Yellow Ball Roast's

[Yellow Ball 1,160]

6 minutes ago, Shapotomous said:

I've always felt proper child rearing begins with an emphasis on a good education.... 

it should be "you're no help"

Maybe the little ball didn't fall far from the shag bag??     

OK my bad.  Should it be "okay"

Edited December 21, 2021 by Yellow Ball

[Shapotomous 4,753]

9 minutes ago, Yellow Ball said:

OK my bad.  Should it be "okay"

I don't know...my pubic school education only takes me so far....

Regarding the youngster you could threaten to wear your 80's era MC Hammer golden parachute pants when taking him to school and Hammer Dance him into the building.  That might be incentive for him to change up his style.

 

 

 

[cksurfdude 10,262]

5 hours ago, Shapotomous said:

... 80's era MC Hammer golden parachute pants when taking him to school and Hammer Dance him into the building.  That might be incentive for him to change up his style.

Sheesh now ya got me humming...

"Dooo dooo dooo do dooooo ...

Can't touch this!"

[chisag 17,568]

On 12/17/2021 at 5:15 PM, Yellow Ball said:

Now truthfully I am an opportunist. I'll take credit for whatever I can get away with. That's  how I roll. He who has the last laugh, laughs loudest. Laughter is the best medicine and thats what this thread is all about.

But there have been quite a few that had good things happen after being roasted. Jealousy is not a good trait for you! Obviously your on Santa's naughty list. Loser! Probably because you coaxed your buddies into giving me the middle finger. 

 

... I was talking to a lady friend and she said "You are being too harsh on the Yellow Fellow. He has feelings too ya know". Well I thought about it and she is right of course perhaps I have thrown around words like Cowardice a little to freely and probably undeserved. So I publicly apologize. 

... Now there, with that out of the way I saw Yellow Ball with a high index player and in the desert and bouncing among the rocks and stones much more than any grass and certainly not the fairway. But to be honest I was not at all surprised to see the bravery challenged Yellow Ball try and hide on the back 9. After skulling YB with a wedge and not for the first time (that had to hurt ) we were looking over the back of the green in the bushes where all 4 of us saw him roll ... but we could not find him. Hmmmmm. Finally after calling off the search I looked up when I saw a hummingbird trying in vane and suck the nectar out of "yellow flower" and there he was hiding up in the tree! How did he get up there so fast? And more importantly should I tell his master for the day? It was then I saw the leaves shaking and decided to just let him sit the rest of this one out. 

 

 

 

No sign of him in here and we all saw him roll into these bushes?!?

 

A little like an easier version of Where's Waldo, there he is hiding in this tree. A shame he missed me rolling in a 15 footer on 18 to get back to even par, something I have not done since my elbow tendonitis appeared. 

[Yellow Ball 1,160]

12 minutes ago, chisag said:

 

... I was talking to a lady friend and she said "You are being too harsh on the Yellow Fellow. He has feelings too ya know". Well I thought about it and she is right of course perhaps I have thrown around words like Cowardice a little to freely and probably undeserved. So I publicly apologize. 

No apologies needed. You are engaging a banter for all to enjoy. In fact I should apologize for just calling you a loser. We all know and most importantly, I know your not. It's part of Yellow Balls persona to be on the edge. You guys hit me with clubs, hit me into trees, ponds with alligators, and yell at me. My only retaliation is to call you guys out in my own unique sarcastic nature. You, sir, have challenged my creative juices the most and it's been fun trying to come up with a creative response. Then sometimes I have to tone it down a bit before I hit "save". It is a family channel after all. 

But I'm jealous that you are talking to a lady friend. I been divorced many times. Cali dumped me, Hope told me to take a dive into a deep pond. (Santa, scuba gear for Christmas please!) I've been talking to a Pink Lady. But being a lady I'm sure I won't get far. I'm far from a gentleman. Now that Maxfi Tour had that 40 percent off sale yesterday, I know they are going to want to restock Yellow Balls. I gota get busy if you know what I mean.

Winter is here and material is slim. The majority of the contributors to the " How'd you play" thread that are still playing have been roasted already. So to keep a weekly post going is getting rough and I'm thinking outside the box. You have added to the thread greatly. So thanks for keeping me on a roll. 

YB

[Rickp 28,485]

14 minutes ago, Yellow Ball said:

No apologies needed. You are engaging a banter for all to enjoy. In fact I should apologize for just calling you a loser. We all know and most importantly, I know your not. It's part of Yellow Balls persona to be on the edge. You guys hit me with clubs, hit me into trees, ponds with alligators, and yell at me. My only retaliation is to call you guys out in my own unique sarcastic nature. You, sir, have challenged my creative juices the most and it's been fun trying to come up with a creative response. Then sometimes I have to tone it down a bit before I hit "save". It is a family channel after all. 

But I'm jealous that you are talking to a lady friend. I been divorced many times. Cali dumped me, Hope told me to take a dive into a deep pond. (Santa, scuba gear for Christmas please!) I've been talking to a Pink Lady. But being a lady I'm sure I won't get far. I'm far from a gentleman. Now that Maxfi Tour had that 40 percent off sale yesterday, I know they are going to want to restock Yellow Balls. I gota get busy if you know what I mean.

Winter is here and material is slim. The majority of the contributors to the " How'd you play" thread that are still playing have been roasted already. So to keep a weekly post going is getting rough and I'm thinking outside the box. You have added to the thread greatly. So thanks for keeping me on a roll. 

YB

[Yellow Ball 1,160]

Well it's Christmas morning. I guess Santa thought I was on his good list for some reason!

Need I say anything else here!

[tony@CIC 21,963]

1 minute ago, Yellow Ball said:

Well it's Christmas morning. I guess Santa thought I was on his good list for some reason!

Need I say anything else here!

Apparently you weren't on the 'totally nice' list otherwise he would have also given you a life preserver and scuba gear 

[Lacassem 16,133]

I hope my son didn’t get your cousins this Christmas @Yellow Ballif so I’m sorry in advance. I’ll be sure to take him to an ocean side course 

 

[chisag 17,568]

2 minutes ago, Lacassem said:

I hope my son didn’t get your cousins this Christmas @Yellow Ballif so I’m sorry in advance. I’ll be sure to take him to an ocean side course 

 

 

... I just love how the white ball is smiling, even though it is a POS it is soooooooo happy not to be yellow. Merry Christmas! 

[Yellow Ball 1,160]

5 hours ago, tony@CIC said:

Apparently you weren't on the 'totally nice' list otherwise he would have also given you a life preserver and scuba gear 

I did get a new life preserver. The snorkel is on back order. I didn't want tanks and such. I don't plan on being down there that long. I'm trying to be nice for Christmas but! If you guys didn't hit me in the water in the first place I wouldn't need any of it.   

[Yellow Ball 1,160]

2 hours ago, chisag said:

 

... I just love how the white ball is smiling, even though it is a POS it is soooooooo happy not to be yellow. Merry Christmas! 

I think you missed the point here. He's trying to be cool and hang out with the rest of the yellow balls. Looking for a role model so he can get that sh#t eating grin off his face. 

[cksurfdude 10,262]

2 minutes ago, Yellow Ball said:

Looking for a role model so he can get that sh#t eating grin off his face. 

Or: "roll" model?

(That's how I roll yo - you feel me??!!)

[chisag 17,568]

8 minutes ago, Yellow Ball said:

I think you missed the point here. He's trying to be cool and hang out with the rest of the yellow balls. Looking for a role model so he can get that sh#t eating grin off his face. 

 

... I am sure your pig has some very nice lipstick. Merry Christmas my yellow friend! 

[PMookie 16,986]

Dang. Yellow Ball was in the prime photo used in an article on Worst Golfing Christmas Present! 
I’d have to agree that it was a good choice. Those balls are horrible.

[Rickp 28,485]

1 minute ago, PMookie said:

Dang. Yellow Ball was in the prime photo used in an article on Worst Golfing Christmas Present! 
I’d have to agree that it was a good choice. Those balls are horrible.

Oh no !!! Has to be Fake News

[Yellow Ball 1,160]

Just like everything else out there. Nothing is better than the original. 

How on earth could that be a bad gift. Look at all the entertainment and creativity that a little yellow ball has given us. I guess the writer of the article has never been on the MGS forum and seen how a YB can bring  laughter, sarcasm, banter, and terror to some having him in play. 

[Yellow Ball 1,160]

“Let’s get ready to Rumble” (NOT)

Well ole’ Yellow Ball has been taking some well-deserved time off. I have been around and trolling as usual. After hours upon hours of reading I have come to the conclusion that golfers get very cranky in the off season. This seems the happen every year. Yes I’ve been around a while, but this was my first year putting my thoughts on paper so to speak.

It seems like a lot of topics have been turning into a pissing contest.  Sarcasm has been at an all-time high lately. Here are just a few topics that have me shaking my head. Heck that’s all I got to shake anyway!

TaylorMade Stealth driver, Titleist AVX, Can anyone explain this video to me, Dlow206’s quest to break 80, and who could leave out MGS’s beef with Rick Shiels (Ouch).

Now I realize that we want to be out on the course and that’s our happy place (for the most part).We want to post about how we played, where we played, how our new piece of equipment is working but we can’t. Mother Nature said “hey take some time off”.  Or you can move south. Notice how the boys down south don’t get as cranky in the winter. They get a little cranky when snow birds come down and invade and in August when you can fry an egg on a rock. I get it!

But let’s take a minute before we hit send shall we. We all love golf, love the forum, and care about each other. Sometimes people can make a mistake and put something in writing and hit send in the heat of the moment. Take a minute re-read it and ask yourself should I really hit send right now? Re-read someone else’s post and make sure you are not reading into it, re-read your reply and make sure you’re not attacking anyone. We all have our views but we need to respect each others opinion even if we don't agree with it. Leave the sarcasm to the expert duhh ME.

I mean look at what I go through every year and I’m still smiling. Oh and by the way to the guy who hit me in the deep pond a week ago, just as the pond was freezing over. THANKS A LOT! By the time I rolled my way to shore it was frozen over at the edge. Luckily it warmed up two days later and I got back out.  

Look on the bright side the next season is spring. In a little over two months the Master’s will be officially kicking off our golf season. 

          "Don't worry be happy"

 

[Yellow Ball 1,160]

Ya know I sure wish I knew how to complete my player profile. They say it will make picking testers easier! WELL NOW. Put yourself in my dimples. How do you answer these questions.

Age,  well I'm only 2 years old but have seen more action than a combat vet.

Swing Speed, well it depends on who has me in play at the time. 

Handicap, well that would depend on who has me in play as well. There's not an option for YOU.

Frequency of play, That should be easy enough. I'll say daily.

Player Type, please add more options. I would like to see "survivor"

Biggest Strength, I didn't see swimming, holding my breath, or finding my way home on the list of options.

Biggest weakness, YOU. Yes you, the person that has me in play at the time.

Fitted for clubs, That's just cruel. Let me go get fitted for something that its intent is to beat the hell out of me. So insensitive of you. 

So in the end I guess I can't complete my player profile. The mods were just not sensitive enough to take a poor young yellow balls answer possibilities into consideration. And I so wanted to test something this season. 

[The Hat 128]

Try being a hat. At least you get to fly and go swimming, I just sit there, on someone's sweaty baldy head, getting coated in sunscreen and bug repellent.