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  1. Check this out: 5 Ways To Switch Up Your Typical Roundhttps://worldwidevirtualgolf.wordpress.com/2015/12/15/5-ways-to-switch-up-your-typical-round/#post-145 Summary: Worldwide Virtual Golf Bingo, Bango, Bongo Bloodsome Scramble Scottish Roulette GolfMatch
  2. Well if that's true then I don't see why it should be allowed. He can't demand that he be allowed to 'cause significant impressions and tears on the greens.' That's not fair to everyone else, especially the course owners who have every right to protect their property and their business's competitiveness.
  3. A Horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. Keep the anti-jokes coming!
  4. Doesn't even have to be golf related! After a round of golf... ...a guy heads back to the club house. There, he sees a beautiful, blonde, big breasted woman, and naturally, he heads over to flirt with her. They hit it off, and decide to play a round together. He is doing his best to impress, but she cleans his clock, winning by 9 strokes. Embarrassed, his manhood in question, she can tell he is hurt. But, she thinks he's sexy, so she suggests they go to the parking lot for a good ol' hummer in the backseat of his car. Needless to say, he enjoys himself and asks her to play golf tomorrow! She accepts, and every day that week, they play, she wins by a large amount, and afterwords he gets a BJ in his car. Though quite happy with the way things are going, he decides that he wants to seal the deal, and he invites her to his place for a romantic Saturday night dinner. She shows up dressed to the 9s, the candles are lit, the steak is ready. They sit down to eat and a moment before his first bite she abruptly drops her silverware and exclaims, "I can't do this anymore! I have to tell you something!" Trying to comfort her, he says "Of course, you can tell me anything! I'm sure it will be ok!" To which she replies, "I'm actually a MAN!" His anger burns hotter than the sun, and he screams back, "God damn you! You've been hitting off the women's tee all week!"
  5. Don't let a putt for birdie turn into a putt for double bogie!
  6. Okay, maybe it's not better than most of you, but I'm super impressed by the little guy. Good for him!
  7. Ever since that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer gets excited to hit balls into the ocean, I've always wanted to try it. It does seem relaxing and fun, but probably not good for the ocean...
  8. http://www.golfdigest.com/story/larry-david-interview Check it out, Larry David (co-creator of Seinfeld) is amazingly entertaining.
  9. Who's ever going to aspire to play golf if they aren't exposed to it at an early age? He's right, there are a ton of other sports that only require a cheap ball, but like all sports, people need to actually play golf to enjoy it. If he were a smart business man, he'd try to innovate a way to introduce golf to people at a young age to get a greater number of players interested in golf as they grow up. There would be more people willing to play at his expensive courses if more people were exposed to golf at a young age. It's called growing your market base, Trump! Someone who's a self proclaimed business genius should understand the importance of investing in your future.
  10. Other than MyGolfSpy.com, what golf websites do you like to visit and what do you like about them?
  11. Close call! My ball rolled right up next to a giant goose turd.
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