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Warrior was and or is scam, can't return and get money back, many have stated that. Sounds to good to be true, it usually is.
- CudaKota66, MGoBlue100, tdroma98 and 2 others
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Actually even potentially better i.e. could have won $10,000 but not as close in 2019 at the Carman $10,000 a hole par 3, 18 hole tournament (could win $180,000 if all aces).
On the first hole 165 yards out I borrowed a playing partners PING G400 5 iron (that is 15 yards longer than my TNT SilverEagle 5 iron which is a PING Eye2 knockoff from 1985), and hit a fantastic shot that rolled over the left side of the cup and stopped 18" past it, if it would have rolled a little slower it would have gone in and I would have won $10,000. I was the closest to any hole that day (had spotters on every hole of course to make it legit) and won a nice golf shirt instead. It was fun. Last year never got as close to any hole as I did in 2019 when the tournament started. Best thing is the entry fee that year was $10 and $10 for a power cart. Could have turned a $20 investment into a $10,000 gain and my first hole in one in 50 years of playing golf.
Had a few within a foot or so on a few other courses and a 150 yard approach shot once, farthest approach hole out was a few years ago 110 yards with my 9 iron.
- Nassau and fixyurdivot
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Almost a hole in one, all it needed was one more roll, inch or so from the cup, 2019 or 2018 at Quarry Oaks #6 167 yards over water. Two guys I teed off with were really happy on the tee box, I could not see it until I was on the green and was very happy of course.
- fixyurdivot, MattF and Nassau
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On 2/14/2021 at 9:14 AM, Headhammer said:
Looks delicious, bet it tastes much better.
A proper keto meal last night. 14oz beef tenderloin wrapped with bacon & stuffed with blue cheese and Brussels sprouts with bacon, avocado & toasted pecans in a champagne vinaigrette. Okay, so maybe there were a few hidden carbs in there.
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Have fun big dog.
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The Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren’t
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Nuts…my shaft is bent
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
7. Look at the size of his putter
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it
3. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired
And the number one thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn’t:
1. Hold up…I need to wash my balls first
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Nuts…my shaft is bent
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So there’s this guy who golfs with his buddies every weekend, and his wife keeps bugging him to take her along and teach her to play. He finally relents, and the following Sunday finds them on the first tee.
She’s never played, so he tells her to go down to the ladies tees, watch him drive, and then try to do like he did. She goes down to the reds, the guy hooks his drive, and the ball hits his wife, killing her.The police come to investigate, and the coroner says, “It’s the damnedest thing I ever saw. There’s an imprint on her temple, and you can read “Titlist 1.”
“That was my ball,” the guy said.
“What I don’t understand,” the coroner continued, “is the one on her hip that says “Titleist 3.”
“Oh,” the guy replied, “that was my mulligan.”
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When asked about his golf game a man replied, “It’s a lot like masturbation. I derive a great deal of pleasure from it, but it’s disgusting to watch.”
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What is the similarity between four-putting and masturbatio
You are slightly ashamed of what you have done and worst of all you know it will happen again!
A man was playing 18 holes by himself. On the 15th tee he hooked his ball into some buttercups along the left of the fairway. Being an honorable man, he penalized himself one stroke and moved his ball out of the pretty flowers.
Then a fairy appeared. She said “Thank you for moving your ball out of the earth’s beautiful buttercups, you will now be blessed with an unlimited supply of butter for the rest of your life!”
“Well, thanks,” the man replied, “but where were you yesterday when I hit my ball into the pussy willows?”
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There was a threesome of men warming up on the first tee at Pebble Beach, when a very pretty young woman came up and asked if she could join them in their round. They asked what her handicap was and she told them it was a 4. They said they’d be happy to have her join the group and she told them how she had always wanted to play Pebble Beach and what a very special day this was for her.
When the round began it quickly became clear that she was quite a good golfer. She hit the ball beautifully and she showed exceptional skill in all aspects of the game. Throughout the round she told the other members of the group that it had been her life-long dream to play Pebble Beach and to have a great round. She certainly was doing that, as after 17 holes she was at even par for the day.
She teed off and hit a terrific drive right down the middle of the fairway. Her second shot landed on the green about four and a half feet from the pin — but it was a very difficult, side-hill lie. She studied her putt for a few moments, then she walked over to where the men were observing. “You know,” she said, “this is a very special day for me. I’ve always wanted to have a great round at Pebble Beach and now I have the chance to birdie the course. This really means a lot to me, and if any of you can tell me the best way to sink this putt, there’s thirty minutes of the best sex you’ve ever had in your life in it for you!”
Well, the first man ran over and said, “You know, I had this exact putt about two weeks ago and I can tell you that the best way to putt it is to hit it hard about 5-inches above the cup.”
The second man pushed him out of the way and said, “No way! I’ve had this putt many times and I know that the best thing to do is to hit it soft about 10-inches high of the cup.”
The third man walked up and said, “Don’t listen to either of them.” He then picked up her ball and handed it to her and said, “That’s a gimme!”
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I hope this club returns to the Callaway and others line up, especially now with the golf resurgence.