Golf’s 10 “Golden Rules” According to Shankster

[Shankster]

As requested by our wonderful forum director @GolfSpy_APH

This is meant to be fun, so please don’t tell me how ridiculous I am.

Shanksters Golf 10 “Golden Rules”

 

1. Be early for your tee time, like at least 15 not including putting your shoes on and getting your bag out of the trunk.

2. Play from the proper tee box, please. See #9

3. 3 practice swings max (none is good) see #9

4. If you know you are 300 yards from green leave range finder in bag/cart, see #9

5. Keep music to a respectful level, or off works too 

6. If you are in a scramble with people who like to play well don’t get hammered before the 17th hole, see #9

7. Ready golf 100% of the time, see #9

8. Leave the flagstick in, see #9

9. Play fast, see #10

10. Be respectful of other people’s time, it’s one thing you cannot get back.  See #9.

[poprocksncoke]

7 minutes ago, Shankster said:

As requested by our wonderful forum director @GolfSpy_APH

This is meant to be fun, so please don’t tell me how ridiculous I am.

Shanksters Golf 10 “Golden Rules”

 

1. Be early for your tee time, like at least 15 not including putting your shoes on and getting your bag out of the trunk.

2. Play from the proper tee box, please. See #9

3. 3 practice swings max (none is good) see #9

4. If you know you are 300 yards from green leave range finder in bag/cart, see #9

5. Keep music to a respectful level, or off works too 

6. If you are in a scramble with people who like to play well don’t get hammered before the 17th hole, see #9

7. Ready golf 100% of the time, see #9

8. Leave the flagstick in, see #9

9. Play fast, see #10

10. Be respectful of other people’s time, it’s one thing you cannot get back.  See #9.

Perfect!  #8 is ok unless tournament play but other than that......... 

[cksurfdude]

Awesome. Thx S-Dude

Really wish everyone who golfs would not just read this but really truly totally live it. 

One can only dream........

Nancy Lopez, amongst many others, likes to say "if you can't play well, then play bad fast"

[Siamese Moose]