Popular Post The Hat Posted June 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 15, 2021 Hello everyone! I wanted to take a minute to introduce myself, I'm The Hat. I currently live in the basement in @MattF's house. I'm lucky in that he takes me out twice a week or so for some fresh air and to watch him swear his way around a golf course...but he normally puts me in the boot of the car instead of the front seat...WTF is up with that, I thought we were friends! Anyway, here's a picture of me on the #4 tee at Windmill Lakes Golf Club in Ravenna, Ohio this afternoon. Believe it or not Matt actually hit a pretty good drive on this hole and didn't put a a ball in the water...amazing huh. Well, gotta go, he's going to hang me on a peg. PS: Matt said there's some guy named @Peaksy68 and that we could be friends. Peaksy68, sirchunksalot, GolfSpy_SHARK and 13 others 4 10 2 Quote I'll keep you cool, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchunksalot Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 This is absolutely genius, and not to mention hilarious! We look forward to hearing more from you @The Hat! tommc23, tony@CIC, JohnSmalls and 5 others 4 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Peaksy68 Posted June 15, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 15, 2021 Welcome to the forum @The Hat, I’m not sure if we’ll be friends, as you’re a bit strange, and have a habit of sticking pretty closely with unsavoury characters like @MattF. At least you do a reasonable job of hiding some of his unsightly bonce As l opened this thread, I thought it best to protect myself from visual and emotional scarring Think I made a good decision MattF, MaxEntropy, M. Parsons and 10 others 3 10 Quote 849 Pro Evenflow Riptide 6.0 F8 3 & 5 Woods Project X Evenflow Blue 6.0 TS2 7 Wood Project X Evenflow Blue 6.0 MP18 MMC - Project X LZ 5.5 Zipcore Wedges 50,54,58 - Project X LZ 5.5 MLA Tour Mallet 33" Z Star Pioneer bag buggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxEntropy Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Oh crap.... The hat had become sentient. I may need to golf with @MattF more so a slightly more normal personality can rub off on it. The Hat, tony@CIC, JohnSmalls and 6 others 4 5 Quote Driver: Epic Speed 9* (set -1) MMT 70X 3W: Tour B JGR Recoil 760ES 3H, 4H: Tour B JGR 19*, 23* Recoil 780ES 4-AW: Tour B JGR HF2 Modus3 Tour 105 SW: RTX Zipcore Black Satin 54* LW: TAIII Black 58* Putter: Scottsdale TR Senita Bag: BigMax Dri Active Lite Ball: TP5x or AVX (yellow) Pushcart: BigMax iQ+ Testing Complete, Final Review Posted: Sub70 TAIII Forged Wedges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 51 minutes ago, The Hat said: Hello everyone! I wanted to take a minute to introduce myself, I'm The Hat. I currently live in the basement in @MattF's house. I'm lucky in that he takes me out twice a week or so for some fresh air and to watch him swear his way around a golf course...but he normally puts me in the boot of the car instead of the front seat...WTF is up with that, I thought we were friends! Anyway, here's a picture of me on the #4 tee at Windmill Lakes Golf Club in Ravenna, Ohio this afternoon. Believe it or not Matt actually hit a pretty good drive on this hole and didn't put a a ball in the water...amazing huh. Well, gotta go, he's going to hang me on a peg. PS: Matt said there's some guy named @Peaksy68 and that we could be friends. @The Hatthank you for posting your comments. We've often wondered why @MattFdoesn't give you credit for all of those birdies he claims to have shot and now we've learned that he further mistreated you by sticking you in the boot of his car. I'd suggest you start by talking to @Mr. Shoe, since he's always inside @matt's car. sirchunksalot, GolfSpy_SHARK, tommc23 and 5 others 8 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hat Posted June 16, 2021 Author Share Posted June 16, 2021 38 minutes ago, Peaksy68 said: Welcome to the forum @The Hat, I’m not sure if we’ll be friends, as you’re a bit strange, and have a habit of sticking pretty closely with unsavoury characters like @MattF. At least you do a reasonable job of hiding some of his unsightly bonce As l opened this thread, I thought it best to protect myself from visual and emotional scaring Think I made a good decision I'm sorry to hear you won't be my friend @Peaksy68. However, maybe I can be friends with your pants because I'm told they're very colorful. tony@CIC, Peaksy68, sirchunksalot and 4 others 1 5 1 Quote I'll keep you cool, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MaxEntropy Posted June 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 16, 2021 1 minute ago, The Hat said: I'm sorry to hear you won't be my friend @Peaksy68. However, maybe I can be friends with your pants because I'm told they're very colorful. That sounds kind of creepy, but however it works in your world. sirchunksalot, The Hat, tony@CIC and 7 others 10 Quote Driver: Epic Speed 9* (set -1) MMT 70X 3W: Tour B JGR Recoil 760ES 3H, 4H: Tour B JGR 19*, 23* Recoil 780ES 4-AW: Tour B JGR HF2 Modus3 Tour 105 SW: RTX Zipcore Black Satin 54* LW: TAIII Black 58* Putter: Scottsdale TR Senita Bag: BigMax Dri Active Lite Ball: TP5x or AVX (yellow) Pushcart: BigMax iQ+ Testing Complete, Final Review Posted: Sub70 TAIII Forged Wedges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, The Hat said: I maybe I can be friends with your pants TMI sirchunksalot, JohnSmalls, tommc23 and 3 others 1 1 4 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Peaksy68 Posted June 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, The Hat said: I'm sorry to hear you won't be my friend @Peaksy68. However, maybe I can be friends with your pants because I'm told they're very colorful. Think I might have to report this post, surely it has to breach a rule MaxEntropy, M. Parsons, MattF and 7 others 2 1 1 6 Quote 849 Pro Evenflow Riptide 6.0 F8 3 & 5 Woods Project X Evenflow Blue 6.0 TS2 7 Wood Project X Evenflow Blue 6.0 MP18 MMC - Project X LZ 5.5 Zipcore Wedges 50,54,58 - Project X LZ 5.5 MLA Tour Mallet 33" Z Star Pioneer bag buggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hat Posted June 16, 2021 Author Share Posted June 16, 2021 Well, apparently I'm tired because I've been put to bed with my other friends. Good night everyone. M. Parsons, tony@CIC, silver & black and 5 others 7 1 Quote I'll keep you cool, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMookie Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 1 hour ago, The Hat said: Hello everyone! I wanted to take a minute to introduce myself, I'm The Hat. I currently live in the basement in @MattF's house. I'm lucky in that he takes me out twice a week or so for some fresh air and to watch him swear his way around a golf course...but he normally puts me in the boot of the car instead of the front seat...WTF is up with that, I thought we were friends! Anyway, here's a picture of me on the #4 tee at Windmill Lakes Golf Club in Ravenna, Ohio this afternoon. Believe it or not Matt actually hit a pretty good drive on this hole and didn't put a a ball in the water...amazing huh. Well, gotta go, he's going to hang me on a peg. PS: Matt said there's some guy named @Peaksy68 and that we could be friends. Did you come with a bowl of soup? MattF, tony@CIC, M. Parsons and 4 others 1 1 5 Quote Driver: Ping G430 Max 9*, Ping Tour 70X Fairway: Ping G425 15*, Ping Tour 70X Hybrid: Ping G425 22*, Ping Tour 80X Irons: Ping i230 4-GW, TT DG X100 Wedges: SMS 50D/54V/58DModus 130 stiff, +1” Putter: EAS 1.0 Ball: Titleist 2023 AVX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommc23 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, The Hat said: Well, apparently I'm tired because I've been put to bed with my other friends. Good night everyone. The middle one looks normal WTH is wrong with the rest of you hanging there???? I’m glad you’re a whole state away so I don’t have to witness you in person Peaksy68, MattF, MaxEntropy and 5 others 4 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peaksy68 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Just now, tommc23 said: The middle one looks normal WTH is wrong with the rest of you hanging there???? I’m glad you’re a whole state away so I don’t have to witness you in person Sometimes Australia’s distance from everywhere is described as “The Tyranny of Distance “ In this case it’s “The Blessing of Distance” MaxEntropy, tommc23, The Hat and 5 others 8 Quote 849 Pro Evenflow Riptide 6.0 F8 3 & 5 Woods Project X Evenflow Blue 6.0 TS2 7 Wood Project X Evenflow Blue 6.0 MP18 MMC - Project X LZ 5.5 Zipcore Wedges 50,54,58 - Project X LZ 5.5 MLA Tour Mallet 33" Z Star Pioneer bag buggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Golfspy_CG2 Posted June 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 16, 2021 Whatever “The Hat” was drinking when he created this account snd thread…I want some M. Parsons, silver & black, Peaksy68 and 9 others 4 8 Quote G430 Max 10K TSiR1 15.0 Aldlia Ascent 60g TSR2 18.0 PX Aldila Ascent 6og TSi1 20 Aldila Ascent Shafts R T350 5-GW SteelFiber I80 SM10 48F/54M and58K S159 48S/52S/56W/60B Select 5.5 Flowback 35" ProV1 Play number 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peaksy68 Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Golfspy_CG2 said: Whatever “The Hat” was drinking when he created this account snd thread…I want some As long as it doesn’t lead you to acquiring a similar hat. That would lead to a severe case of drunk’s regret JohnSmalls, MattF, sirchunksalot and 5 others 1 1 6 Quote 849 Pro Evenflow Riptide 6.0 F8 3 & 5 Woods Project X Evenflow Blue 6.0 TS2 7 Wood Project X Evenflow Blue 6.0 MP18 MMC - Project X LZ 5.5 Zipcore Wedges 50,54,58 - Project X LZ 5.5 MLA Tour Mallet 33" Z Star Pioneer bag buggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hat Posted June 16, 2021 Author Share Posted June 16, 2021 (edited) 11 hours ago, PMookie said: Did you come with a bowl of soup? Yes, as a matter of fact, I did... and I'm told it was delicious. I couldn't have any because I'd get soggy. 9 hours ago, Golfspy_CG2 said: Whatever “The Hat” was drinking when he created this account snd thread…I want some The Hat only drinks sunshine and bug spray. Edited June 16, 2021 by The Hat PMookie, sirchunksalot, tony@CIC and 3 others 5 1 Quote I'll keep you cool, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PMookie Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 2 hours ago, The Hat said: Yes, as a matter of fact, I did... and I'm told it was delicious. I couldn't have any because I'd get soggy. The Hat only drinks sunshine and bug spray. As I’m sure your wearer hears a LOT, “Hey, but it looks good on you, though!” The Hat, sirchunksalot, MattF and 4 others 2 5 Quote Driver: Ping G430 Max 9*, Ping Tour 70X Fairway: Ping G425 15*, Ping Tour 70X Hybrid: Ping G425 22*, Ping Tour 80X Irons: Ping i230 4-GW, TT DG X100 Wedges: SMS 50D/54V/58DModus 130 stiff, +1” Putter: EAS 1.0 Ball: Titleist 2023 AVX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. Parsons Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 13 hours ago, The Hat said: I'm sorry to hear you won't be my friend @Peaksy68. However, maybe I can be friends with your pants because I'm told they're very colorful. Some of us Americans are like, what does that mean? Thankfully I was stationed in England for a while, so I know the difference between trousers and pants. We used to say all the time..."that's pants!" MattF, The Hat and sirchunksalot 2 1 Quote In my BR-D4 6-way King F9 set to 9*, Tour length Hzrdus Smoke Black 6.0 S-flex, with GolfPride MCC +4 mid-size 3W - 13*, UST Mamiya 65 Gold S-flex, with GolfPride Tour Wrap 2G SIM UDI 2-iron - 18*, Mitsubishi Diamana Thump 100 X-flex, with GolfPride MCC Align ZX5 4-5 & ZX7 6-PW, Modus3 120 Tour S-flex, +1/2", with GolfPride Tour Wrap 2G - SM8 Tour Chrome, 50.08F - 54.10S - 58.12D, DG Wedge Flex, with GolfPride Tour Wrap 2G Custom Fit 35" ER6 Red at 68 degree lie angle and 4 degrees of loft MTB-X NX7 Pro Slope Tracked by #WPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hat Posted June 27, 2021 Author Share Posted June 27, 2021 (edited) Hey guys, The Hat here again. I was hanging out with Ben Curtis, the rock, today. MattF sure does sweat a lot...he swears a bit too, but everyone laughs because he talks funny. I really shouldn't say anything about because I'm made from Guatemalan palm leaves. Anyway, when we got home this afternoon we went for a swim. Well, Matt went for a swim and I just floated around on a lilo. Gotta go, apparently it's time for bed... At 6pm, that's a bit early but I no say nothing. See ya! Edited June 27, 2021 by The Hat MaxEntropy, Chip Strokes, sirchunksalot and 3 others 4 2 Quote I'll keep you cool, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hat Posted March 24, 2022 Author Share Posted March 24, 2022 I'm back mijos! Did you miss me? @MattFtook me to the golf course today and it was cold. He knows I grew up in Guatemala where it's warm! Sometimes I think he just hates me... Anyway, here I am just minding my own business, freezing my hat band off. I don't even know why he brought me out because there's no sun! He said something about shooting his wad early or something, I don't know, he talks funny. I saw that gringo @Yellow Ball family members all around today (they mustn't shower because they were all dirty). If I had hands I would have helped them but I don't, so they stayed stuck in the mud. Gotta go back to the basement to warm up. cnosil, Kenny B and JohnSmalls 1 2 Quote I'll keep you cool, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattF Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 This guy is always complaining about something. It's too dark in the basement, it's too cold outside, you sweat too much, it's cloudy so why am I here...sounds like a get off my lawn guy! cnosil, Tom the Golf Nut, JohnSmalls and 1 other 4 Quote In the bag: Driver: Darkspeed X 9° UST Mamiya LIN-Q M40X Blue 7F4 Fairway: Apex UW 19° & 21° Project X HZRDUS Smoke RDX Black 5.5 Irons: JPX 923 HMP 5-PW UST Mamiya Recoil 95 F4 Wedges: T-22 Denim Copper 48°, 52° & 56° UST Mamiya Recoil 95 F4 Putter Sycamore 005 Wide Blade Bag: Fairway 14 stand bag Balls: Chrome Tour Cart: CaddyLite ONE Ver. 8 God Bless America, God save the King, God defend New Zealand and thank Christ for Australia! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom the Golf Nut Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 29 minutes ago, MattF said: This guy is always complaining about something. It's too dark in the basement, it's too cold outside, you sweat too much, it's cloudy so why am I here...sounds like a get off my lawn guy! Isn't everyone grumpy when they come out of hibernation? JohnSmalls, Kenny B and MattF 3 Quote Driver, TSi 1 S Flex 3 wood, Aerojet Max UST Helium Nanocore R Flex 5 wood, Aerojet Max UST Helium Nanocore R Flex 7 Wood, Aerojet Max UST Helium Nanocore R Flex 5 Hybrid King Tec MMT R Flex Irons, Tour UST Recoil 95 R Flex (6 - Gap) Wedges, Snakebite KBS Hi- Rev2.0 54* & 60* Agera 35" Ultralight 14-way Cart Bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny B Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 7 hours ago, The Hat said: I'm back mijos! Did you miss me? @MattFtook me to the golf course today and it was cold. He knows I grew up in Guatemala where it's warm! Sometimes I think he just hates me... Anyway, here I am just minding my own business, freezing my hat band off. I don't even know why he brought me out because there's no sun! He said something about shooting his wad early or something, I don't know, he talks funny. I saw that gringo @Yellow Ball family members all around today (they mustn't shower because they were all dirty). If I had hands I would have helped them but I don't, so they stayed stuck in the mud. Gotta go back to the basement to warm up. Maybe Yellow Balls don't always end up in the water by accident. MattF and JohnSmalls 2 Quote “We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Ball Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 10 hours ago, Kenny B said: Maybe Yellow Balls don't always end up in the water by accident. Doesn't everyone have to wash their balls? Clean balls lead to better performance! MattF and Kenny B 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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