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6 minutes ago, Shapotomous said:

I've always felt proper child rearing begins with an emphasis on a good education.... 

it should be "you're no help"

Maybe the little ball didn't fall far from the shag bag??     😝

OK my bad.  Should it be "okay"

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9 minutes ago, Yellow Ball said:

OK my bad.  Should it be "okay"

I don't know...my pubic school education only takes me so far....

Regarding the youngster you could threaten to wear your 80's era MC Hammer golden parachute pants when taking him to school and Hammer Dance him into the building.  That might be incentive for him to change up his style.

 

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5 hours ago, Shapotomous said:

... 80's era MC Hammer golden parachute pants when taking him to school and Hammer Dance him into the building.  That might be incentive for him to change up his style.

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Sheesh now ya got me humming...

"Dooo dooo dooo do dooooo ...

Can't touch this!"

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..Callaway Big Bertha B21 driver (Recoil ES 450/F3)
..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
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On 12/17/2021 at 5:15 PM, Yellow Ball said:

Now truthfully I am an opportunist. I'll take credit for whatever I can get away with. That's  how I roll. He who has the last laugh, laughs loudest. Laughter is the best medicine and thats what this thread is all about.

But there have been quite a few that had good things happen after being roasted. Jealousy is not a good trait for you! Obviously your on Santa's naughty list. Loser! Probably because you coaxed your buddies into giving me the middle finger. 

 

... I was talking to a lady friend and she said "You are being too harsh on the Yellow Fellow. He has feelings too ya know". Well I thought about it and she is right of course perhaps I have thrown around words like Cowardice a little to freely and probably undeserved. So I publicly apologize. 

... Now there, with that out of the way I saw Yellow Ball with a high index player and in the desert and bouncing among the rocks and stones much more than any grass and certainly not the fairway. But to be honest I was not at all surprised to see the bravery challenged Yellow Ball try and hide on the back 9. After skulling YB with a wedge and not for the first time (that had to hurt 🤕) we were looking over the back of the green in the bushes where all 4 of us saw him roll ... but we could not find him. Hmmmmm. Finally after calling off the search I looked up when I saw a hummingbird trying in vane and suck the nectar out of "yellow flower" and there he was hiding up in the tree! How did he get up there so fast? And more importantly should I tell his master for the day? It was then I saw the leaves shaking and decided to just let him sit the rest of this one out. 

 

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No sign of him in here and we all saw him roll into these bushes?!?



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A little like an easier version of Where's Waldo, there he is hiding in this tree. A shame he missed me rolling in a 15 footer on 18 to get back to even par, something I have not done since my elbow tendonitis appeared. 

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14 minutes ago, Yellow Ball said:

No apologies needed. You are engaging a banter for all to enjoy. In fact I should apologize for just calling you a loser. We all know and most importantly, I know your not. It's part of Yellow Balls persona to be on the edge. You guys hit me with clubs, hit me into trees, ponds with alligators, and yell at me. My only retaliation is to call you guys out in my own unique sarcastic nature. You, sir, have challenged my creative juices the most and it's been fun trying to come up with a creative response. Then sometimes I have to tone it down a bit before I hit "save". It is a family channel after all. 

But I'm jealous that you are talking to a lady friend. I been divorced many times. Cali dumped me, Hope told me to take a dive into a deep pond. (Santa, scuba gear for Christmas please!) I've been talking to a Pink Lady. But being a lady I'm sure I won't get far. I'm far from a gentleman. Now that Maxfi Tour had that 40 percent off sale yesterday, I know they are going to want to restock Yellow Balls. I gota get busy if you know what I mean.

Winter is here and material is slim. The majority of the contributors to the " How'd you play" thread that are still playing have been roasted already. So to keep a weekly post going is getting rough and I'm thinking outside the box. You have added to the thread greatly. So thanks for keeping me on a roll. 

YB

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1 minute ago, Yellow Ball said:

Well it's Christmas morning. I guess Santa thought I was on his good list for some reason!

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Need I say anything else here!

Apparently you weren't on the 'totally nice' list otherwise he would have also given you a life preserver and scuba gear 😂

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5 hours ago, tony@CIC said:

Apparently you weren't on the 'totally nice' list otherwise he would have also given you a life preserver and scuba gear 😂

I did get a new life preserver. The snorkel is on back order. I didn't want tanks and such. I don't plan on being down there that long. I'm trying to be nice for Christmas but! If you guys didn't hit me in the water in the first place I wouldn't need any of it.   

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2 hours ago, chisag said:

 

... I just love how the white ball is smiling, even though it is a POS it is soooooooo happy not to be yellow. Merry Christmas! 

I think you missed the point here. He's trying to be cool and hang out with the rest of the yellow balls. Looking for a role model so he can get that sh#t eating grin off his face. 

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2 minutes ago, Yellow Ball said:

Looking for a role model so he can get that sh#t eating grin off his face. 

Or: "roll" model?

(That's how I roll yo - you feel me??!!)

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..Callaway Big Bertha B21 driver (Recoil ES 450/F3)
..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

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8 minutes ago, Yellow Ball said:

I think you missed the point here. He's trying to be cool and hang out with the rest of the yellow balls. Looking for a role model so he can get that sh#t eating grin off his face. 

 

... I am sure your pig has some very nice lipstick. Merry Christmas my yellow friend! 

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Dang. Yellow Ball was in the prime photo used in an article on Worst Golfing Christmas Present! 
I’d have to agree that it was a good choice. Those balls are horrible.

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1 minute ago, PMookie said:

Dang. Yellow Ball was in the prime photo used in an article on Worst Golfing Christmas Present! 
I’d have to agree that it was a good choice. Those balls are horrible.

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Oh no !!! Has to be Fake News😱

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Driver; Titleist TSi2, Kuro Kage 50 gr R2

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous Vista Pro R2

Irons; Ping G710 6-GW, Recoil 460 R2

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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Try being a hat. At least you get to fly and go swimming, I just sit there, on someone's sweaty baldy head, getting coated in sunscreen and bug repellent. 🤮

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I'll keep you cool, baby.

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