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I can't find my pants!

 

There is always one!

 

AJ

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Driver: Ping G25

FW: TM RBZ

Irons: Miura 57 Series w/KBS C-Taper

Wedges: Vokey SM4 52-08,56-12,60-04

Putter: Watch This Space

Ball: SRixon Z Star

Other: Tourstriker 7i

 

"Go Hard or Go Home"

 

"Do or Do Not. There is NO "TRY"

 

"Be normal, and the crowd will accept you. Be deranged, and they will make you their leader"

 

"I don't fail. I succeed at finding what doesn't work"

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8th Confession - Too much of a good thing is bad

 

I love golf as much as the next guy but there's the old adage... how does it go?... something about too much of a good thing being bad. 

 

Some of you may have been wondering where I've been hiding.  I actually reached the "all golfed out" point.  Yes, there is such a thing, gentlemen.  I have other hobbies too and I started to miss them so I had to go mix things up a little.

 

How does that other saying go..... absence makes the heart grow fonder.  The weather has turned a little colder here and it's a sunny day so maybe, just maybe (I know I said no to golfing when I woke up), maybe Dan still wants to go play.

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8th Confession - Too much of a good thing is bad

 

I love golf as much as the next guy but there's the old adage... how does it go?... something about too much of a good thing being bad. 

 

Some of you may have been wondering where I've been hiding.  I actually reached the "all golfed out" point.  Yes, there is such a thing, gentlemen.  I have other hobbies too and I started to miss them so I had to go mix things up a little.

 

How does that other saying go..... absence makes the heart grow fonder.  The weather has turned a little colder here and it's a sunny day so maybe, just maybe (I know I said no to golfing when I woke up), maybe Dan still wants to go play.

 

You can have TOO much golf????

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I just shake my head

Too much golf??? Is this, like, a Canadian thing????

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Blasphemy I say!!!

Driver: :callaway-logo-1: Epic SZ w/ VA Composites Raijin 65 04

3w: :taylormade-small:'16 M2 hl w/ Diamana D+ 82

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9th Confession - Won't be playing the back 9 tonight!

 

The Mr and I held our 3rd Christmas party in our condo, this past Saturday. MBP always worries about inviting too many people to cram into our little home, but as I said to him the last time "it's not a party if there aren't people standing". This year was no different but last year I found I spent too much time in the kitchen and not enough time mingling. So I cut myself off the home cooked stuff at a certain point and compensated with a bottle or two... Or three... Or six... I lost count of my wine intake that night. We had a blast!

 

The next morning I wake up and MBP says with a worried look

 

MBP: "Hey, how's your thumb?"

 

I give him a weird look and say as I look at my hands to try and figure out what he's talking about "Huh?? Why? What's wrong with my....oh. Why is my thumb all scraped and bruised?"

 

MBP: You fell on the stairs.

ME: I fell? On what stairs?

MBP: The concrete stairs to the gate

ME: We went outside?

MBP: Yes, when we went to walk Dave and Alessa to visitors parking

ME: We went to visitors parking?

MBP: Yes. And then we walked Nick up to the gate

ME: We walked Nick up to the gate?

MBP: Yes. You fell up the stairs.

 

Now falling UP the stairs, THAT takes talent! XD lol

 

ME: lol I fell up the stairs?

MBP: Yes, and I grabbed your arm before you landed on your face.

ME: huh! What else happened?

MBP: Well that was after you fell into the closet door

ME: I fell into the closet door?

MBP: Yes, I thought you broke it

ME: Did I break it?

MBP: No

ME: Good. .... My thumb hurts but I can move it so I guess it's not broken ...... I'm hungry.

 

I don't recall any of it but my thumb is still bruised and it hurts to press the home button on my iPhone, so I guess hitting the range is out. :(

 

Oh and btw I apparently get all East Side gangster when I'm super drunk. lol I'll have find the pictures I found the next day.

 

Now back to my glass of vino for the night.... Hey! Don't judge! It numbs the pain of my thumb XD

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you're awesome Nidine! Sounds like you survived and have the scars to prove it. As they say, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger … though in the case of soft tissue injuries that actually might not be true… ;)

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I had to have a similar conversation with my wife on Sunday about the stuff she forgot after getting into the cups on Saturday night........seems that the conversation goes a lot easier when she was the drunken one the night before.

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