3puttdoc Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 The deadliest infectious disease of them all: "Liprosy" cksurfdude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3puttdoc Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 For deviant, non-New York Yankee fans everywhere: "A Thurman Munson". A "Dead Yank" left of the hole. cksurfdude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Eagle A Posted December 24, 2021 Share Posted December 24, 2021 Putting the process of enjoyment cksurfdude 1 Quote Get in the hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hook DeLoft Posted December 25, 2021 Share Posted December 25, 2021 A guy I play with will say after a putt that barely missed, “Good roll but you needed a bagel.” i.e. something with a hole in it. Motoboss, JohnSmalls, ShimmyCocoBop and 1 other 4 Quote 14 of the following: Ping G430 Max 10.5 degree Callaway 2023 Big Bertha 3 wood set to 17 degrees Cobra F9 Speedback 7/8 wood set at 23.5 degrees Callaway Epic Max 11 wood Ping Eye 2 BeCu 2-SW Mizuno 923 JPX HM HL 6-GW Hogan sand wedge 56 degree bent to 53 Maltby M Series+ 54 degree Ping Glide 3.0 Eye2 58 degree Ping Glide 3.0 60 degree Evnroll ER2 Ping Sigma 2 Anser Cheap Top Flite mallet putter from Dick's, currently holding down first place in the bag TaylorMade Mini Spider Bridgestone XS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted December 25, 2021 Author Share Posted December 25, 2021 On 12/24/2021 at 9:05 AM, Kenny B said: ..heard on The Golf Channel from Rich Lerner: "With the right line and the right speed, the ball will go in the hole." The funny part there is... that guy gets paid mucho $$$ to announce pithy, deep thoughts like that..! Kenny B 1 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeL Pittsburgh Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 That's a Joe Pesci putt - it's a mean little 5 footer. cksurfdude, Motoboss, JohnSmalls and 2 others 3 2 Quote Full PXG + Evnroll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmikecpa Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Other than speed and line it was a great putt.... - Everyone that has played golf with me Siamese Moose, MattF, JohnSmalls and 1 other 1 3 Quote WITB 2024 Qi10 LS 9* HZRDUS RDX Smoke Blue 60g 6.5 M5 15* Evenflow Black 75g 6.5 Sim Ti 22* HZRDUS Red 75g 6.5 Sim2 Rescue 22* Diamana Thump 100x X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX Jaws Raw 50*, 54* & 58* TTDG "OG" Spinner Toulon Madison BGT Fire 34.75" Z Star Diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siamese Moose Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Jmikecpa said: Other than speed and line it was a great putt.... - Everyone that has played golf with me Same thing but phrased a little more biting: "Oh man, bad line, but at least you got the speed wrong." cksurfdude, Motoboss, MattF and 1 other 4 Quote Moose, my cat, is Siamese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b3ard3dg01fer Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Kinda surprised this one hasn’t been mentioned. I had a custom coin made for my ball marker with this quote from Eddie Lowery “Read It, Roll It, Hole It” I use that coin every time I play now. cksurfdude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motoboss Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 “If I’da made that putt it would have went in”! I starred at him in amazement cksurfdude, tony@CIC and BIG STU 3 Quote “Adventure Before Dementia “ PING G425 4-UW/SW Black Dot +1” Alta CB RFlex / ChipR PING G410 Plus DRIVER 10.5* / 3W 14*/ 5W 17.5* / 3hyb. 19* / 9W 22* PING Putter Custom PLD 4J Prototype / 1968 Anser / Odyssey TriHot #3 VICE Pro Soft Lime Green / Bridgestone RX - TreoSoft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GolfSpy SAM Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 Favorite thing I've heard in a while - when someone's lag putt comes up outside your putt, you tell them it's a "dead sheep" - when they look at you, confused, you tell them "still you (ewe)". So dumb, but makes me laugh every time. cksurfdude, JohnSmalls, SlikHands and 1 other 3 1 Quote Driver - PXG 0811 XF - Gen 5, 9 degrees (+1 setting), Oban Devotion TR 65 04 3/5 Wood - Cobra LTDx Max (Blue Colorway) Utility - Caley X01 Driving Iron (3 = 18*) Irons (5-PW) - Caley 01T Wedges (48, 52, 56, 60) - Indi Wedges FLX 48 / ATK 52, 56, 60 Putter - L.A.B. Directed Force 2.1 - 65* Ball - Chrome Tour Triple-Track Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohms Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 36 minutes ago, Samsonite said: Favorite thing I've heard in a while - when someone's lag putt comes up outside your putt, you tell them it's a "dead sheep" - when they look at you, confused, you tell them "still you (ewe)". So dumb, but makes me laugh every time. Or the ever reliable "Nice lag" when someone leaves a 5 footer short. A couple I remember from the old Golf Illustrated Magazine: "Most long putts are really situations that must be grasped" or even better "Puttin' makes asses o a'" (Scottish caddie) GolfSpy SAM, cksurfdude and tony@CIC 3 Quote Mostly ITB. SIMMs, P790s...etc Won't you pour me a Cuban Breeze, Gretchen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 On 6/11/2022 at 4:26 PM, Motoboss said: “If I’da made that putt it would have went in”! I starred at him in amazement Ha that guy must've been a Yogi Berra fan - he might've said something just like that .. because, you know, "90% of putting is mental and the other half is getting the ball to the hole" Motoboss, tony@CIC and Kenny B 1 2 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grip on both) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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