Yellow Ball

Thank you, with all the great people in the MGS forum I'll never run out of material ! So thanks to all of you!

Thank you for the offer. Fortunately for me I am former military. The VA hospital got me patched up. Then they sent me off to a ball refinishing company. When I got back I had a follow up visit. Then I met this hot chick who helped me get my game face back on. After telling her a bunch of my stories I think she is falling for me. Can't wait to roll around with her!

I do have a lot of friends, but unfortunately most of them are either stuck in boxes or getting lost! I did have a golden retriever as a friend once. Unfortunately he swallowed me and it took a few days before I got out of the subway and saw daylight again.

So earlier today @The Hat said we should get together sometime. You can tell he is getting old. The first sign of getting old is not having a stiff shaft “in his driver”. The second sign is having a bad memory. I got together with The Hat so he could help me find a hat for myself. I was looking for a cross between his and @Rickp 's hat. So we went shopping and this is what we came up with. So after our shopping trip I did go see @Rick P. Figured I would hook up with him when he was playing with the Bacon Boys. So disappointed nobody brought any bacon. I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. Oops I meant to say bacon. Figured I would try to fit in with the boys with that hat. After the second hole Rick started mumbling “where the Sam heck did my swing go?” Then I heard some snickering from the gallery. Yup, Rick has a gallery. I recognized a few in the front of the group that were watching us. His knee Dr., his hand Dr., and even his Podiatrist. Guess they were there to cheer him on so he could win and they could get paid for all the work they did or are going to do on him. The only one I didn’t see was his barber. Never mind, my bad, he’s bald like me! Hence the hat! Hey @Rickp , I couldn't find Sam but I found your swing!

We already have! You'll see soon. Yellow Ball is everywhere.........

But, But, But how would I hold it!

Hi everyone, I’m a long time stalker but finally got the courage to post. Welcome to the adventures of me “Yellow Ball” I travel around the world hoping to play a round, a hole, or at least a shot or two with my fellow spies. I normally appear to everyone as an average white guy with different logos on my coveralls from all my sponsors. You might not always know I’m around but I am. So I figured it’s about time to share some of my experiences over the past few years with members from the forum. Hope you enjoy! Stay tuned for more adventures I’m always on the go. My very first trip was to the North East and I got to tee off with @Chip Strokes So prior to my trip I decided to work out to prepare. So I started pumping some iron to get myself ready for his distance off the tee. Well I’m ready. Here I am on the first tee preparing for impact. Ok. I was not as prepared as I thought I was. I’m calling it quits. Breaker, Breaker I need a MEDIC! I sent a sub in for me but did stick around to see him get an eagle on hole #10. After my recovery I scheduled some time with @edingc . I did come better prepared this time. After an adventurous tee shot I found myself in some shade. Seems like @edingc really doesn’t enjoy the bright sun in the middle of the fairway. He enjoys playing from the shade of the trees off the tee. As a matter of fact we did this on numerous holes. Here is one of those poop shots off the tee. Dam dropped my axe! Maybe I should have chosen another second round partner. I’m getting pretty beat up here. But low and behold I’m back in play. Nice recovery….. Looks like you have experience getting out of the trees! You got a decent iron game. Come on let’s scramble for par here. Get me close. I’ll do the rest. Check back soon, I have lots of adventures already completed.