Idea for a new commercial

[BenderGloves]

We are brainstorming ideas for a new commercial.  We want it to start off serious, but then lead to something funny.  We are trying to come up with different funny "unwritten" rules of golf...much like the one about if a guy doesn't hit it past the womens tee he has to hit his next shot with his pants down.

 

What other funny little rules like this are there in golf?

[Mfrye]

I'd be willing to help in the production of the commercial, here is a music video I produced a few years ago.