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The usual forum fodder is "Your Dream Four-some," and then people place themselves in a group of 5. Can we not count? Anyways, it's cold, I wish I was playing golf and I started thinking who would be in my dream five-some. Here goes today's dream five-some (I change my mind sometimes and also fill in the squares):

 

#1. In a cart with an interpreter is Kim Jong-un. Tyrant or the West's new propaganda target? The guy seems like the ultimate man-child. Take him out of his kingdom and comfort zone and awkward hilarity will ensue. 

 

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#2. Michael Jordan. The guy is the ultimate athlete and gambler. I want to learn how to compete like this guy.

 

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#3. Playing with Jordan, Dwight Eisenhower. President, General, Golfer. Does it get any cooler than this?

 

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#4 Agent Carter and Captain America star, Hayley Atwell. Reasons are obvious.

 

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#5. Riding shotgun with Miss Atwell, making jokes about Kim Jong-un and taking Jordan's money...

 

Me! :lol:

 

#'s 1-3 are subject to change. 

 

What's your dream five-some?

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I would probably go with the last 4 Presidents.

 

1. How cool would it be to have a whole course just for you. Security reasons you know.

2. Think of the jibbing going on between all of them. People who have and do lead the free world reduced to name calling and punches under the belt.

3. You know all the trouble the secret service has been in lately? You know the cart girls will be worth the price of admission.

4. I know I could get one of them to drink too much and spill some answers to questions we all want to know!

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I would probably go with the last 4 Presidents.

 

1. How cool would it be to have a whole course just for you. Security reasons you know.

2. Think of the jibbing going on between all of them. People who have and do lead the free world reduced to name calling and punches under the belt.

3. You know all the trouble the secret service has been in lately? You know the cart girls will be worth the price of admission.

4. I know I could get one of them to drink too much and spill some answers to questions we all want to know!

 

Very nice!

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1. Produce manager at my local grocery store. You can tell he does well with the single moms and I bet he'd have great stories to tell if you know what I mean ;)

 

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2. Larry David - this will make for surely some awkward and uncomfortable situations. Hilarity WILL ensue.

 

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3. The Ancient Aliens guy - Nothing like a conspiracy theorist to question everyone's games. Besides, I believe.

 

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4. Veronica Felibert - Gotta have a pro in the group

 

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5. Me of course
 

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1. Produce manager at my local grocery store. You can tell he does well with the single moms and I bet he'd have great stories to tell if you know what I mean ;)

 

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2. Larry David - this will make for surely some awkward and uncomfortable situations. Hilarity WILL ensue.

 

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3. The Ancient Aliens guy - Nothing like a conspiracy theorist to question everyone's games. Besides, I believe.

 

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4. Veronica Filebert - Gotta have a pro in the group

 

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5. Me of course

 

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That is perfect. Note to self: befriend local grocery manager!

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1. Produce manager at my local grocery store. You can tell he does well with the single moms and I bet he'd have great stories to tell if you know what I mean ;)

 

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He's literally killing it in that pic. That is an illustration of a master deep in his craft. 

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1. Produce manager at my local grocery store. You can tell he does well with the single moms and I bet he'd have great stories to tell if you know what I mean ;)

 

attachicon.gifiStock19162513-xSmall-grocery-store.jpg

 

2. Larry David - this will make for surely some awkward and uncomfortable situations. Hilarity WILL ensue.

 

attachicon.giflarrydavid.jpg

 

3. The Ancient Aliens guy - Nothing like a conspiracy theorist to question everyone's games. Besides, I believe.

 

attachicon.gifancient_aliens_guy_hd_meme_by_pstrooper-d7p5dz1.png.jpg

 

4. Veronica Felibert - Gotta have a pro in the group

 

attachicon.gifmost-beautiful-women-in-golf-2015-Veronica-Felibert-1.jpg

 

5. Me of course

 

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I have always wondered.... WTF is with that dudes  (alien guy) hair!?

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The template for a perfect 5some using my post.

1. Awkward guy - Kim

2. Super athletic guy - MJ

3. Statesman - Ike

4. Hottie - Hayley

5. Lovable rogue - Zeasy.

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The template for a perfect 5some using my post.

1. Awkward guy - Kim

2. Super athletic guy - MJ

3. Statesman - Ike

4. Hottie - Hayley

5. Lovable rogue - Zeasy.

 

I just didn't have em in that order sorry... Here I adjusted

 

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Produce Manager

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Produce manager is now my hero.

 

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How can this conversation even be going on without Charles Barkley?

 

My dream five some would be with every version of Charles Barkley.

 

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Ok template:

Bartender in a college town

Sergio Garcia

George W

Hiliary Duff

Me, myself I

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I love Hayley Atwell too, but don't they actually have to play golf to merit inclusion?   Don't tell me she plays!   If so, how does she swing around those things?

 

Ancient Aliens guy gets an exception.   If he doesn't actually play, I'm sure he believes he does.

 

For my fivesome, I'll take:

 

Robert Todd Lincoln -  He loved to play, was a witness to three presidential assassinations, and I'd just like to hear stories of his father.

Mark Twain -  Yes, he too actually played.   He loved to smoke and drink and tell jokes too.

Harpo Marx -  Also a golf fanatic, but stunk at the game.

Ava Gardner -   Hayley may not play, but Ava did and she trumps Hayley for va-va-va-voom.   Plus she was notoriously loose moraled, meaning I got a shot.

 

Most importantly, all four of the above were crappy golfers who liked to gamble, meaning  I might be able to walk away with some cash.

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I love Hayley Atwell too, but don't they actually have to play golf to merit inclusion? Don't tell me she plays! If so, how does she swing around those things?

 

Ancient Aliens guy gets an exception. If he doesn't actually play, I'm sure he believes he does.

 

For my fivesome, I'll take:

 

Robert Todd Lincoln - Loved to play, witness to three presidential assassinations, just like to hear stories of his father.

Mark Twain - Yes, he too actually played. Loved to smoke and drink and tell jokes too.

Harpo Marx - Also a golf fanatic, but stunk.

Ava Gardner - Hayley may not play, but Ava did and she trumps Hayley for va-va-va-voom. Plus notoriously loose moraled, meaning I got a shot.

 

Most importantly, all four of the above were crappy golfers who liked to gamble. I might be able to walk away with some cash.

If she plays, or not, I don't mind. She can duff 30 in a row for all I care!

 

Love your group. Mark Twain and Harpo Marx in the same cart has potential for comedic gold.

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My dream 5-some would be

 

1.Sergio

2.Minka Kelly

3.Anna Rawson

4.Mark Wahlberg

5.Me!

**May the fade be with you**

 

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Here's my Fivesome:

 

1. Tom Timmons Moss (my Grandfather)

2. James Samuel Atteberry (my Father)

3. Henry Clay Gardenhire (my cousin) formerly PGA member

4. Jimmy Landen Upchurch (my cousin)

5. Me, James Foster Timmons Atteberry

 

1. My Grandfather taught me the game, he passed away in 1973

2. My Father only played golf in the late 1940's early 1950's

3. My Cousin had his PGA card in the late 1950's

4. My Cousin & I played often in the late 60's and 70's

 

This would be my Treasured fivesome.

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Ok so this one was tough but I'm going to go with:

 

Kate Upton http://swimsuit.si.com/swimsuit/assets/media/gallery/cook-islands/kate-upton/op44-193996-raw1200.jpg

Kate Beckinsale http://imageserver.moviepilot.com/avengers-age-of-ultron-ms-marvel-updated-kate-beckinsale.jpeg?width=1332&height=1650

Elisha Cuthbert

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Scarlett Johansson http://www.wallpapersfolder.com/user-content/uploads/wall/o/2013/09/scarlett-johansson-in-avengers-movie.jpg

 

What can I say, I don't exactly have a ty.... Oh y'all meant golf fivesome...

Um, well this is awkward..

 

You know what, same fivesome but my cart is rolling 3 deep with Upton and Beckinsale. Still wouldn't get much golf related things accomplished.

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          Mizuno MP69 7i-PW w/ PX 6.5

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My dream five some would be...

 

1.  Arnie - just to say I played a round with the King

2.  Bill Clinton - why not, hate his politics but must have some killer stories

3.  Tiger - imagine him and Bill sharing stories of the tail they have chased...

4.  David Feherty - every foursome needs a village idiot

5.  My Dad - since he has passed nothing would be better than five hours on the course drinking beer and shooting the sh!t

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Fairway:  :taylormade-small: Sim 19* RDX Smoke Red 75 TX

Hybrid:  :taylormade-small: Sim2 Rescue 22* Matrix Black Tie 85x

Irons:  :callaway-small: X Forged CB 5 - PW MMT 105 TX 

Wedges:  :callaway-small: Jaws Raw 50*, 54* & 58* TTDG "OG" Spinner

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On a more serious post. I would love to play in a fivesome with

Tiger in his prime

Jack nicklaus in his prime

My dad in his prime(I havent gotten to play a round with him in years)

Lastly either David feherty or Bill Murray. Actually I would prolly prefer to have both and I just sit in the cart and watch.

Either way it would be a blast.

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Fairway Metal- Taylormade SLDR Mini Driver 12* w/ Fujikura Rombax TP95-X"

Utility- Mizuno MPH5 1 iron w/ Aldila RIP 85X (depending on course/ conditions)

Irons- Mizuno MP- FLI HI 2i w/ Aldila Proto ByYou 100X
          Mizuno MP59 4i-6I w/ PX 6.5

          Mizuno MP69 7i-PW w/ PX 6.5

Wedges- Scratch 8620 Driver/Slider set.  50*, 54* bent to 55* and 60*

Putter- Taylormade Spider Tour w/ flow neck
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4.  David Feherty - every foursome needs a village idiot

5.  My Dad - since he has passed nothing would be better than five hours on the course drinking beer and shooting the sh!t

 

Feherty is one of my most favorite people in golf. He's a one of kind!

 

My dad..... I miss him every day. I feel ya on that!

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Feherty is one of my most favorite people in golf. He's a one of kind!

 

My dad..... I miss him every day. I feel ya on that!

Agreed. I think his brand of humor allows the average duffer to understand those guys are just that good. When even he is saying stuff like there's no way he'll put this close and the guys does, that means a lot.

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I love Hayley Atwell too, but don't they actually have to play golf to merit inclusion?   Don't tell me she plays!   If so, how does she swing around those things?

 

 

 

I'm sure she get them around just fine.... Meghan Hardin does and is deadly accurate! look it up

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Hybrids - :callaway-small:  Big Bertha Diablo 21deg
Irons - :titelist-small:  710 AP2 4-PW Standard Lie/Flex
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So.......

1 & 2 are no brainers for me: Jack and Arnie. No explanation needed.

3. Christina Hendricks. Don't know if she plays or not. Don't really care. Just want her there.but can you imagine if she does play? Watching her swing around her........Assets ( safest word I could think of) would worth price of admission.

4.my Command Sergeant Major from Afghanistan, he was just an old no-BS soldier that told it like it was. I think he would get along great with Jack and Arnie.

5. Little ole me.....the consummate slicer.

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