What would your golf course sign read?

[Rob Person]

Lately, the greenskeepers here and maintenance crew have had a sense of humor .  Today this was on hole number one.

What would your sign say ?

 

 

Yesterday was this in the middle of hole 2 on the other 9

[Josh Parker]

This is awesome!!  

 

[Coulter]

This is really cool! I wish more courses would do this. 
Mine should say “watch the really unnecessary over hanging branches”

[GolfSpy_APH]

Mine would either say #MyGolfSpy Forum or hurry up! 

[Shankster]

“This is Golf, Not a Rock Concert” 

[EasyPutter]

Not that club

Oh oh oh my all time favorite...

DON'T READ THIS

[Shrek74]

Nice Drive

Don't Shank Chip

Edited November 9 by Shrek74

[ParFore74x]

Stop thinking, start doing. 

[Josh Parker]

If you can read this, you didn't hit it far enough

[Shrek74]

I saw that

[KC Golf]

“Danger Incoming!”  From the wrong fairway…

[EasyPutter]

DON'T READ THIS EITHER

[Rob Person]

I found this on hole 5 tee box when I was marshaling around. It was drying up, and hard to get a good pic.  Can you tell what it says?  Also, it was on the opposite side, so it wasn't visible from the cart path

 

[Rob Person]

My signs would read.

"Nice try"

Followed by

"Almost there " and "A little further "

Closing with

"Oooh, you Almost had it"

[EasyPutter]

3 minutes ago, Rob Person said:

I found this on hole 5 tee box when I was marshaling around. It was drying up, and hard to get a good pic.  Can you tell what it says?  Also, it was on the opposite side, so it wasn't visible from the cart path

Looks like:   _ 3 b 4 f ! !   

[Shrek74]

21 minutes ago, Rob Person said:

I found this on hole 5 tee box when I was marshaling around. It was drying up, and hard to get a good pic.  Can you tell what it says?  Also, it was on the opposite side, so it wasn't visible from the cart path

Go home u suck

[Rob Person]

10 minutes ago, Shrek74 said:

Go home u suck

Yup!!!   

[KC Golf]

Beware of Grizzly Bears…

[TJ Hall]

Mine would probably read “Really???”

6 hours ago, Josh Parker said:

If you can read this, you didn't hit it far enough

Growing up before range finders, was trying to figure out how far out I was on a par 5 for a layup and found the sprinkler head read “NO WAY”!

Funny but not helpful for what I needed at the time!

[Josh Parker]

1 minute ago, TJ Hall said:

Mine would probably read “Really???”

Growing up before range finders, was trying to figure out how far out I was on a par 5 for a layup and found the sprinkler head read “NO WAY”!

Funny but not helpful for what I needed at the time!

I remember those sprinkler heads.  Haha

[Vertical]

Don’t **** it up

[Siamese Moose]

I remember a sprinkler that said, "Just Hit It!". This sign is on the first and tenth tee of my home course.

[JimMLINY]

<---- WOODS ---->

[The TXBexar]

Mine would have to say "185 to the Pin" at just about 140yds out from the flag, right in the middle of the fairway.

[Wedge891]

3rd hole fairway: “Bill, call your wife.”

6th fairway: “Bill, seriously, call your wife.”

10th: “Bill?!?!?!?”

14th: “Fine. Whatever Bill. Your wife just invited her entire family for the next 5 holidays. Hope you’re having fun.”

[tony@CIC]

You're still away

Edited November 12 by tony@CIC

[EasyPutter]

IT WENT THATAWAY 

[cksurfdude]

For scavengers driving over from other fairways: 

"DON'T TOUCH OTHERS GUYS BALLS"

[PrismFlopper]

Free eraser with every scorecard

[Shankopotomous]

On a par 5 250 from the green...

Dont wait for the green to clear, go ahead and top it

In the pro shop.....

Greens fees charged by the hour