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Posted

Let's blow this lame party and head over to The 19th

🤪

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Driver... 
Callaway Paradym AI Smoke Max (Newton Motion 3 Dot)
3W... Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (ProForce V2 HL 5F3)
7W... Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H... Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H... Callaway Big Bertha '19 (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW... 
Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
SW, LW... 
Mizuno ES21 54-08, 60-06 (KBS Hi Rev 2.0)
Putter... 
MLA Tour XDream or EvnRoll ER5
.. all in a Bag Boy hybrid bag on an MGI Zip Navigator.
.. ball often, not always,
MaxFli Tour/S. Or a found Pro V1/x.
.. (
dark orange text = MGS Forum influenced selection)

Forum tester for the Newton Motion driver shaft ('24)
Forum tester for the Paradym X driver ('23)
Forum tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator ('20)
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Posted

We have a saying in our group that everyone uses on a bad shot, chip or putt.

"Get in the hole"

Trust me.... it's not anywhere close to the hole. 

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 Titleist TSR2 4w 16*

Titleist TSR2 5w 18.75*

 MKII ZX 5's (4-6) w/ KBS Tour V

MKII ZX 7's (7-PW) w/ KBS Tour V

 Vokey SM9 Wedges 50* 54* 58*

DF2.1 Putter

 

Posted
19 minutes ago, Coulter said:

We have a par 4 that if you slice your drive just right you hit the green on the par 3 from 2 holes ago. I know from experience lol

Just wait until the day that someone puts it into the par 3 hole from the par 4 tee box. 

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:titleist-small: TS2 15° 3W w/ Project X HZRDUS Smoke Black 6.0 70g

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:titleist-small: TSR2 21° Hybrid w/ Mitsubishi Tensei CK Blue 70g

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Posted

You dumb as*

:titleist-small: Driver, TSi 1 S Flex

:cobra-small: 3 wood, Aerojet Max UST Helium Nanocore R Flex

:cobra-small: 5 wood, Aerojet Max UST Helium Nanocore R Flex 

:cobra-small: 7 Wood, Aerojet Max UST Helium Nanocore R Flex 

:cobra-small: 5 Hybrid King Tec MMT R Flex

:vice: Irons, Vice VGI01 Mitsubishi Wiz 60-gram regular flex (6 - PW)

:vice: VGW01, 50 Degree. Mitsubishi Wiz 60-gram regular flex, 

:cobra-small: Wedges, Snakebite KBS Hi- Rev2.0 54* & 60*

Putter, Sacks Parente Drac Center Shafted 35"

image.png Ultralight 14-way Cart Bag

Posted
12 minutes ago, Tom the Golf Nut said:

You dumb as*

Ahhh.  The ole Red Forman!  😆 

WITB-

Driver  -Titleist 910D, 3w- Titleist 910F, 5hy/7hy- Titleist 910H, 6-PW - Stix , 52⁰, 56⁰, 60⁰ - Stix , Putter- AI-ONE DB / Lombardi Tour 34 custom

Just an old newbie golfer, trying to learn and improve 1 club at a time.

 

 

Posted

Something that prob couldn’t be printed on a shirt!

But, what could go on a shirt: 
1. Where is that ball going?  
2. Man, that was bad!  
3. Nice shot!

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TaylorMade Sim Ti 3 wood

Ping Icrossover Hybrid (3H)

TaylorMade Tour Preferred CB Irons (4-PW)

Vokey SM8 Wedges (52/56/60)

Odyssey Ai-ONE 7S Putter

Posted

Mine and some friends sayings, they are not all pg rated, so remove if needed....

"Good connection,  wrong direction "

"Right club, wrong golfer"

"If you put some hair on it, maybe you'd find the hole"

"That ball is like your ex, ain’t coming back."

"You have a LOFT problem, lack of #$@%ng talent"

After a ball goes in the water

“That was a brand new ball!”  -- “It still is…”

 

WITB-

Driver  -Titleist 910D, 3w- Titleist 910F, 5hy/7hy- Titleist 910H, 6-PW - Stix , 52⁰, 56⁰, 60⁰ - Stix , Putter- AI-ONE DB / Lombardi Tour 34 custom

Just an old newbie golfer, trying to learn and improve 1 club at a time.

 

 

Posted
54 minutes ago, Tom the Golf Nut said:

But my favorite tee shirt that I actually have and wear says.

I hit two good balls today

                 I stepped on a rake.

My favorite shirt i own is

"That's what she said"

WITB-

Driver  -Titleist 910D, 3w- Titleist 910F, 5hy/7hy- Titleist 910H, 6-PW - Stix , 52⁰, 56⁰, 60⁰ - Stix , Putter- AI-ONE DB / Lombardi Tour 34 custom

Just an old newbie golfer, trying to learn and improve 1 club at a time.

 

 

Posted

Just the F word in big letters. Or a big “How” across it

Been playing for about 2 years in total. Winter breaks and a 6month period when I got sick. Starting to feel like myself again and recently played a “okay” round. 
I currently have custom fit Cobra LTDx irons/wedges, a Vokey 60(cause my short game has been the best part of my game, and a Maverick 9 deg. Driver. Driving is the worst part of my game so My 4 iron usually takes alot of the long game abuse. 

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

Got this as a surprise gift from my longtime friend and golf buddy @FDC ...

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😂

WITB of an "aspiring"  play-ah...
Driver... 
Callaway Paradym AI Smoke Max (Newton Motion 3 Dot)
3W... Callaway Bertha Mini 1.5 (ProForce V2 HL 5F3)
7W... Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H... Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H... Callaway Big Bertha '19 (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW... 
Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
SW, LW... 
Mizuno ES21 54-08, 60-06 (KBS Hi Rev 2.0)
Putter... 
MLA Tour XDream or EvnRoll ER5
.. all in a Bag Boy hybrid bag on an MGI Zip Navigator.
.. ball often, not always,
MaxFli Tour/S. Or a found Pro V1/x.
.. (
dark orange text = MGS Forum influenced selection)

Forum tester for the Newton Motion driver shaft ('24)
Forum tester for the Paradym X driver ('23)
Forum tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator ('20)
Other tests: MLA putter; Cleveland Hi Bore driver; Ben Hogan hybrids.

20231223_133657.jpg.960669f48157ee1fbafde043ef7f132a.jpg

For Sale in Classifieds: SkyTrak home launch monitor in excellent condition

Posted
22 minutes ago, cksurfdude said:

Got this as a surprise gift from my longtime friend and golf buddy @FDC ...

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😂

I'm pretty sure @cksurfdude you already know what mine would say!!!

I could play golf every day and learn something new each time.

Driver:  Cobra3.png.08d55eed95f5af6eb7843d0ba3b80b1d.png DarkSpeed LS 9* or Callaway_logoChev.jpg.210738784f200cb0d13f9386f1575265.jpgParadym TD 9*  

Woods: Callaway_logoChev.jpg.210738784f200cb0d13f9386f1575265.jpg Mini 2 Wood and  TM.png.882c22efb861c87ad5aa6b2f88e9743f.png Mini BRNR 3 Wood

Hybrids: PXG.jpg.f43fb635ef9ee412fa814c0d924d1ee5.jpg4H

Irons: NL.png.a16c1db32eb8495938c8958152d9be4c.png902PD 5-PW

Wedges: titleist.jpeg.79b06f097c7bfa5eecb9179cb2b8800a.jpegVokey SM10 48, 52, 56* 

Putter: SM.jpg.6ec6e268aa1364f355b3f10b9901b64e.jpgBlack MiniGiant 

Ball: titleist.jpeg.79b06f097c7bfa5eecb9179cb2b8800a.jpegPro V1X or Callaway_logoChev.jpg.210738784f200cb0d13f9386f1575265.jpgChrome TourX

https://forum.mygolfspy.com/topic/63746-motocaddy-m-series-carts-2024-forum-member-review/?do=findComment&comment=1042686

https://forum.mygolfspy.com/topic/62621-forum-member-reviews-callaway-whitebox-testing/page/12/#findComment-1020558

 

Posted

You idiot.

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  • PING S159 50-S 59-T DG X100
  • L.A.B. MEZZ.1 35” LAGolf P135
  • Srixon Z-Star Diamond 

Currently testing the 2024 PING S159 wedges…

https://forum.mygolfspy.com/topic/63483-testers-announced-ping-s159-wedges/

Was testing, still loving the 2023 Titleist T100 Irons 4-P

https://forum.mygolfspy.com/topic/60456-titleist-t-series-irons-2023-forum-review/

 

Posted

Didn’t finish.  Again.

Damn balls don’t listen.

97.8% of putts left short don’t go in.  It’s science.  

Working at getting better ... and very slowly getting there.

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Posted

@GolfSpy_BOS would ban my arse if I told you what my shirt would say!

Driver: :cobra-small: Speed Zone 9* HZRDUS Smoke Yellow Shaft

3 Wood: :cobra-small: King Speedzone 13.5* HZRDUS Smoke Black Shaft

2 & 3 Hybrids: :cobra-small: Speedzone Recoil 480 ESX Shaft

Irons: :cobra-small: Speedzone 5-GW Recoil 460 ESX Shafts

Wedges::callaway-logo-1: PM Grind 54* & 58*

Putter: :odyssey-small: Dual Force Rossi II

Ball: Whatever I find in the woods

:Arccos:

HCP:18

Posted
3 hours ago, bens197 said:

You idiot.

At first,  I thought you were replying to ME, then I realized it was your sign... 

.... or was it?  😆 🤣 😂 

WITB-

Driver  -Titleist 910D, 3w- Titleist 910F, 5hy/7hy- Titleist 910H, 6-PW - Stix , 52⁰, 56⁰, 60⁰ - Stix , Putter- AI-ONE DB / Lombardi Tour 34 custom

Just an old newbie golfer, trying to learn and improve 1 club at a time.

 

 

Posted
3 hours ago, IndyBonzo said:

 

97.8% of putts left short don’t go in.  It’s science.  

It’s also science that the same percentage that are hit hard  and roll  by the hole don’t go in either. 

Driver:   G400 Max 9* w/ KBS Tour Driven
Fairway:  Paradym AI Smoke Max HL  16.5* w/MCA TENSEI AV Series Blue
Hybrids:   915H 21* w/KBS Tour Graphite Hybrid Prototype
                 915H  24*  w/KBS Tour Graphite Hybrid Prototype        
Irons:      TR20V 6-11 w/Vizard TR20-85 Graphite
Wedge:   54/12D, 60/8M w/Accra iWedge 90 Graphite
Putter:   New candidate has been ordered!  🥳

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Posted
On 11/29/2024 at 5:47 PM, Rob Person said:

At first,  I thought you were replying to ME, then I realized it was your sign... 

.... or was it?  😆 🤣 😂 

Whenever I hit a bad shot I just mutter “you idiot.”

It’s best I find a new phrase now that I’ll be playing more golf with my young daughter.  Perhaps, “dude, you’ve gotta be kidding me!”

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  • TaylorMade SIM2 3 wood Fujilkura Ventus Blue 7-X
  • Titleist U505 2 Tensei 1K Black 85 X
  • Titleist T100 4-P Nippon Modus 3 120X
  • PING S159 50-S 59-T DG X100
  • L.A.B. MEZZ.1 35” LAGolf P135
  • Srixon Z-Star Diamond 

Currently testing the 2024 PING S159 wedges…

https://forum.mygolfspy.com/topic/63483-testers-announced-ping-s159-wedges/

Was testing, still loving the 2023 Titleist T100 Irons 4-P

https://forum.mygolfspy.com/topic/60456-titleist-t-series-irons-2023-forum-review/

 

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