MattF

Happy that SWMBO had a good girls weekend away and realises that she's not that young any more.

One to many Dr Smurto's...full as a tick!

I don't know if that's a rant mate. Good for you!

Homemade Kahlua and coke last night...just what I needed.

I guess I'm lucky, 46 and perfect vision...I just have selective deafness.

Chin up mate, I'm here, just like you were a few months ago.

Worked on my truck for 5 solid hours today and accomplished sweet FA. Worse yet, it had to be towed to the mechanic that I use when things don't go right. I'm going to bed.

Do you like your current clubs? If you do, it's an easy decision.

No mate, the speedo was in MPH. I had marks on it to know the KPH.

Got home from Lowes last night, went to back into the driveway and nothing happened...I lost reverse. After I wiped my arse, I did a bit of looking and my fluid was a bit low. Topped it up, ran through the gears and reverse made an appearance. I'll be keeping an eye on it.

I had my 71 VW Squareback pegged at 100mph across the Moony Moony Bridge (It's 246ft high) coming home from Brisbane when I was about 18...that was hairy with the crosswind.

I'll ask the bum doctor next month when I see her.

I bet "retirement" has a bit to do with it Mike.

I'm good.

Try having a hemorrhoidectomy. I wouldn't wish that pain on anyone!

If your plants aren't getting killed by the roots being eaten, then you've got voles, not moles. Voles eat the grubs but 70% of their diet is worms. We have the same problem that is usually evident in the spring.

Our storm drains. I'm positive there's a break somewhere because when I rains a lot our sump works overtime. The basement has flooded twice because the sump failed and there was a 7 hour power outage. No one else on the street has the problem. Next year (It's too late now) I'm going to buy a waterproof camera and fish-tape from ebay, hook it up to the laptop and see what I can see. Also, Bradford pear trees. They are a royal PITA. We have two that provide nice shade during the summer but because of their size, they're weak and are starting to drop limbs, big ones. Plus, their leaves don't completely drop until late December, so it's snowed and snowing and these bastards are still dropping their leaves.

You guys need to start home brewing! My cost now is about $0.50 a 12oz. I just racked a coffee porter into the secondary. It'll sit there for a week and go into bottles next weekend for 3 weeks, then it's tasting time.

An Evnroll ER2...just have to convince the wifeit's a good idea, or hide it from her when I get it. I will be buying a Caddy Daddy Constrictor travel bag and stiff arm before long, for the trip in February.

When did they start calling canned water beer?

Viagra my friend, Viagra.

That's why the legend says the Villages has the highest rate of STD's in the US.

I'm just happy with my life right now. We're in a good place as a family and are just enjoying ourselves.

Yes sir! You can tell by the design, right? 02 LTZ Trailblazer (lifted 2")

My arse is still busted... I'll spare you all photo's.