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I've done it many times, our course is real short and on good days I can still get to the high 60s. I'm 76 so anytime I'm 4 over or less it counts, did it first when I was 70. Ole Gray will vouch for me on this as he's played this course hundreds maybe thousands of times. He almost shot his age on this course back when he was 64 or 65 in a tournament. Had he stayed here he would have done it a while back. Congrats again Bill, it is quite an accomplishment to have done it on your home course now. Very impressive.
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A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!" Being a kind-hearted Scotsman, he thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her!" So, they walked past it again.
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Had not heard this particular performance but I'm enjoying it a lot.
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Thank you KB, as a now 76 year old retiree with a bad back, I only play on Mon, Wed & Fri so today I am resting up from a solid day in 20 mph winds on a wet course (1.5 inches of rain on Sun) Happy birthday to my fellow spys listed above!
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Ted had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Ted must have experienced. "Ted was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Ted's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Ted. "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "Thank the Lord, Ted is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Ted Smith." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
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Thanks for sharing, I'll be trying this next time out.
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A couple’s young daughter went to college. After 6 months she happily let them know she was engaged to a student who is studying to be a pastor, and is bringing him home for the holidays. And after the introductions the father and the boy sat and the father asked: ” How old are you?” Fiance:”19″ Father: “And where are you going to live?” Fiance: “God will provide.” Father: “And where are you going to get money?” Fiance: “God will provide.” Later that night the mother asked the father: “What do you think of him?” Said the father: “He seems to be a nice guy, he thinks I am God.”
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This one just needs listening to occasionally to remember how great AG actually was.
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A whole lot of truth in this one.
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There were two brothers who lived in the country. One day they decided they wanted to move to the big city and get jobs there. When they got there they went to the employment office to ask for jobs. The first brother went in for an interview and less than 10 minutes later he comes out of the office jumping for joy yelling “whoo wee! I got a job!” The second brother was so happy and excited for what he would get. He enters the office and the interviewer asks him what his skills are. “Well” he says, “I can cut and split wood like crazy” The interviewer looks at him and says “Hmm, well it’s going to be hard to find a job in this city with those skills. Everything in the city is steel and concrete, we don’t have much use for a wood cutter” Disheartened, the second brother says “but my brother was just in here and he got a job” The interviewer says, “yes but he says he can pilot, and that’s a valuable skill” The brother sits up in his chair and says, “that may be so, but he can’t pile it ’till I cut it”
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A 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her some warm milk to drink but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen and remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas… She opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior’s bed, the nun held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little…. Then a little more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. “Mother,” the nuns asked with earnest, “please give us some wisdom before you die.” She raised herself up in bed and whispered, “Don’t sell that cow!”
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Great band, anyone who covers Otis this well gets my vote.
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A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. So the couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers are satisfied by this but then raise concerns about the kind of education a child would receive while in the couple’s care. The husband puts their mind at ease, saying, “We’ve arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills.” Next though, the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment. This time the wife explains, “Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet.” The social workers are finally satisfied and ask the couple, “What age child are you hoping to adopt?” The husband says, “It doesn’t really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon.”