Dgolfer
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Dgolfer got a reaction from cksurfdude in Whats your best joke?
" its either the golf course or intercourse"
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Dgolfer reacted to DawgDaddy in Whats your best joke?
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his ill father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "But in just a few months my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
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Dgolfer reacted to DawgDaddy in Whats your best joke?
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.
Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.
One day, while the boy was away to school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects.
A bible
A silver dollar
A bottle of whisky
And a playboy magazine.
I'll just hide behind the door", the old preacher said to himself.
"When he comes home from school this afternoon, "I'll see which object he picks up.
If it's the bible, he's going to be a preacher like me and what a blessing that would be!
If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too.
But if he picks up the bottle. he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and Lord, what a shame that would be.
And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing bum.
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.
The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table.
With curiosity in his eyes, he walked over to inspect them.
Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm.
He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket.
He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this months centerfold.
"Lord have mercy." the old preacher disgustedly whispered. "He's gonna run for Congress."
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Dgolfer got a reaction from Shankster in Got Problems?
I enjoy over practicing. Just nothing like being on the practice range. I do mix it up a lot and that really helps.
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Dgolfer got a reaction from Rickp in How'd you play?
Can we say sandbagger:)
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Dgolfer reacted to Rickp in Pics from the course
Havana GC 9th hole, Par 3 played at 145 yards today with a 15 mph wind in your face. Love this hole!
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Dgolfer got a reaction from Canucklehead in Got Problems?
+1 no phone for me everyone who knows me knows my phone is turned off. My message use to say . Please dial 911 im busy golfing ! I received some funny reply's......
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Dgolfer got a reaction from cksurfdude in Pics from the course
Oak Quarry southern California
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Dgolfer got a reaction from GolfSpy_APH in Got Problems?
+1 no phone for me everyone who knows me knows my phone is turned off. My message use to say . Please dial 911 im busy golfing ! I received some funny reply's......
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Dgolfer got a reaction from ole gray in Got Problems?
That is no solution. Get back out there right now..
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Dgolfer got a reaction from PMookie in Got Problems?
That is no solution. Get back out there right now..
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Dgolfer got a reaction from MDGolfHacker in How'd you play?
That's funny!! Love it. Trust me we all have those days....
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Dgolfer got a reaction from Jiro in What/How Did You Practice Today?
My grandpa taught me to go to the range and play the range according to a course that your going to be playing at. Think about what shots you will need and play that hole accordingly. I use this technique along with many other strategies during my usual practice formats.
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Dgolfer got a reaction from Big money in Pics from the course
Oak Quarry southern California
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Dgolfer got a reaction from dang3rtown in What ya drinking tonight?
Still drinking perrier;)
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Dgolfer got a reaction from 808nation in Hardest Course You've Ever Played (in the U.S.)
Yes but you played a very nice course. Sounds like it's time for you to go back and kick it's a$$
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Dgolfer got a reaction from Shankster in Got Problems?
Let's hope so;) I'm pulling for you!!
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Dgolfer reacted to RookieBlue7 in What Have You Bought Lately? (CHA - Club Ho's Anonymous)
I bought a Nike 006 prototype today... got a good deal on it
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Dgolfer got a reaction from wbealsd in Got Problems?
+1
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Dgolfer got a reaction from cksurfdude in What/How Did You Practice Today?
My grandpa taught me to go to the range and play the range according to a course that your going to be playing at. Think about what shots you will need and play that hole accordingly. I use this technique along with many other strategies during my usual practice formats.
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Dgolfer got a reaction from cksurfdude in How'd you play?
That's funny!! Love it. Trust me we all have those days....
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Dgolfer got a reaction from Kenny B in What/How Did You Practice Today?
My grandpa taught me to go to the range and play the range according to a course that your going to be playing at. Think about what shots you will need and play that hole accordingly. I use this technique along with many other strategies during my usual practice formats.
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