pretty well. So far I have picked on around 23 of you and you all deserved it! Oops I meant to say you all took it well! I love all the come backs and the challenge it gives me to reply creatively. I’m looking forward to taking my friend on more adventures. Let’s all give thanks for all that we have and the enjoyment this game has given us. For those traveling next week be safe. I'm off to my next adventure....... See one of you soon! cnosil, cksurfdude, tony@CIC and 7 others 6 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattF Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 You're welcome YB. @The Hat is laid up for the winter and as near as I can tell, he's asleep. JohnSmalls, cksurfdude, sirchunksalot and 2 others 2 3 Quote In the bag: Driver: TSR2 Project X HZRDUS Black 5.5 Fairway: Apex UW 19° & 21° Project X HZRDUS Smoke RDX Black 5.5 Irons: JPX 923 HMP 5-PW UST Mamiya Recoil 95 F4 Wedges: T-22 Denim Copper 48°, 52° & 56° UST Mamiya Recoil 95 F4 Putter Sycamore 005 Wide Blade Bag: Alpha Convoy 514 Balls: Chrome Soft X Cart: CaddyLite ONE Ver. 8 God Bless America, God save the King, God defend New Zealand and thank Christ for Australia! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 34 minutes ago, MattF said: You're welcome YB. @The Hat is laid up for the winter and as near as I can tell, he's asleep. @The Hat is only Hibernating! The Hat, Kenny B, cksurfdude and 3 others 5 1 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hat Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 11 hours ago, MattF said: You're welcome YB. @The Hat is laid up for the winter and as near as I can tell, he's asleep. 11 hours ago, Rickp said: @The Hat is only Hibernating! @Rickp is right you clown, I'm not sleeping... I'm laying in wait. JohnSmalls, MattF, Rickp and 4 others 2 1 4 Quote I'll keep you cool, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 22 hours ago, Yellow Ball said: This is the week of Thanksgiving and I thought it would be more appropriate to actually show my appreciation. Well.. I am thankful for the wonderfully entertaining .. and so creative! .. posts!! And I am also thankful to all the other poor saps on here who have also provided YB such good content fodder tony@CIC, cnosil, Yellow Ball and 6 others 1 8 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Ball Posted November 22, 2021 Author Share Posted November 22, 2021 Something else I meant to tell you guys. My relationship with Cali. The hot chick I picked up on the golf course didn't last very long. She thought I was to brutally honest to the point of being a little rude. I don't know how she got that impression. I was on my best behavior. I think she might have read some of my posts. Just like a woman, snooping around in my stuff. On a bright note. I have met another women. I picked her up at a bar while doing a photo shoot. I don’t think I need to tell you her name. But I think she might be a little more tolerant of me since she enjoys a few cocktails once in a while. I will admit, I had a few, so I wasn't looking my best but she enjoyed my humor. Tom the Golf Nut, cksurfdude, MyWifesSwingCoach and 5 others 2 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisag Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 1 hour ago, The Hat said: @Rickp is right you clown, I'm not sleeping... I'm laying in wait. ... Hat, even though this was directed at MattF, you are more right than you know. He will deny it of course, but Ronald McDonalds nose is Yellow Ball's father. cksurfdude, JohnSmalls, sirchunksalot and 4 others 1 6 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Aerojet 3/5 ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Steelfiber 780Hy DHy #4 ... Diamana LTD 65r Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli Maxfli Tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 11 hours ago, Yellow Ball said: Something else I meant to tell you guys. My relationship with Cali. The hot chick I picked up on the golf course didn't last very long. She thought I was to brutally honest to the point of being a little rude. I don't know how she got that impression. I was on my best behavior. I think she might have read some of my posts. Just like a woman, snooping around in my stuff. On a bright note. I have met another women. I picked her up at a bar while doing a photo shoot. I don’t think I need to tell you her name. But I think she might be a little more tolerant of me since she enjoys a few cocktails once in a while. I will admit, I had a few, so I wasn't looking my best but she enjoyed my humor. And her answer was nope? Kenny B, cksurfdude, MattF and 1 other 4 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Ball Posted November 22, 2021 Author Share Posted November 22, 2021 10 hours ago, chisag said: ... Hat, even though this was directed at MattF, you are more right than you know. He will deny it of course, but Ronald McDonalds nose is Yellow Ball's father. Now you have gone to far! To try to disgrace the family name by calling us a bunch of red noses off a clown. Rudolph would have almost been acceptable. I'll make sure to visit you on the course again. I won't be so nice next time. Truth be told we were created in Santa's work shop where the magic comes to life. I dug through some old family albums and found this old black and white picture. If you look real close you can see my Great Grandpa Yellow Ball. My oh my, what a handsome man. MattF, Tom the Golf Nut, tony@CIC and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisag Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Yellow Ball said: Now you have gone to far! To try to disgrace the family name by calling us a bunch of red noses off a clown. Rudolph would have almost been acceptable. I'll make sure to visit you on the course again. I won't be so nice next time. Truth be told we were created in Santa's work shop where the magic comes to life. ... Oh No!!! I apologize sincerely as I assumed you knew. Finding out your Mom lied to you about your real Dad must have been a shock. (Although to be honest magic from Santa's workshop should have given you a clue once you grew out of adolescence) Your Mom is a green #6 pool ball and you are yellow sooooo ... you must feel a little like Luke Skywalker: "Yellow Ball I am your father (yuck yuck) here's a Happy Meal!" ... In a genuine effort to make it up to you, if you visit me again I will give you one of those little umbrellas that comes with foofy drinks to keep you shaded in the desert heat. But you must be on your best behavior because scorpions and snakes can mistake a yellow ball they find in the desert for an egg and I would hate to see you turn into brunch. Kenny B, Tom the Golf Nut, tony@CIC and 5 others 3 5 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Aerojet 3/5 ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Steelfiber 780Hy DHy #4 ... Diamana LTD 65r Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli Maxfli Tour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fixyurdivot Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 On 10/23/2021 at 3:44 PM, Yellow Ball said: Well it's the weekend and time for another adventure from Yellow Ball. Yellow Ball has been watching a show on TV call Big Sky so I thought I would share a little bit of my adventure in the Big Sky state with @fixyurdivot this past season. You know his season is pretty close to being over now so maybe this will refresh his memory of one day in his glorious golf season. He took me over to this course called Beaver Head. For the first time Yellow Ball was scared. Why did they cut the Beaver’s head off? Hell, all I have is a head. What are they going to do to me if I don’t behave? Me, behave, that’s like asking a bear not to crap in the woods! Hey…What’s brown and sits in the woods? ….. Winnie’s Pooh! Sorry some YB humor there. While on the course there was a house nearby and I could see a golf bag on the deck. I know what happened to the beavers head! Do you know why @fixyurdivot stated that “fairways are over rated”? Well now I know, it’s because he’s hardly ever in them! Come on guys just a little further. You can almost reach me! What’s with all you guys and water? You get on a par three with water and it’s all over. Nice double there buddy! I’m starting to get tired of the life vests I think I’m going to have to go full scuba gear soon. I’ll have to put that on my Christmas list. I'm sure it will come in handy for next season. We get on the next par three and it’s a beauty. Luckily no water. 206 yards long into the wind and he pulls a 3 wood and comes up 10 yards short. He hits another and comes up 10 yards short again. I couldn’t contain myself any longer! I switched his head covers and he was actually hitting a 5 wood. The best part was he thought he mixed up the headcovers. Then he called himself a dipshit! Need I even comment here? For a course in the “Big Sky State” the course was pretty flat. Looked simple enough to me but obviously it must have been a little tricky because a lot of his approaches were short and right. The good news is that it is close to simulator season for him now. At least he won’t lose a ball there! Well done . cksurfdude, Kenny B, sirchunksalot and 4 others 4 1 2 Quote G410 Plus, 9 Degree Driver G400 SFT, 16 Degree 3w G400 SFT, 19 Degree 5w ZX5 Irons 4-AW Glide 2.0 56 Degree SW (removed from double secret probation ) ER5v Putter (Evnroll ER5v Official Review) AI-One Milled Seven T CH (Currently Under Product Test) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fixyurdivot Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 15 hours ago, cksurfdude said: Well.. I am thankful for the wonderfully entertaining .. and so creative! .. posts!! And I am also thankful to all the other poor saps on here who have also provided YB such good content fodder In a weird, freaky, twisted sense, I feel as if I've finally arrived . Rickp, Tom the Golf Nut, Yellow Ball and 5 others 8 Quote G410 Plus, 9 Degree Driver G400 SFT, 16 Degree 3w G400 SFT, 19 Degree 5w ZX5 Irons 4-AW Glide 2.0 56 Degree SW (removed from double secret probation ) ER5v Putter (Evnroll ER5v Official Review) AI-One Milled Seven T CH (Currently Under Product Test) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 15 minutes ago, fixyurdivot said: In a weird, freaky, twisted sense, I feel as if I've finally arrived . hahaha the new-new "Most Wanted" rating!!! Rickp, sirchunksalot, MattF and 5 others 1 7 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Ball Posted November 22, 2021 Author Share Posted November 22, 2021 1 hour ago, chisag said: But you must be on your best behavior because scorpions and snakes can mistake a yellow ball they find in the desert for an egg and I would hate to see you turn into brunch. Well all I can say is if I wind up with the snakes and scorpions it's because YOU were playing like crap. Then I will have accomplished my goal for the day. chisag, MattF, cksurfdude and 5 others 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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