The review you have all been waiting for, the Vice Tee.
Vice sells these right off their website with the following specifications.
Bamboo
Driver and iron length
Resealable bag
Color matching to Vice golf balls
So let's put those claims to the test, and put these tees in the ground.
Are they bamboo? Yes? They are definitely some kind of wood. I'll call this claim true enough.
Do they come in two lengths? Yes they do.