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1 hour ago, chisag said:

... I have tried to stay out of this thread but I feel Yellow Ball is misleading MGS members like Walter Mitty. Every night I put yellow balls on top of my lost/found stash and every morning when I check on them, I find them hiding on the bottom of the box. I am certainly open to an explanation but "I am afraid" we already know the answer. 



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Yellow balls are a little shy! They are out numbered greatly. If youv'e noticed when you move them back to the top there is one or two more. You know what's going on down there. I was so happy to see my cousin from Europe there.  Tell him I said "Goalllll !

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On 9/1/2021 at 2:29 PM, tony@CIC said:

I vote for this to be the best thread ever on MGS....including the Odyssey Giveaway. Thank you @Yellow Ball

I second that motion 👍

Oops I meant... 🟡🥎🌕🌝

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1 hour ago, Yellow Ball said:

Here’s yet another escapade from my trip to Oregon a while back. Just a fun fact here to start with. Oregon has the most ghost towns of any state. Just seemed appropriate since I am finally getting to post this one in October even though my trip was a while back. But having the most ghost towns makes perfect sense to me. Forget the crap about mining and lumber industries drying up. It’s because the golf season is only 5 months long and they get 37 inches of rain a year. I wouldn’t live there either!

So I got a round in with @CarlH and a few of his buddies. I was never so confused. I could never figure out where I was on the course. His buddies were pretty impatient with slow play. There was a group of women in front of us and one of them was a notorious slow player. I think a snail could have kept pace with her. So we were jumping around the course playing different holes to keep moving.

 I think the golf gods were not pleased with him letting his buddies pressure him into skipping around and asked me to help them out in my own "special way". So I gave him as many bad breaks as I could. I like fried eggs even though it reminds me of one of my relatives. I figured I would give him one of those to start.

 

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 He wasn’t saying very nice things to me after that. Now I know why his last name is Harsch.  It just amazes me how quickly I can get under someone’s skin on the golf course. Right after this incident his chip- yips showed up. That put him on the bogey train after that. What a blast! Sometimes I have a little to much fun messing with people.

I think these guys in Oregon have no patience. Always wanted to get away from the traffic. Now I will admit Carl wanted to play the course as intended. But he succumbed to peer pressure. He had a weak moment. Maybe he needs some balls! (Yellow of course)

So you know Carl plays bad when he doesn’t get a good night sleep. He was probably worried about when Yellow Ball would throw him on the grill. So now that’s its out, and I gave him a hell of a day he should be starting to get some better sleep and his game will improve. Hey just a thought Carl, try counting yellow balls when you go to sleep! Just think of me smiling at you over and over! You’ll play so much better the next day. Oh wait that’s right, that won’t happen now it’s probably already snowing there!

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One Yellow Ball, Two Yellow Ball, 3YB, 4YB........Zzzzzz

 I wish I could have been with him on a different day. But you know, “Yellow Ball” can be anywhere at anytime!  I felt bad afterwards and got him a root beer. I’m sure I’ll catch back up with him sooner or later.

I did meet up with one more spy from that area while on my trip. But you will just have to wait to see who. It's going to be a long winter so hopefully some of my stories will help pass the time for you spies foolish enough to live where that white sh*t falls from the sky. 

We want to hear @CarlH 's side of the story @Yellow Ball, not that we don't believe you, but........

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1 hour ago, tony@CIC said:

We want to hear @CarlH 's side of the story @Yellow Ball, not that we don't believe you, but........

If it's in print it must be true.. Yellow Balls reputation is on the line.  Sorry to my therapist I tried to be nice!

Tony, Tony Tony... you are going to ask a golfer for his side of the story. Haa Haa Haa. Next thing you know he will tell you he got out of the sand in one and made the putt! You know that didn't happen! 🤣 I was trying to be nice and not comment on his sand game or lack of, but you opened the window. 

Sorry Carl, this one is on Tony.

It's kind of like you telling us you cleared the pond and made the green on hole one with your drive. Oh my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

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In my defense, I was pretty drunk.  I've had enough of Oregon, BTW .... headed off to another pasture soon.  Arkansas will be the future home.  I'm going to invite @Yellow Ballto visit me as my guest at our Member Guest tournament.  Bear in mind, that a substantial entrance fee will be required....I did mention that you were paying for the both of us, plus all buy ins and side bets, right?

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On 8/31/2021 at 7:54 AM, The Hat said:

Hi Yellow. I think we need to get together sometime.

I didn’t see that coming 😱

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5 hours ago, chisag said:

 

... We have already established some insights into Yellow Ball and his favorite movie character Brave Sir Robin from The Holy Grail should have given us a clue, so don't expect him to take you up on your challenge. Found this hiding out over the weekend when getting ready to make some French Toast and it certainly may give us some insight into the age old question of which came first:


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Awwww how cute. A fresh batch. Obviously you don't know jack about a fresh hatch. Can't you see the pale complexion. My God man, your supposed to pick up immediately and spank it's bottom to get it breathing and bring out the darker yellow color.  This also gets them used to their future of being smacked around.

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10 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:
10 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

If you need me for your Member Guest

I'd like to extend a personal invitation to our Member-Guest day. Entrance fee is only $200. which includes lunch, dinner, prizes, and a pair of shoes. Oh wait - you don't have any feet - sorry. 

 

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Cobra King F-9  5 wood
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Snell MTB-X 

2020 Official Tester :SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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18 hours ago, CarlH said:

I've had enough of Oregon, BTW .... headed off to another pasture soon.  Arkansas will be the future home.

Now that is quite a change-up.  What is it about OR that has been enough and about AR that drew you there? Hopefully you're close to this.  

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11 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

Hope my head doesn't swell with all the popularity.

If it does, you won't be USGA legal and roast scores won't count 🙂

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14 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

Hope my head doesn't swell with all the popularity. I would hate to have to go out an buy all new hats.

 

2 hours ago, fixyurdivot said:

If it does, you won't be USGA legal and roast scores won't count 🙂

Actually, as long as @Yellow Ball is not less than 1.680 inches in diameter, his swelled head doesn't matter... no maximum "head" size.

However, as much as he has been in the water, he might exceed the weight limit!!  

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3 hours ago, fixyurdivot said:

Now that is quite a change-up.  What is it about OR that has been enough and about AR that drew you there?

One guess is that AR has a much higher population of Yellow Balls 😉

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..Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (UST ProForce V2-HL 5/F3)
..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

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1 minute ago, cksurfdude said:

One guess is that AR has a much higher population of Yellow Balls 😉

Another guess is that AR isn't as cold as it will be here in the PNW this winter when we have a much higher population of Blue Balls.  😂

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On 10/10/2021 at 12:59 PM, Yellow Ball said:

It's going to be a long winter so hopefully some of my stories will help pass the time for you spies foolish enough to live where that white sh*t falls from the sky. 

The trick is to not live where the white sh*t falls from the sky, when the white sh*t falls from the sky 🙂.

 

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Just now, fixyurdivot said:

The trick is to not live where the white sh*t falls from the sky, when the white sh*t falls from the sky 🙂.

 

Or get old😱

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Well, well, well., I'm finally wearing off on a few of you and your letting your sense of humor spill out. So good to see a bunch of you having a little fun and "egging " me on.

4 hours ago, Kenny B said:

 

@Yellow Ball However, as much as he has been in the water, he might exceed the weight limit!!  

I work out regularly and get a tremendous amount of rolling exercise finding my way home. 

I'd love to stay and chat but I have a bunch of hookers coming over in a little while. Gota get ready.

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