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41 minutes ago, Yellow Ball said:

I hooked up with @Tom the Golf Nut a few weeks back. I was looking forward to playing with someone that could find a fairway off the tee for a change. He didn’t disappoint me. So this is what they look like!

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However he came up short on his approach (again) and I wound up at the beach. Heck, I needed to work on my tan anyway. Seems to me he should look to invest in beach front property. He spends enough time there!

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I prefer Banana Boat sun tanning oil. Somehow the colors of the bottle just draw me to it. 

 

Have you ever noticed @Tom the Golf Nut mentions about all the fairways hit and the low round scores in the How'd you play post but conveniently doesn’t say much about the GIR’s. Well I can see why! I see there is room for improvement there. At least after he kicked sand all over my face he left me in position for a sand save.

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I guess I shouldn’t pick on him too much. At least he never lost me like some of you other spies (Names withheld to protect the guilty).  

 

 

 

Love the outfit @Yellow Ball! I think Tom loves sticking his toes in the sand, so if you return for another trip to see him you'll be seeing it again. 

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The little yellow ball that could. You have an agent for a book series yet? Would love to play a round with you but likely would loose you in the woods

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Did @B.Boston ever take you for a ride on his duck boat?  It's all he ever talks about.

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20 hours ago, rbsiedsc said:

The little yellow ball that could. You have an agent for a book series yet? Would love to play a round with you but likely would loose you in the woods

I was just out your way a few weeks ago. Was I with you? Or was I with a few of you. You shall soon see! I wanted to get out to that area before all that white crap starts falling and then I would be lost for the winter and freezing my ball off. Yellow Ball goes south for the winter! Got to pick on those southern guys with their sissy little umbrella drinks.   

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14 hours ago, JohnSmalls said:

Did @B.Boston ever take you for a ride on his duck boat?  It's all he ever talks about.

It seems that nobody thinks of taking me boating! I just live around the golf courses. Do you know why he has a duck boat? 

A) That's all the boat he could afford.

B) Duck boats have blinds. That's where he goes to hide when the Yankees put a whoop ass on the Red Sox.

C) He yells duck on the golf course so much that a Duck Boat just made sense.

D All of the above!

 

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12 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

 Yellow Ball goes south for the winter! 

I've heard Florida Pythons love yellow balls, they like to cozy up to them. 

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12 hours ago, tony@CIC said:

I've heard Florida Pythons love yellow balls, they like to cozy up to them. 

If you guys can't keep me down, I'm sure some old snake can't. He might swallow me but I'm sure eventually I'll come back up. Then one of you will hit me in the water anyway and I get a free bath.

But speaking of cozying up. After an errant shot by one of you proficient golfers (and I use the term loosely) I think I have met the future Mrs. Ball.

After I was hit I rolled into the shade of a mushroom to wait out the search and there she was! 😍

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Ohhhhhh that hot pink turns me on.

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10 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

If you guys can't keep me down, I'm sure some old snake can't. He might swallow me but I'm sure eventually I'll come back up. Then one of you will hit me in the water anyway and I get a free bath.

But speaking of cozying up. After an errant shot by one of you proficient golfers (and I use the term loosely) I think I have met the future Mrs. Ball.

After I was hit I rolled into the shade of a mushroom to wait out the search and there she was! 😍

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Ohhhhhh that hot pink turns me on.

Why’s she upside down already?

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50 minutes ago, JohnSmalls said:

Why’s she upside down already?

'Head over heels' for yellow ball? 

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:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

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:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Snell MTB-X 

2020 Official Tester :SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

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On 9/30/2021 at 8:34 AM, JohnSmalls said:

Why’s she upside down 

Come on man can't you tell, that's her smiling with her eyes closed or if you rather she`s head over heels for me.

  I'll take her with me when it's time for a refurbishent. I just have to make sure it isn't the same gal that touched me up last time. You know I always need a backup plan. If I wasn't born a Yellow Ball I'm sure I would have been a dog!

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I'm glad you had a safe flight @Yellow Ball and getting out west to visit some fellow spies is a good thing. I hope you and pink ball had a good time getting to know each other the other day. Wait a minute...you two have the same last name. Is there something we need to know? 

 

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1 hour ago, sirchunksalot said:

I'm glad you had a safe flight @Yellow Ball and getting out west to visit some fellow spies is a good thing. I hope you and pink ball had a good time getting to know each other the other day. Wait a minute...you two have the same last name. Is there something we need to know? 

 

Whoa big guy, I never called her Pink Ball you did! I said the potential "Future Mrs. Ball. Don't get ahead of yourself we are still trying to work through some issues. She feels I'm just a little to harsh on people. Just what I freakin need, a woman with sensitivity issues! 

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77D9BDB6-AC19-4BBA-B2A0-8522C9120736.jpeg.f3326ba5b75781453ce9a1cfe0a85e64.jpegWell, @Yellow Ball, it appears that you and your “pink lady” have been VERY busy as of late. You may want to talk with a “uBALLogist” about getting “sliced” before you have more kids than you can sell, I mean, “take care of”.

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2 hours ago, PMookie said:

77D9BDB6-AC19-4BBA-B2A0-8522C9120736.jpeg.f3326ba5b75781453ce9a1cfe0a85e64.jpegWell, @Yellow Ball, it appears that you and your “pink lady” have been VERY busy as of late. You may want to talk with a “uBALLogist” about getting “sliced” before you have more kids than you can sell, I mean, “take care of”.

Shush on this one. That was not from my pink friend. If she sees this photo it's all over. I know I'd like to roll around with her but it's a work in progress. She doesn't know about my trip and time I spent in the mid west. And how dare you suggest I get snipped. Haven’t you heard about the potential ball shortage. I'm trying to do my part to increase the supply.

Hell this is even worse than office gossip. Someone's always talking about you behind your back or trying to rat you out.  People and their smart phones taking pictures when you don't want them to! Who signed you up for paparazzi duty? You just need to go play some golf and stop losing balls!

 

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57 minutes ago, Yellow Ball said:

Shush on this one. That was not from my pink friend. If she sees this photo it's all over. I know I'd like to roll around with her but it's a work in progress. She doesn't know about my trip and time I spent in the mid west. And how dare you suggest I get snipped. Haven’t you heard about the potential ball shortage. I'm trying to do my part to increase the supply.

Hell this is even worse than office gossip. Someone's always talking about you behind your back or trying to rat you out.  People and their smart phones taking pictures when you don't want them to! Who signed you up for paparazzi duty? You just need to go play some golf and stop losing balls!

 

And thus the surlyn shortage. Might need to “slow your roll”!

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