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Not just a pretty hat mijo, I'm also good at mathe matha numbers too. I no sleep pendejo, I lay in wait for you... Not just a pretty hat mijo, I'm also good at mathe matha numbers too. I no sleep pendejo, I lay in wait for you...
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Announcing 2023 My Golf Spy Outing-Pinehurst Area
The Hat replied to Golfspy_CG2's topic in Golf Courses & Travel
Thank you mijo. I no understand people no like you, you fine fellow. A nice warm box, for me? Thank you Senor. -
Announcing 2023 My Golf Spy Outing-Pinehurst Area
The Hat replied to Golfspy_CG2's topic in Golf Courses & Travel
You pick me up on way mijo? I bring tequila. -
I no like spam in my tacos. No funny pendejo. You have no friends mijo. You no laugh Senor, is cold down here.
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Hola mijos! Gracias for thinking of me. Since that puta come back from Florida, I no leave the basement. I see you siesta in your chair pendejo...I always watch you now you wear those other floppy hats.
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I know now pendejo. That other hat that talk like you told me. If I could get off this hook you put me on you'd be in trouble!
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You're right pendejo. I had trouble getting off my hook in his basement and getting the computer working mijo.
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Well mijo, you don't take me anywhere but the golf course!
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You bring another hat home cabron and there'll be trouble.
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I'm back mijos! Did you miss me? @MattFtook me to the golf course today and it was cold. He knows I grew up in Guatemala where it's warm! Sometimes I think he just hates me... Anyway, here I am just minding my own business, freezing my hat band off. I don't even know why he brought me out because there's no sun! He said something about shooting his wad early or something, I don't know, he talks funny. I saw that gringo @Yellow Ball family members all around today (they mustn't shower because they were all dirty). If I had hands I would have helped them but I don't, so they stayed stuck in the mud. Gotta go back to the basement to warm up.
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Try being a hat. At least you get to fly and go swimming, I just sit there, on someone's sweaty baldy head, getting coated in sunscreen and bug repellent.
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You were wearing the wrong one.
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Thank you my friend. I have a brim, not a back.
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I may have to speak to my friend @Yellow Ballto pay you several visits.
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You just made the list pal...
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@Rickp is right you clown, I'm not sleeping... I'm laying in wait.
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2021 Tony-fest, Part Deux (Catawba Island Club, Make-up Date 9/19/21)
The Hat replied to MaxEntropy's topic in Spy Meetups
Hi guys! Thank you @tony@CIC for asking @MattF to come out. It was nice to be able to ride in comfort at a fancy club rather than bounce around at Windmill Lakes. Matt let me drive the cart, well, I steered because I don't have feet to reach the stop and go things. I cheered the guys on at this post 3...someone went on the water and it wasn't Matt. I didn't see my friend @Yellow Ball so I think he was in the group behind me. Well Matt got me home safe and hung me up until later this week. -
Just remember, the older the bull, the stiffer the horn! BTW, I was drunk on bug spray... @MattF uses a lot of that stuff.
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Hi Yellow. I think we need to get together sometime.
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You should be putting out fires not starting them Smokey.
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That's fighting words my friend.
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No he didn't...left at home again. BTW, that's The Hat. Mr Hat was my dad. I prefer poker. That's just a horrible thing to say...look out the next time I see you, I might land on your head!
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You be quiet, at least you were somewhat dry, I was soaked! And it wasn't tears or rain dropping on your head...you made me mad by staying out there.