tony@CIC Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 So we have a rant thread and a pet peeve thread how about a joke thread - doesn't have to be golf related. Sent from my iPad using MyGolfSpy Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgDaddy Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 https://forum.mygolfspy.com/topic/14832-whats-your-best-joke/?hl=joke Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfspy_CG2 Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 I'm warning you all now. Get ready for Wahoo's post count to jump exponentially!! G430 Max 10K TSiR1 15.0 Aldlia Ascent 60g TSR2 18.0 PX Aldila Ascent 6og TSi1 20 Aldila Ascent Shafts R T350 5-GW SteelFiber I80 SM10 48F/54M and58K S159 48S/52S/56W/60B Select 5.5 Flowback 35" ProV1 Play number 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfspy_CG2 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 I have to admit, this one was great...It sounds like one TheWahoo would have told, but I give him permission to add it to his libary!! My last golf outing....ever.... While golfing, I took a quick turn to avoid hitting a chuck hole, and accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very beautiful and attractive golfer, who lived right there on the edge of the golf course, heard the noise, came running out of her villa and shouted, "Are you okay?" As I looked up I noticed she was wearing only a silky see through bath robe which was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a VERY nice figure "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself out from under the twisted cart. She said, " Please follow me to my villa so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head, then you can rest a while, and I'll help you upright the cart later." "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that! "Oh, come on now," she insisted. " We need to see if you have any more scrapes and treat them if so". Well, after all, she was really pretty, and very, very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I finally agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We walked to her place just a 100 yards away, and after a couple of Scotch and waters and the bandaging, I thanked her and said,"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall even more open. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything, and by the way, where is she?" I replied, "Still under the cart, I guess. G430 Max 10K TSiR1 15.0 Aldlia Ascent 60g TSR2 18.0 PX Aldila Ascent 6og TSi1 20 Aldila Ascent Shafts R T350 5-GW SteelFiber I80 SM10 48F/54M and58K S159 48S/52S/56W/60B Select 5.5 Flowback 35" ProV1 Play number 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWahoo Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Carolina: Thanks, I will surely be repeating that one! There's a knock on his door and a guy answers it only to see the local sheriff. The sheriff asks do happen to have a picture of your wife. While the guy does not know why, he never the less finds a picture and gives it to the sheriff. Looking at the picture, the sheriff says: I'm sorry sir, but it appears that your wife was hit by a truck. To which the guy replies; yes, but she sure can cook. A guy is playing golf with his wife and didn't see her on the ladies tee, so he hits his tee shot. Unfortunately, the ball hits her on the temple and she dies. The next day the coroner calls to say that there was a problem verifying the cause of her death. The guy says, I thought you were calling it blunt force trauma. Yes, but then we found a Titleist up her butt. The guy explained--that must have been my mulligan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfspy_CG2 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Carolina: Thanks, I will surely be repeating that one! There's a knock on his door and a guy answers it only to see the local sheriff. The sheriff asks do happen to have a picture of your wife. While the guy does not know why, he never the less finds a picture and gives it to the sheriff. Looking at the picture, the sheriff says: I'm sorry sir, but it appears that your wife was hit by a truck. To which the guy replies; yes, but she sure can cook. LMAO!! G430 Max 10K TSiR1 15.0 Aldlia Ascent 60g TSR2 18.0 PX Aldila Ascent 6og TSi1 20 Aldila Ascent Shafts R T350 5-GW SteelFiber I80 SM10 48F/54M and58K S159 48S/52S/56W/60B Select 5.5 Flowback 35" ProV1 Play number 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ole gray Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Ping G430 Max Driver 10.5 Degree Titleist TSR1 4, 5, & 6 Hybrids Titleist T350 Irons 7 - W48 Cleveland CBX ZipCore 52 56 & 60 Degree Wedges LAB Mezz Max Broomstick Putter / TPT Shaft (Platinum @ 45/78) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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