Yellow Ball

No problem for me I'm always in the buff!

Speaking from experience, it's much cooler in the water!

Most people just call me Yellow Ball. Here is an adjitive for you. You can now address me as Mr. Ball due to your lack of respect.

Now this is what it is all about. Fellow spies helping fellow spies. I'm being serious (I know that's not how I roll).

I don't know when I have ever been so offended. Calling me an "it". Have I not brought charm and personality to the forum? Have I not brought humor, sarcasm? Have I not made people laugh and tremble with fear? Just because I have no arms and legs does not make me an "it". Therefore there should be some leeway to the instructions for the handicapped! Maybe I can't put a stroke on me with the putter but It would make a great trophy on my wall.

Okay, bring on the big guns. Practice on a white ball first. I want to see what it does too. But shooting the 50 cal will make your shoulder sore. Then I can chuckle as you try to golf. I will watch your +3 handicap slowly slip into the pond with me. But on a positive note the other spies will appreciate the additional advantage.

Sorry everyone who is applying. I have already won. I am waiting on the " shipping director" to ship me the ever elusive Odyssey invisible putter. Or maybe it was already delivered and I just don't see it.

Hell, you can't even hit me (a 1.68" diameter golf ball) with a big ass 460CC driver and you want to try to hit me with a little bullet. Ha, Ohh my stomach hurts from laughing so hard and I don't even have a stomach! Heck I might even have to jump in the water for you.

Well now. It looks like I have fresh meat after all. Looks like three volunteers

Oh I see! Office politics. Remember no politics in the forum. Make a call and make it happen big boy!

I didn't know shotguns worked under water? Since that's where I spend most of my time because you losers can't keep me on dry land. So I believe I'm safe! On a serious note: You guys need take a vote and elect a scribe for the outing. I want some play by play action. I can't be everywhere. Lately it's hard to find fresh meat ( I mean material).

The stain wouldn't show as much if you were using the correct color ball! But that's just my opinion (which is always right).

I'll be lurking........

Well I'm still waiting for a delivery! Just sayin!

Looks like you let Martha hit to the green twice!

YB wasn't afraid of the alligator that ate him. Obviously smart enough to leave the human behind and make a perfect run for the cup to hide in. But it seems that everyone who plays a yellow ball has balls!

What……. I thought I already won. I’ve been checking for deliveries every day.

You can decide!

Renner is her married name. Sorry she is taken now. But you can still dream!

An interview with Yellow Ball MGS. What brought you to My Golf Spy? YB. I was born into golf and I found that this site gave honest reviews and the people really care. Not just the staff but the members as well. It was refreshing to be accepted. Sometimes I’m a little harsh. You know, the older you get the less of a filter you have! MGS. Can you explain why your handicap is stated as ‘Lots”? YB. Well that’s an easy one. I’m only a ball as you well know. So when I’m in play it can be with anyone. My handicap can be 35 today and scratch tomorrow. I tried to establish my own but swinging a club to hit myself just didn’t work out very well. So I have to live with the strengths and weaknesses of whoever puts me in play. Hopefully @chisag doesn’t put me in play in the summer months in AZ again. I don’t do Hell well! MGS. Can you tell us where you are from? YB. A ball factory moron. Sorry the filter needs adjustment. A ball factory. MGS. I guess I wasn’t clear. I meant where you currently reside. YB. Sorry I can’t hear you. I have no ears. MGS. So, I take it that you don’t want to disclose you home town? YB. Duhhh MGS. What do you enjoy about the game of golf from your perspective? YB. Well of course it would be from my perspective. You’re asking me aren’t you? Well since I am played by many different people, I have done some amazing things. I can make a right or left hand turn in mid-air without a motor or anything. Not many can say that except for a few birds. Speaking of birds I was picked up by an eagle and brought to her nest for a visit during a spy outing. I’ve experienced every type of water, sand, and grass type in the USA, and have seen so many different animals. By the way, I am sorry about the alligator, but he swallowed me. I had no choice but to eat my way out! RIP my prehistoric friend! I have made every score imaginable either on a hole or an entire round. From snowmen plus to eagles and from under par rounds to triple digits. I’m still waiting to be in play for a YB albatross. I’ve even had a few holes in one. I have been fortunate to have played all over the United States. I have seen some beautiful courses and a few cow pastures/ dirt tracks along the way. But that’s golf for ya. Not many have experienced all that I have. I am blessed and this is part of why I love the game. Another bit of great enjoyment are the people I meet. Granted some are not happy to see me, but that’s usually because I’m in their fairway and not mine. MGS. What don't you enjoy about the game of golf. YB. Other than everyone hitting the crap out of me. I get it, that's my role in the game and I have come to accept it. MGS. Do you enjoy the driving range or just course play? YB, I only enjoy course play. Those ball picking machines at the range are a little rough on me. But I will say that I get to see a lot of relatives at the range. But having celebrity status has its drawbacks. Every other YB out there wants an autograph, want’s to borrow some money, or go with me on trips. Course play is so much better for me. It’s just me and you. MGS. You mentioned celebrity status. Would you care to elaborate? YB, I was always in the background as a kid. You know, your average range ball kind of kid. One day I had enough. I saved up some money and as soon as someone hit me over the fence on the driving range I rolled away into the sunset. I managed to get a makeover. Well once the closet door opened so to speak, I was out of my shell. It all started with MGS then the word got out. Next thing you know I was offered a book deal, someone wanted to be my agent, Amanda Balionis gave me a tour of one of the tour vans, Ellen Degeneres had me on her talk show. Some moron threw me at a coach at a football game and I was all over the news. Frankly it got a little overwhelming. I even saw shirts in a golf shop that said “Play Yellow”. So lately I was kind of just skulking in the background and chiming in once in a while. I’m trying to get back to just being me. You know, the ball in play on the course. And of course giving you crap when you deserve it. MGS. In closing, what message would you like to give the spy’s reading this interview? YB. Golf is not an easy sport. Be patient, take some lessons, make sure your clubs fit you, and be courteous to others on the course. Fix your divots in the fairway, rake the bunker after your sand shot, and fix your pitch marks on the green. But most importantly keep me out of the dam water! YB. Peace out my brothers and sisters! Hope you see me in the bottom of the cup in ONE some time soon.

I learned my lesson last season. HARD PASS..... My dimples are a little deeper from the sun blisters that peeled off from wedge shots. SPF 50 won't even help, the horror, the horror!

Last season when @Rickp lost his swing, I found it for him. Since Rick is now recovering from his surgery, I'm sure he will let you borrow it. The good news is when Rick gets better it's a swing for two.

Exactly

Don't worry I enjoy the whining. I think of it as a fine dining experience. You get to the restaurant, start off reading the menu, and before you know it your pallet is full and your ready to tell others about the experience in your own way. At least your playing partners play the correct color ball!