Tiger asked Elin to take him back (for what it's worth)

[Moecat]

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/elin_nordegren_tiger_woods_begs_forgiveness_mocked/celebrity/69486

 

"You're DELUSIONALl! You're out of your mind!" A furious ELIN NORDEGREN blasted serial cheatin' ex-hubby TIGER WOODS after the lonely, depressed golfer begged her to take him back.

 

Only a week after finalizing his $100 million divorce settlement, the disgraced athlete began pleading with the mother of his two children for reconciliation - but she told him to go stick his head in a sand trap!

 

"Tiger was returning the kids from a visitation and they were talking in Elin's driveway," a source close to Woods told The ENQUIRER.

 

"Out of the blue, he said, 'You know, we wouldn't have to go through all this if we'd never broken up. We should give things another try.'"

 

Tiger's ex-wife, who had been humiliated by his rampant cheating, exploded in a rage.

 

"Elin was stunned! She couldn't believe what she was hearing," revealed the close source.

 

"She grabbed the kids, went into the house and slammed the door!"

[cheymike]

Now THERE is a reliable news source.

[Moecat]

Good for a TGIF laugh at least

[TheTrueReview]

Maybe Tiger missed the Nordegren family reunions. I wonder why?

 

[Justin66]

They weren't too far off with the Rachel Whatsername deal... just saying. Besides, doesn't everyone who breaks up with someone go through this at least once in their life? I'd consider it normal, Tiger asking Elin to take him back. I'd also consider it normal for her to slam the door in his face after what he did.

 

Oh, well. I'm sure he'll learn to move on, we won't hear anyting about it for a while, then they'll both meet someone new... then it'll be rehashed all over again. Can't wait.