Tiger Mistresses Contest! (Howard Stern)

[GolfSpy_X]

For you all that did not get to hear or see the contest today on the Howard Stern Show for the Tiger's Mistresses Contest here ya go

 

The Mistresses:

 

Jamie Jungers

Loredana Jolie

Jamiee Grubbs

 

THE WINNER!

Jamie Jungers (The Blonde in red bra)

[JohnBarry]

I think it's a 3 way tie, the other not pictured were just terrible..

[Moecat]

Text transcript available at http://marksfriggin.com/news.htm

[Pert1862]

Dosent look like a loser in the bunch to me!

[GolfSpy Dave]

Not too bad there.

This may actually help the Tiger PR machine. Skanks would not have helped.

Good content for Howard too. Almost makes me miss my Sirius.

[Addicted2Golf]

None of those girls can hold a candle to Elin. Why would you dump this for them?

 

[Jack aMMo]

I would have chosen her as well. How I wish I was there.

[Moecat]

None of those girls can hold a candle to Elin. Why would you dump this for them?

 

 

How does that saying go? "Sometimes you get tired of eating steak all of the time and just want a burger." Or, in Tiger's case, LOTS of burgers

[Addicted2Golf]

How does that saying go? "Sometimes you get tired of eating steak all of the time and just want a burger." Or, in Tiger's case, LOTS of burgers

 

Yeah, but this is like Filet Mignon. Does anybody get sick of that?

 

[Moecat]

Yeah, but this is like Filet Mignon. Does anybody get sick of that?

 

 

I personally can't live without my In-N-Out

[Funkyfedora]

Those pics of Ellin were 2 kids and from years past...

[GolfSpy Dave]

Those pics of Ellin were 2 kids and from years past...

The implied thought is that she is no longer attractive?

Really not sure I can agree with you there. Kids are not fatal to beauty.

[mudfish]

He could have done better... he is Tiger Woods after all...

[JLasvegas]

good thing they didnt get the pancake house waitress on the show, she looked like hell

[Addicted2Golf]

Those pics of Ellin were 2 kids and from years past...

 

I'm assuming you're not married and therefore not in any kind of physical danger right now. Otherwise, I recommend you dial 9-1-1.

 

Dude, even recent pictures would indicate that she is a beautiful (albeit pissed off) woman.

[JLasvegas]

I'm assuming you're not married and therefore not in any kind of physical danger right now. Otherwise, I recommend you dial 9-1-1.

 

Dude, even recent pictures would indicate that she is a beautiful (albeit pissed off) woman.

dont forget handy with a short iron

[Addicted2Golf]

He could have done better... he is Tiger Woods after all...

 

He went for quantity, not quality.

[Addicted2Golf]

dont forget handy with a short iron

 

Good point Vegas. The woman has mad game. Obviously a skilled "ball striker".

[GolfSpy Dave]

Good point Vegas. The woman has mad game. Obviously a skilled "ball striker".

Came here to add "makes solid impact" to her skill set.

 

As a married guy, the before kids comment scared me, and I was still at work. Be very careful there.

[Funkyfedora]

I am single at the moment in college. So, no real danger for me.

[GolfSpy Dave]

I am single at the moment in college. So, no real danger for me.

As all smart men are in college.

[mudfish]

He went for quantity, not quality.

 

 

 

true, but he should have gone for both...

[JohnBarry]

None of those girls can hold a candle to Elin. Why would you dump this for them?

 

 

 

Not sure if you have ever been married, but when you do, people change. Maybe she is a total ****** and he's not happy. Not making an excuse, just saying we don't know, and most likely will never know the full story.

[GolfSpy Dave]

Not sure if you have ever been married, but when you do, people change. Maybe she is a total ****** and he's not happy. Not making an excuse, just saying we don't know, and most likely will never know the full story.

Could be the case. With this one though, it just seems like it hit the skids awful fast..

[JohnBarry]

He never wanted to get married, I "heard" there was a lot of pressure to become a family man, from friends and sponsors.

[putterplating]

How does that saying go? "Sometimes you get tired of eating steak all of the time and just want a burger." Or, in Tiger's case, LOTS of burgers

 

Another version--

 

“I have steak at home; why go out for hamburger?” - Paul Newman, in response to a question about his marital fidelity.

[Addicted2Golf]

Not sure if you have ever been married, but when you do, people change. Maybe she is a total ****** and he's not happy. Not making an excuse, just saying we don't know, and most likely will never know the full story.

 

Well, you're right that we don't know the dynamics between the two of them. But, it helps if you choose well. My wife and I have been together for 19 years.

[Addicted2Golf]

He never wanted to get married, I "heard" there was a lot of pressure to become a family man, from friends and sponsors.

 

Yeah, I'm not buying what you're selling on that John. Tiger wasn't some kid. He's fully responsible for the mess he now finds himself in.

[bp4455]

Dosent look like a loser in the bunch to me!

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!

They're all losers AFAIC.

[GolfSpy Dave]

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!

They're all losers AFAIC.

Past the superficial level, I think you mat have a good point/perspective here.