Big moose

Good morning everyone, gloomy rainy morning here. No golf this weekend as usual, next weekend play is July 9th league field day. My last 3 rounds were a 42, 43,43, with 2 7s each round. I just can't seem to play a round without 2 bad holes. Play well everyone and have fun. 

So, a blonde mistakenly sits in first class, the attendant tells her she needs to sit in coach, where her assigned seat is. 
she exclaims, “ I’m blonde, beautiful and I’m going to Paris!”
back and forth they go arguing, and after a few minutes another passenger flags the attendant down.
” If you’d like some help here sir, I think I can assist you.”
” How can you help”, the attendant is curious.
” My sisters blonde, I speak their language,” he replies.
“I'm not having any luck, give it a try”
The man walks over and sits next to her.  Greets her, then leans over and speaks softly in her ear.
not a moment later she jumps up and graciously thanks the man and she returns to coach.
The attendant is so surprised he asked the man “ what on earth did you tell her?”
”Oh, I just explained that First Class wasn’t going to Paris,….only coach!!”

Good morning Spies on a bright and sunny Michigan morning. A vast improvement over the dreary, rainy Friday that just passed.
For me it is SWMBO birthday, and more than likely will be knocking things of the "Honey Do" list today.  
I did get a round in yesterday afternoon, in the rain, and have another round scheduled for tomorrow afternoon. She will go along tomorrow.
Hope your Saturday is the best it possibly can be, no matter what you may have planned.

Good morning all from a cool 60° Wisconsin morning. Going to warm up rapidly and be extremely hot again for our neck of the woods this time of year, but we are supposed to hopefully finally get some rain and temps are supposed to drop tomorrow. Taking down some trees at 8am this morning then nothing else planned for the day. Probably spray some weeds and do some other lawn work, or find something indoors to do. We have an air quality alert again today until 11pm with ratings already in the 100s as I type this. Hope everyone has a great weekend!

Good morning everyone, gloomy rainy morning here. No golf this weekend as usual, next weekend play is July 9th league field day. My last 3 rounds were a 42, 43,43, with 2 7s each round. I just can't seem to play a round without 2 bad holes. Play well everyone and have fun. 

Good morning everyone, gloomy rainy morning here. No golf this weekend as usual, next weekend play is July 9th league field day. My last 3 rounds were a 42, 43,43, with 2 7s each round. I just can't seem to play a round without 2 bad holes. Play well everyone and have fun. 

Good morning everyone, gloomy rainy morning here. No golf this weekend as usual, next weekend play is July 9th league field day. My last 3 rounds were a 42, 43,43, with 2 7s each round. I just can't seem to play a round without 2 bad holes. Play well everyone and have fun. 

These two cannibals find this dead guy in the woods, so the one says great it's lunch time. He says I will start at the head and you start at the feet and we'll meet in the middle. After a while the one who started at the head asked his friend how is it going down there? His friend says I'm having a ball. The other cannibal says well slow down your eating too fast.

A young boy went to his father, and asked him, "Dad, what's the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from all that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house, and send you kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister, and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother, and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course!" the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered these answers for a few days, and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied, "Yes! 'Potentially' you and I are sitting on three million bucks, but 'realistically' we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational.

On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”.
‘About 32,’ is the reply.’
‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, ‘I’d guess about 29.’ The woman replies with a big smile, ‘Nope, I’m 50.’

Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops at a candy shop on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.
The clerk responds, ‘Oh, I’d say 30.’ Again she proudly responds, ‘I’m 50, but thank you!’

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, ‘Lady, I’m 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.’
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, ‘What the hell, go ahead.’
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, ‘Okay, okay.....How old am I?’
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, ‘Madam, you are 50.’
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, ‘That was incredible, how could you tell?’
 

‘I was behind you at McDonalds’.

These two cannibals find this dead guy in the woods, so the one says great it's lunch time. He says I will start at the head and you start at the feet and we'll meet in the middle. After a while the one who started at the head asked his friend how is it going down there? His friend says I'm having a ball. The other cannibal says well slow down your eating too fast.

These two cannibals find this dead guy in the woods, so the one says great it's lunch time. He says I will start at the head and you start at the feet and we'll meet in the middle. After a while the one who started at the head asked his friend how is it going down there? His friend says I'm having a ball. The other cannibal says well slow down your eating too fast.

My head covers finally came. They are different than everyone else's, there is no velcro they just slip on. Mine don't have the craftsman name on them. I thought they were not going to fit my irons because the opening looks small but they fit just fine. Everything else looks good, no problems with stitching or number. Here are some pictures. 

These are the headcovers I have now, there ok but pretty flimsy and the stitching is coming apart on some of them. The other one is my moose driver head cover of course. I haven't got any more information on when the craftsman head covers will arrive. As soon as I get them I will post pics of them. Have a wonderful day everyone. 

My head covers finally came. They are different than everyone else's, there is no velcro they just slip on. Mine don't have the craftsman name on them. I thought they were not going to fit my irons because the opening looks small but they fit just fine. Everything else looks good, no problems with stitching or number. Here are some pictures. 

Good morning everyone, nice sunny morning here. Played 18 yesterday. It's hard to get excited about your round when you start with an 8 on the first hole but I played better after that, 47 on the front, 42 on the back. Golf this morning at 8:30,our usual 9 holes. Finishing up my cup of joe and getting ready to leave for the course. Have a wonderful day everyone. 

Good morning everyone, nice sunny morning here. Played 18 yesterday. It's hard to get excited about your round when you start with an 8 on the first hole but I played better after that, 47 on the front, 42 on the back. Golf this morning at 8:30,our usual 9 holes. Finishing up my cup of joe and getting ready to leave for the course. Have a wonderful day everyone. 

Good morning everyone, nice sunny morning here. Played 18 yesterday. It's hard to get excited about your round when you start with an 8 on the first hole but I played better after that, 47 on the front, 42 on the back. Golf this morning at 8:30,our usual 9 holes. Finishing up my cup of joe and getting ready to leave for the course. Have a wonderful day everyone. 

Good morning everyone, nice sunny morning here. Played 18 yesterday. It's hard to get excited about your round when you start with an 8 on the first hole but I played better after that, 47 on the front, 42 on the back. Golf this morning at 8:30,our usual 9 holes. Finishing up my cup of joe and getting ready to leave for the course. Have a wonderful day everyone. 

Good morning everyone, nice sunny morning here. Played 18 yesterday. It's hard to get excited about your round when you start with an 8 on the first hole but I played better after that, 47 on the front, 42 on the back. Golf this morning at 8:30,our usual 9 holes. Finishing up my cup of joe and getting ready to leave for the course. Have a wonderful day everyone. 

Good morning everyone, nice sunny morning here. Played 18 yesterday. It's hard to get excited about your round when you start with an 8 on the first hole but I played better after that, 47 on the front, 42 on the back. Golf this morning at 8:30,our usual 9 holes. Finishing up my cup of joe and getting ready to leave for the course. Have a wonderful day everyone. 

Good morning everyone, nice sunny morning here. Played 18 yesterday. It's hard to get excited about your round when you start with an 8 on the first hole but I played better after that, 47 on the front, 42 on the back. Golf this morning at 8:30,our usual 9 holes. Finishing up my cup of joe and getting ready to leave for the course. Have a wonderful day everyone. 

Good morning everyone, nice sunny morning here. Played 18 yesterday. It's hard to get excited about your round when you start with an 8 on the first hole but I played better after that, 47 on the front, 42 on the back. Golf this morning at 8:30,our usual 9 holes. Finishing up my cup of joe and getting ready to leave for the course. Have a wonderful day everyone. 

Good morning everyone, nice sunny morning here. Played 18 yesterday. It's hard to get excited about your round when you start with an 8 on the first hole but I played better after that, 47 on the front, 42 on the back. Golf this morning at 8:30,our usual 9 holes. Finishing up my cup of joe and getting ready to leave for the course. Have a wonderful day everyone. 

Good morning everyone, nice sunny morning here. Played 18 yesterday. It's hard to get excited about your round when you start with an 8 on the first hole but I played better after that, 47 on the front, 42 on the back. Golf this morning at 8:30,our usual 9 holes. Finishing up my cup of joe and getting ready to leave for the course. Have a wonderful day everyone.