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22 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

This is the week of Thanksgiving and I thought it would be more appropriate to actually show my appreciation.

Well.. I am thankful for the wonderfully entertaining .. and so creative! .. posts!!

And I am also thankful to all the other poor saps on here 😉 who have also provided YB such good content fodder 🤪🤪🤣🤣

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Something else I meant to tell you guys. My relationship with Cali. The hot chick I picked up on the golf course didn't last very long. She thought I was to brutally honest to the point of being a little rude. I don't  know how she got that impression. I was on my best behavior. I think she might have read some of my posts. Just like a woman, snooping around in my stuff.

On a bright note. I have met another women. I picked her up at a bar while doing a photo shoot. I don’t think I need to tell you her name. But I think she might be a little more tolerant of me since she enjoys a few cocktails once in a while. I will admit, I had a few, so I wasn't looking my best but she enjoyed my humor. 

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1 hour ago, The Hat said:

 

@Rickp is right you clown, I'm not sleeping... I'm laying in wait. 🤫

 

... Hat, even though this was directed at MattF, you are more right than you know. He will deny it of course, but Ronald McDonalds nose is Yellow Ball's father. 🤡

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11 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

Something else I meant to tell you guys. My relationship with Cali. The hot chick I picked up on the golf course didn't last very long. She thought I was to brutally honest to the point of being a little rude. I don't  know how she got that impression. I was on my best behavior. I think she might have read some of my posts. Just like a woman, snooping around in my stuff.

On a bright note. I have met another women. I picked her up at a bar while doing a photo shoot. I don’t think I need to tell you her name. But I think she might be a little more tolerant of me since she enjoys a few cocktails once in a while. I will admit, I had a few, so I wasn't looking my best but she enjoyed my humor. 

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And her answer was nope

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10 hours ago, chisag said:

 

... Hat, even though this was directed at MattF, you are more right than you know. He will deny it of course, but Ronald McDonalds nose is Yellow Ball's father. 🤡

Now you have gone to far! To try to disgrace the family name by calling us a bunch of red noses off a clown. Rudolph would have almost been acceptable. I'll make sure to visit you on the course again. I won't be so nice next time.

Truth be told we were created in Santa's work shop where the magic comes to life. I dug through some old family albums and found this old black and white picture. If you look real close you can see my Great Grandpa Yellow Ball. My oh my, what a handsome man.

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1 hour ago, Yellow Ball said:

Now you have gone to far! To try to disgrace the family name by calling us a bunch of red noses off a clown. Rudolph would have almost been acceptable. I'll make sure to visit you on the course again. I won't be so nice next time.

Truth be told we were created in Santa's work shop where the magic comes to life.

 

... Oh No!!! I apologize sincerely as I assumed you knew. Finding out your Mom lied to you about your real Dad must have been a shock. (Although to be honest magic from Santa's workshop should have given you a clue once you grew out of adolescence) Your Mom is a green #6 pool ball and you are yellow sooooo ... you must feel a little like Luke Skywalker:
 

"Yellow Ball I am your father (yuck yuck) here's a Happy Meal!"  

... In a genuine effort to make it up to you, if you visit me again I will give you one of those little umbrellas that comes with foofy drinks to keep you shaded in the desert heat. But you must be on your best behavior because scorpions and snakes can mistake a yellow ball they find in the desert for an egg and I would hate to see you turn into brunch. 




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On 10/23/2021 at 3:44 PM, Yellow Ball said:

Well it's the weekend and time for another adventure from Yellow Ball.

Yellow Ball has been watching a show on TV call Big Sky so I thought I would share a little bit of my adventure in the Big Sky state with @fixyurdivot this past season. You know his season is pretty close to being over now so maybe this will refresh his memory of one day in his glorious golf season.

 He took me over to this course called Beaver Head. For the first time Yellow Ball was scared. Why did they cut the Beaver’s head off? Hell, all I have is a head. What are they going to do to me if I don’t behave? Me, behave, that’s like asking a bear not to crap in the woods! Hey…What’s brown and sits in the woods? …..  Winnie’s Pooh!  Sorry some YB humor there.

While on the course there was a house nearby and I could see a golf bag on the deck. I know what happened to the beavers head! 

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Do you know why @fixyurdivot stated that “fairways are over rated”? Well now I know, it’s because he’s hardly ever in them!  Come on guys just a little further. You can almost reach me!

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What’s with all you guys and water? You get on a par three with water and it’s all over.  Nice double there buddy! I’m starting to get tired of the life vests I think I’m going to have to go full scuba gear soon. I’ll have to put that on my Christmas list. I'm sure it will come in handy for next season.

We get on the next par three and it’s a beauty. Luckily no water. 206 yards long into the wind and he pulls a 3 wood and comes up 10 yards short. He hits another and comes up 10 yards short again. I couldn’t contain myself any longer! I switched his head covers and he was actually hitting a 5 wood. The best part was he thought he mixed up the headcovers. Then he called himself a dipshit! Need I even comment here?

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For a course in the “Big Sky State” the course was pretty flat. Looked simple enough to me but obviously it must have been a little tricky because a lot of his approaches were short and right.  

The good news is that it is close to simulator season for him now. At least he won’t lose a ball there!

Well done 😆.

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15 hours ago, cksurfdude said:

Well.. I am thankful for the wonderfully entertaining .. and so creative! .. posts!!

And I am also thankful to all the other poor saps on here 😉 who have also provided YB such good content fodder 🤪🤪🤣🤣

In a weird, freaky, twisted sense, I feel as if I've finally arrived 😲.

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15 minutes ago, fixyurdivot said:

In a weird, freaky, twisted sense, I feel as if I've finally arrived 😲.

hahaha the new-new "Most Wanted" rating!!! 😄😂🤣

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..Callaway Epic Max 5W (PX Cypher 50/5.0)
..Callaway Big Bertha 4H and 5H (both Recoil ZT9/F3)
..PXG 0211 6i-GW (Mitsubishi MMT 60/A) 
..Cleveland CBX2 54 and CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
..EvnRoll ER5 or MLA XDream (Edel EAS 4.0 on the bench)
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1 hour ago, chisag said:

But you must be on your best behavior because scorpions and snakes can mistake a yellow ball they find in the desert for an egg and I would hate to see you turn into brunch. 

Well all I can say is if I wind up with the snakes and scorpions it's because YOU were playing like crap.  Then I will have accomplished my goal for the day.

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10 minutes ago, Yellow Ball said:

Well all I can say is if I wind up with the snakes and scorpions it's because YOU were playing like crap.  Then I will have accomplished my goal for the day.

 

... Fair enough but of course I never use a yellow ball. You will have to accompany my partner. And fwiw, I don't need any help from you to play like crap as that is something I am fully capable of all on my own. Maybe next June when the temps are in the 110-118 range? 

 

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28 minutes ago, chisag said:

 

... Fair enough but of course I never use a yellow ball. You will have to accompany my partner. And fwiw, I don't need any help from you to play like crap as that is something I am fully capable of all on my own. Maybe next June when the temps are in the 110-118 range? 

 

See original post. I appear as a white ball with a sponsors logo on my coveralls. So there is a yellow ball hiding under the surface. Since you are a + handicap you need a little more help than others do to play like crap.

Thanks for the invite for June but I am up north that time of year. I learned my lesson last time. It almost turned into a scene from the Wizard of Oz.   Help me I'm melting........

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44 minutes ago, Yellow Ball said:

Thanks for the invite for June but I am up north that time of year. I learned my lesson last time. It almost turned into a scene from the Wizard of Oz.   Help me I'm melting........

 

... LOL, I know the feeling. Growing up in the South 100* with 85* humidity was much worse than 115* and 15% humidity. But both are silly hot. After 42 years in Chicago (which was 41 too many) it will take my quite a few summers to completely thaw and I will take 115* over 15-0* and a wind-chill of 0-30* below every time. 🤪

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5 hours ago, chisag said:

 

... LOL, I know the feeling. Growing up in the South 100* with 85* humidity was much worse than 115* and 15% humidity. But both are silly hot. After 42 years in Chicago (which was 41 too many) it will take my quite a few summers to completely thaw and I will take 115* over 15-0* and a wind-chill of 0-30* below every time. 🤪

I'm hearing this same song repeated by many older people.

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8 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

See original post. I appear as a white ball with a sponsors logo on my coveralls. So there is a yellow ball hiding under the surface. Since you are a + handicap you need a little more help than others do to play like crap.

Thanks for the invite for June but I am up north that time of year. I learned my lesson last time. It almost turned into a scene from the Wizard of Oz.   Help me I'm melting........

You might need to be a little more specific.  You can visit me in June... I live "up north"; actually the same latitude as northern Maine.  This last June we saw a week of temps ranging from 111-118º.  Like AZ the humidity was 15%.  🤣

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8 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

Thanks for the invite for June but I am up north that time of year. I learned my lesson last time. It almost turned into a scene from the Wizard of Oz.   Help me I'm melting........

 

... Time to come clean. I have been giving you a hard time because ... well ... truth is ... I ... (gulp) ... feel bad about letting you get burnt so bad when we played together. But I have you covered if you ever get down here again. 



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15 hours ago, chisag said:

 

... Time to come clean. I have been giving you a hard time because ... well ... truth is ... I ... (gulp) ... feel bad about letting you get burnt so bad when we played together. But I have you covered if you ever get down here again. 



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I have my own glasses that actually fit, a multitude of hats that fit, and my own sunscreen. But I'll still pass on the summer months there!

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5 hours ago, Yellow Ball said:

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... I tried to be nice but your ignorance is showing. Again. SPF4?!?!? No wonder you got burnt so bad (figuratively and literally). The sun may be yellow  but it ain't your friend when it gets above 100*. I know you are still working on your GED but ... SPF4 in Phoenix? In the summer?!?! You might as well slather yourself with butter, sour cream and chives. 🤡

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1 hour ago, chisag said:

 

... I tried to be nice but your ignorance is showing. Again. SPF4?!?!? No wonder you got burnt so bad (figuratively and literally). The sun may be yellow  but it ain't your friend when it gets above 100*. I know you are still working on your GED but ... SPF4 in Phoenix? In the summer?!?! You might as well slather yourself with butter, sour cream and chives. 🤡

Thanks, now I want a baked potato.  

I use SPF4 to get my handsome color. It works for most places I go. Yet another reason not to go to Arizona in the summer again.  Just for the record I have graduated from an institute of higher learning. Magna Cum Laude class of............. wouldn't you like to know! 

GED...? Nice try!

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... To all my fellow golf spies:

 

 

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