Popular Post DawgDaddy Posted January 25 Popular Post Share Posted January 25 A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!" Being a kind-hearted Scotsman, he thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her!" So, they walked past it again. EasyPutter, Kenny B, cksurfdude and 7 others 2 1 7 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 @chisag's joke reminded of another one... So some of the older guys on here may remember years ago inside the Post Office they actually had "Most Wanted" posters hanging on a bulletin board... Two yokels (rednecks / hillbillies / mountain men / take your pick ) walk in to the Post Office and while they're waiting on line they're surveying the Most Wanted posters ... one of them reads aloud "Wanted or Robbery" and then reads another "Wanted for Armed Robbery" ... the other yokel reads one "Wanted for Grand Theft Auto" and lets out what seems to be an impressed "huh"... The two look at each other and at the same time say out loud: "DAYYUMM WHY CAINT WE GIT OURSELVES JOBS LIKE THAT??!!" GolfSpy SAM, CudaKota66, Kenny B and 4 others 3 4 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang60 Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 On 1/26/2024 at 8:18 AM, DawgDaddy said: A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "It smells absolutely incredible!" Being a kind-hearted Scotsman, he thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her!" So, they walked past it again. That's how I spoil my wife DawgDaddy, cksurfdude, CudaKota66 and 1 other 1 2 1 Quote I’m a hacker who loves nothing more than to change how I play, be that grips shafts and heads its all fair game lol… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldog Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 A multimillionaire is riding in the back of his limo when he sees a man on his hands and knees beside the road. He orders the driver to stop and he gets out. He asks, “Did you lose something?” The man replies, “No, I’m poor and hungry. I’m eating grass.” The multimillionaire is shocked and says, “Come with me to my house and I’ll feed you.” They get in the limo. The poor man has tears in his eyes and says, “I really didn’t believe someone like you would do something like this for a poor person.” The multimillionaire says, “It’s nothing really. You’re gonna love my house. The grass is nearly a foot tall.” DawgDaddy, CudaKota66, cksurfdude and 4 others 1 6 Quote Stay on Target! 0811X Gen 4 Driver 0311XF Gen 5 Fairway 4 Wood Maltby KE4 TC HyWay Utility Wood EQ1-NX Single Length Irons (LW - 7) EQ1-NX Single Length Hybrids (4, 5, 6) MEZZ.1 Putter (2022 tester) Tour Ball X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 DawgDaddy, barney_bogey, Big moose and 4 others 1 6 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Bang60, cksurfdude, chisag and 2 others 5 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldog Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 A couple had been dating a while and were getting serious with thoughts of marriage. The girl asked the guy, "Do you think you'd like to have children one day?" He replied, "Yes, a day seems about right." barney_bogey, Kenny B and cksurfdude 1 2 Quote Stay on Target! 0811X Gen 4 Driver 0311XF Gen 5 Fairway 4 Wood Maltby KE4 TC HyWay Utility Wood EQ1-NX Single Length Irons (LW - 7) EQ1-NX Single Length Hybrids (4, 5, 6) MEZZ.1 Putter (2022 tester) Tour Ball X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 From St. Andre Golf, a talented group provided golf-related comedy, comes Golf & Dating ... https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4GUjI0uB_n/ Kenny B 1 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTH1 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 I got 2 tickets for the 2024 Masters for Christmas, both top hospitality admissions. The person that got them for me didn’t realize it was going to be on the same day as my wedding. If you are interested, I’m looking for someone to take my place… It’s at St. Michael’s Church in Orlando, at 3pm. The bride’s name is Nicole, she’s 5’4″, about 115lbs, good cook too. She’ll be the one in the white dress. Bulldog, cksurfdude, Kenny B and 3 others 2 4 Quote TSR2 driver 10 Cobra ltd fairways 3 and 7 Cobra forged tec irons 5-P Callaway wedges 54 and 58 TaylorMade del monte 7 face balanced putter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 For years the same 4 guys had always gone on a fishing trip. One year one of them said he couldn’t make it, to many items on the wifes’ list. On the appointed day the remaining 3 of them departed for the fish camp. Upon arrival they discovered the one who had bagged out was there. Sitting in his camp chair, by the campfire sipping his favorite whisky , he welcomed the group. One of the 3 asked, “thought you weren’t coming” the guy in question said, “ well there I was, watching the evening news when my wife walked buy and said follow me, so I did into the bedroom NOTE: she had just finished reading the 50 shades of grey. Arriving in the bedroom she stripped down, hopped on the bed and handed me some ties and said please tie me to the bed, so I did. She then said do whatever you want….so here I am”. cksurfdude, Kenny B, Siamese Moose and 1 other 4 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldog Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 A man is interviewing for a new job: “What is this big gap on your resume?” a recruiter asked. “I went to Yale for 4 years,” he says. The recruiter is impressed and offers him the position. The man is excited and responds: “That’s awesome, I am so happy about this because I badly needed this Yob.” Rickp, cksurfdude and Kenny B 3 Quote Stay on Target! 0811X Gen 4 Driver 0311XF Gen 5 Fairway 4 Wood Maltby KE4 TC HyWay Utility Wood EQ1-NX Single Length Irons (LW - 7) EQ1-NX Single Length Hybrids (4, 5, 6) MEZZ.1 Putter (2022 tester) Tour Ball X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldog Posted Wednesday at 07:03 PM Share Posted Wednesday at 07:03 PM I was eating at a restaurant and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except for that one guy." Rickp and cksurfdude 2 Quote Stay on Target! 0811X Gen 4 Driver 0311XF Gen 5 Fairway 4 Wood Maltby KE4 TC HyWay Utility Wood EQ1-NX Single Length Irons (LW - 7) EQ1-NX Single Length Hybrids (4, 5, 6) MEZZ.1 Putter (2022 tester) Tour Ball X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago Rickp and cksurfdude 1 1 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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