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“If I’da made that putt it would have went in”!

 

 I starred at him in amazement 🙂 

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Favorite thing I've heard in a while  -  when someone's lag putt comes up outside your putt, you tell them it's a "dead sheep" - when they look at you, confused, you tell them "still you (ewe)".  So dumb, but makes me laugh every time.

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36 minutes ago, Samsonite said:

Favorite thing I've heard in a while  -  when someone's lag putt comes up outside your putt, you tell them it's a "dead sheep" - when they look at you, confused, you tell them "still you (ewe)".  So dumb, but makes me laugh every time.

Or the ever reliable "Nice lag" when someone leaves a 5 footer short.

 

A couple I remember from the old Golf Illustrated Magazine:

"Most long putts are really situations that must be grasped" 

or even better

"Puttin' makes asses o a'" (Scottish caddie)

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On 6/11/2022 at 4:26 PM, Motoboss said:

“If I’da made that putt it would have went in”!

 

 I starred at him in amazement 🙂 

Ha that guy must've been a Yogi Berra fan - he might've said something just like that .. because, you know, "90% of putting is mental and the other half is getting the ball to the hole" 🤪🤣

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