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1 minute ago, GolfSpy_APH said:

I found some of your friends!
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That's how I see you guys when I play with you. Sometimes all in the same hole. I don't think I need to break it down for you. But I will...

Joy     I'm out playing golf  

Sadness     oh crap a par five with water

Fear    my second shot is over water

Disgust   I'm in the water

Anger   That was a brand new $4.00 Pro V1.

 

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ok ok .. better?
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And, re: The Black course .. hmmm .. just a leeeetle bit above my golfing talent grade!! Unless you really want to spend some time not being found in the tall fescue.... I say we recall @Jmikecpa to NY and that guy can show you around that course in proper fashion!
 

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..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZTR)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT) 
..Cleveland CBX-2 54 and CBX 60 (both Rotex graphite)
...Edel EAS 4.0 (stock shaft, zero offset hosel, round grip)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

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Just now, cksurfdude said:

ok ok .. better?
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And, re: The Black course .. hmmm .. just a leeeetle bit above my golfing talent grade!! Unless you really want to spend some time not being found in the tall fescue.... I say we recall @Jmikecpa to NY and that guy can show you around that course in proper fashion!
 

You have redeemed yourself!  

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On 10/18/2021 at 5:04 PM, cksurfdude said:

ok ok .. better?
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And, re: The Black course .. hmmm .. just a leeeetle bit above my golfing talent grade!! Unless you really want to spend some time not being found in the tall fescue.... I say we recall @Jmikecpa to NY and that guy can show you around that course in proper fashion!
 

Only if we are all playing back at the posts 😀

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2 minutes ago, Jmikecpa said:

Only if we are all playing back at the posts 😀

If that's the case then I'm calling you in as my Designated Hitter!!!

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..Callaway Epic Speed 4W and Epic Max 7W (both Project X Cypher)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZTR)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT) 
..Cleveland CBX-2 54 and CBX 60 (both Rotex graphite)
...Edel EAS 4.0 (stock shaft, zero offset hosel, round grip)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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I played for the first time here in Florida since last spring. Played pretty decently until I got to the long par 5, I  swore my yellow ball landed about 4 or 5 feet from the water. Hmm I wonder.......

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:ping-small: G410 SFT driver 

Cobra King F-9  5 wood
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter
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:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Snell MTB-X 

2020 Official Tester :SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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1 hour ago, tony@CIC said:

I played for the first time here in Florida since last spring. Played pretty decently until I got to the long par 5, I  swore my yellow ball landed about 4 or 5 feet from the water. Hmm I wonder.......

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Don’t worry, he’s a little guy he’ll give the ball back 😱

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Driver; Titleist TSi2, Kuro Kage 50 gr R2

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous Vista Pro R2

Irons; Ping G710 6-GW, Recoil 460 R2

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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4 hours ago, Rickp said:

Don’t worry, he’s a little guy he’ll give the ball back 😱

Either that or eventually little yellow will exit the, uhhh, tail end 🤪

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..Callaway Epic Speed 4W and Epic Max 7W (both Project X Cypher)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZTR)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT) 
..Cleveland CBX-2 54 and CBX 60 (both Rotex graphite)
...Edel EAS 4.0 (stock shaft, zero offset hosel, round grip)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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10 minutes ago, cksurfdude said:

Either that or eventually little yellow will exit the, uhhh, tail end 🤪

And you can buy Yellow Ball back for $1.00 in Pro Shop😜

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Rick

 

 

Left Hand, 

Driver; Titleist TSi2, Kuro Kage 50 gr R2

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous Vista Pro R2

Irons; Ping G710 6-GW, Recoil 460 R2

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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13 hours ago, Rickp said:

And you can buy Yellow Ball back for $1.00 in Pro Shop😜

Yeah but @Yellow Ballwill have to change its name to @brownball 

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Left Hand orientation

:ping-small: G410 SFT driver 

Cobra King F-9  5 wood
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Snell MTB-X 

2020 Official Tester :SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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19 hours ago, Rickp said:

Don’t worry, he’s a little guy he’ll give the ball back 😱

 

2 hours ago, tony@CIC said:

Yeah but @Yellow Ballwill have to change its name to @brownball 

Let me tell you a little something about Yellow Ball. I might be small but I'm one tough SOB. Just look what you guys try to do to me on a daily basis! The last time a gator decided to swallow me it didn't turn out to well for the gator. This dumb ass swallowed me and then I got so pissed that the Red Ball came out in me. I gave that SOB a slow death from the inside out. By the way fresh gator is fantastic!

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 I came out a little extra red but it washed off. I couldn't come out brown as they don't poop. They completely dissolve what they swallow. Even bone. Just statin the facts but nice try. Brown Ball.....Please! 

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1 hour ago, Yellow Ball said:

 

Let me tell you a little something about Yellow Ball. I might be small but I'm one tough SOB. Just look what you guys try to do to me on a daily basis! The last time a gator decided to swallow me it didn't turn out to well for the gator. This dumb ass swallowed me and then I got so pissed that the Red Ball came out in me. I gave that SOB a slow death from the inside out. By the way fresh gator is fantastic!

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 I came out a little extra red but it washed off. I couldn't come out brown as they don't poop. They completely dissolve what they swallow. Even bone. Just statin the facts but nice try. Brown Ball.....Please! 

Now that’s funny, and lots of little known facts about Gators.

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Rick

 

 

Left Hand, 

Driver; Titleist TSi2, Kuro Kage 50 gr R2

5 Wood; Cally Steelhead 

5 Hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous Vista Pro R2

Irons; Ping G710 6-GW, Recoil 460 R2

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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4 hours ago, Rickp said:

Now that’s funny, and lots of little known facts about Gators.

Not to mention facts about yellow ball being able to change colors. It's no wonder I can't find my yellow ball amongst the fall leaves up north. Like a chameleon, it changes colors to the surrounding area. 

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Left Hand orientation

:ping-small: G410 SFT driver 

Cobra King F-9  5 wood
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Snell MTB-X 

2020 Official Tester :SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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1 hour ago, tony@CIC said:

Not to mention facts about yellow ball being able to change colors. It's no wonder I can't find my yellow ball amongst the fall leaves up north. Like a chameleon, it changes colors to the surrounding area. 

Yes, completely true. And not just single colors - he can also do woodland camo and grassland camo really really really well..! (..a little too well if you're asking me 🤪)

Fortunately he has not (yet?) mastered desert camo, but .. he did try to bury himself fairly deep in that greenside bunker I got into the other day ....

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WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
..Callaway Epic Speed 4W and Epic Max 7W (both Project X Cypher)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZTR)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT) 
..Cleveland CBX-2 54 and CBX 60 (both Rotex graphite)
...Edel EAS 4.0 (stock shaft, zero offset hosel, round grip)
..all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart.

Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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9 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

I was able to get with @Kenny B a while back. We played at Wine Valley in Walla Walla. It was very appropriate that we played there. Wine can also be spelt whine and Walla Walla is similar to a crying sound. You know where this is going!

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Well that’s what Kenny was doing that day. He had more excuses than Carter had liver pills. (Some of you young guys have to look that saying up.)

So here’s the list of the day:

              Must have been too much moisture in the air

              Not getting enough roll out in the fairway

              Must be my allergies

              Getting bad breaks

              There were branches in the fairway

              My putter let me down.

News flash. It wasn’t the putter it was the guy using the putter. Having five (5) three putts sounds like a lack of concentration. But I can see why there was a lack of concentration. You were too busy coming up with excuses which also led to the 4 doubles. It certainly looked like the heads up putting took a day off. Even a stranger ran over to try to help him sink one!

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The only excuse I didn't hear is it was Yellow Balls fault.

So winter time is right around the corner for Kenny. This is the time he switches to playing with soft balls. Need I really comment here! Well if I must…..For someone who is old enough to shoot their age and did, I’m pretty sure he has been playing with soft balls already! Just thinking out loud here!

On another positive note Kenny broke par this year. He hasn’t done than in about 20 years or so. Way to go Kenny! That’s truly impressive.

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All of this is true... as far as you know!  Well, all except the part about the  branches in the fairway.  There are never branches in the fairway at Whine Valley!!  Why?  Because there are NO trees on the course.

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At least Yellow Ball doesn't need a flag playing with me; he was always in the middle of the fairway.  

Five (5) three-putts can be a good day at Whine Valley. You should have been there when the USGA held the local qualifying for the US Open.  Yellow Ball would have rolled right off the green into a bunker on the second putt!!

Yellow Ball should consider softening up for winter so we don't feel the sting of hitting a rock with a blade when the temperature is near freezing.  Maybe a good soaking would do the trick.  Oh that's right... he has been in a lot of water lately; if only it was a little warmer!  

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