chisag Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 ... This one is for Rick, Foz and Rev: One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fresh fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked:' Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator!' doubleduhric, Bang60, JohnSmalls and 5 others 1 7 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Qi10 5 wood ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Diamana LTD 65r DHy #4 ... Steelfiber 780Hy Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli/ Maxfli Tour/TP5x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang60 Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 2 hours ago, chisag said: ... This one is for Rick, Foz and Rev: One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fresh fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked:' Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator!' Nice one... Rickp and cksurfdude 1 1 Quote I’m a hacker who loves nothing more than to change how I play, be that grips shafts and heads its all fair game lol… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 7 hours ago, chisag said: ... This one is for Rick, Foz and Rev: One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fresh fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked:' Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator!' That sounds about right cksurfdude 1 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisag Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 ... At the circus, the lion tamer strolls into the caged ring where there’s one huge lion. The brave tamer says to the audience, “Watch this.” He then walked up to the lion, opened its mouth and stuck his willy right in, then he slapped the lion on the head really hard and slowly removed his ‘boy bit’. Well the audience was very impressed, much applause and shouts of delight. ... “Now then, if there’s anyone out in the audience thinks they can do that, I’ll give them $500, any takers?” A little old man stood up and said, “Yes I’ll give it a go.” The audience went wild. “Okay,” says the lion tamer, come into the cage with me. You’re very brave to give that a go, are you afraid?” And the little old man said, “No not really, just as long as you don’t slap me as hard as you slapped that lion!” Rickp, Bang60, tommc23 and 6 others 2 1 6 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Qi10 5 wood ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Diamana LTD 65r DHy #4 ... Steelfiber 780Hy Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli/ Maxfli Tour/TP5x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 JohnSmalls, tommc23, cksurfdude and 6 others 9 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleduhric Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? ... ... ... I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face. tony@CIC, cksurfdude and Reesedw 2 1 Quote ** Random days warrior. Walk the course. Play a minimum of 4 rounds per year w/o keeping score. Love the outdoors no matter the weather. ** Calaway Epic Speed 1w, 4w Maltby DBM forged irons 4-PW & TSW DRM 50, 56 Maltby Pure-Track Tour Milled No.4 Putter KBS and Project X Lamkin Crossline+ and Skinny Pistol grips Maxfli Tour, Vice Pro, Titleist Pro V1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chisag Posted December 8, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 8, 2022 Apology Letters to Spouse Hi Sweetie, I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess that sometimes I feel like you are pushing me too hard when you want something. I realize that I was wrong and I am apologizing for being such a hard-headed guy. All I want is for you to be happy and be able to enjoy the holiday season. Nothing brightens the Christmas spirit like Christmas lights! I took the time to hang the lights for you today; and now I will be off to play some golf... Again, I am very sorry for the way I acted yesterday. I'll be home late. love you _____________________________________________ Hi Honey, Thank you for that heart-felt apology. I don't often get an apology from you, and I truly appreciate it. I, too, felt bad about the argument and wanted to apologize. I realize that I can sometimes be a little pushy. I will try to respect your feelings from now on. Thank you for taking the time to hang the Christmas lights for me. It really means a lot. In the spirit of giving, I washed your truck for you; and now I am off to the mall. I love you too! tony@CIC, Siamese Moose, cksurfdude and 9 others 1 11 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Qi10 5 wood ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Diamana LTD 65r DHy #4 ... Steelfiber 780Hy Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli/ Maxfli Tour/TP5x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyPutter Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.” Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.” The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.” Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him. Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight!” The teacher sat down and cried. cksurfdude, funkyjudge, Kenny B and 5 others 4 4 Quote Derek Verified Hack, ~21 handicap Golf for exercise and peace of mind. |> Big Dogs: First Strike Rattlesnake (10), TeelessTM (13), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19), Ginty Trouble Club (29) |> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45) |> Wedges: Worx (55) Lovett (59) |> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF2.1 C130 Supercharged 3.5+ Q6 Slope Premium MGS Logo Ball mark IGBRC International Golf Ball Rescue Commission / Founder Graduate/Mentor "The World's Greatest Golf Club Without The Course" Member #334 2020 Official Tester - PuttUp mat 2021 Official Tester - Inesis Waterproof Grip Golf Shoes 2022 Official Tester - L.A.B.Putters 2023 Official Tester - Red Rooster Sussex Golf Glove 2023 Official Tester - Lean Lock Putter 2024 Official Tester - Callaway Smoke Driver It's all lies I tell you, everywhere the golf ball comes to rest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chisag Posted December 9, 2022 Share Posted December 9, 2022 21 minutes ago, EasyPutter said: Little Johnny raised his hand ... That little basturd has been around since I was in grade school. I would love to meet his parents. EasyPutter, tony@CIC, cksurfdude and 5 others 1 7 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Qi10 5 wood ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Diamana LTD 65r DHy #4 ... Steelfiber 780Hy Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli/ Maxfli Tour/TP5x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post EasyPutter Posted December 9, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 9, 2022 1 minute ago, chisag said: ... That little basturd has been around since I was in grade school. I would love to meet his parents. Daphne got home from school and said "mommy mommy I was able to count to 10 today but all the rest of the kids could only count up to 4!" Her mother said with a bright smile, "that's great sweetie!" Daphne said, "is that because I am blond mommy?" and her mother replied, "yes dear it's because you're blond." The next day Daphne got home from school and said "mommy mommy we played obstacle course in gym class and had to shower before class, when we took our shirts off to shower all the other girls had flat chests but I have these." Lifting her top revealing her 36C. Her mother said red faced "that's interesting sweetie." Daphne said, "is that because I am blond mommy?" and her mother replied, "no dear it's because you're 24." JohnSmalls, Siamese Moose, cksurfdude and 7 others 2 8 Quote Derek Verified Hack, ~21 handicap Golf for exercise and peace of mind. |> Big Dogs: First Strike Rattlesnake (10), TeelessTM (13), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19), Ginty Trouble Club (29) |> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45) |> Wedges: Worx (55) Lovett (59) |> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF2.1 C130 Supercharged 3.5+ Q6 Slope Premium MGS Logo Ball mark IGBRC International Golf Ball Rescue Commission / Founder Graduate/Mentor "The World's Greatest Golf Club Without The Course" Member #334 2020 Official Tester - PuttUp mat 2021 Official Tester - Inesis Waterproof Grip Golf Shoes 2022 Official Tester - L.A.B.Putters 2023 Official Tester - Red Rooster Sussex Golf Glove 2023 Official Tester - Lean Lock Putter 2024 Official Tester - Callaway Smoke Driver It's all lies I tell you, everywhere the golf ball comes to rest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bulldog Posted December 23, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 23, 2022 A man has his worst round ever on the golf course. He goes straight to the driving range after the round. After about 45 minutes, a police office approaches him and asks, “Sir, did you finish playing golf here about 45 minutes ago?” The man says, “Yes.” The officer asks, “Did you hit a ball out of bounds on hole 14?” “Yes, actually I did.” The office asks, “Is this your ball?” The golfer looks at it and says, “Yes, where did you find it?” The officer replies, “It hit the windshield of a semi-truck. The driver was so startled, the truck jackknifed in the middle of an intersection completely blocking it. There was a fire at a factory down the road, but the fire trucks couldn’t get through because the road was blocked, and the factory burned down. Now 300 people are out of jobs. What are you going to do about it?” The golfer answered, “I’m going to try to keep my right elbow in, and shift my weight more to the left.” Rickp, JohnSmalls, cksurfdude and 7 others 2 8 Quote Stay on Target! 0811X Gen 4 Driver 0311XF Gen 5 Fairway 4 Wood Maltby KE4 TC HyWay Utility Wood EQ1-NX Single Length Irons (LW - 7) EQ1-NX Single Length Hybrids (4, 5, 6) MEZZ.1 Putter (2022 tester) Tour Ball X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DawgDaddy Posted December 27, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 27, 2022 A man asked his wife , "what would you do if I won the lottery?". She replied, " I would take half and leave you". He said, " I thought so. I just won $12, here is six and stay in touch" Kenny B, sirchunksalot, JohnSmalls and 10 others 13 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawgDaddy Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 https://allowe.com/audio/BudLite/Mr Really Big Golf Club Maker.mp3 Reesedw, cksurfdude, tony@CIC and 2 others 5 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 1 hour ago, DawgDaddy said: https://allowe.com/audio/BudLite/Mr Really Big Golf Club Maker.mp3 .."flash in the pan trends like lessons and practice" Bang60, Reesedw, sirchunksalot and 4 others 2 5 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Leighton Reid Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 cksurfdude, JohnSmalls, sirchunksalot and 4 others 2 5 Quote Ping G430 Max 10k 9° w/UST MP5 L-Flex Ping G425 3 wood 14.5° w/Ventus Velocore Blue-6R tipped 1" Cleveland Halo Launcher 5 wood 18° with Project X Cypher R Callaway Rogue 19° hybrid regular PXG Gen 3 0311XF 5 - G steel regular Corey Paul wedges bent to 53° and 58° Scotty Cameron Phantom X 11.5 putter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chisag Posted January 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 8, 2023 A lawyer was cross-examining the doctor about whether or not he had checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. "No," the doctor said. "I did not check his pulse." "And did you listen for a heartbeat?" asked the lawyer. "No I did not," the doctor said. "So," said the lawyer, "when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead." The doctor said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was in a jar on my desk but, for all I know, he could be out practicing law somewhere." JohnSmalls, doubleduhric, Kenny B and 7 others 1 1 8 Quote Driver: Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R Fairway: Qi10 5 wood ... Kai'li Blue 60R Hybrids: 430 Hybrid 22*... Diamana LTD 65r DHy #4 ... Steelfiber 780Hy Irons: '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r Wedges: Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r Putter: Sport-60 33" Ball: Maxfli/ Maxfli Tour/TP5x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CarlH Posted January 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 8, 2023 GaDawg, cksurfdude, Kenny B and 7 others 1 1 8 Quote Driver: Rogue ST Max (10.5* set at -1 and neutral) -- Mitsubishi Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Fairway: Rogue ST Max 3 wood (16.5*) and Heaven Wood (20*)-- Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Hybrids: Rogue ST Max 5H (23*)--Tensai Blue 55g R shaft Irons: Apex CF19 6-9, PW, AW -- KBS Tour Graphite TGI 70 shafts R +1/2 inch 3* upright Wedges: Edison 53* and 57* KBS PGI 80 Graphite +1/2 inch 2* upright Putter: L.A.B. DF 2.1 -- BGT Stability shaft Ball: Maxfli TourX...Golf Bag: Pioneer...Shoes: Hyperflex... Glove: Red Rooster Feather My Photography can be seen at Smugmug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post G56788 Posted January 8, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 8, 2023 An old man wrote a letter to his son: “Son, I really wish you weren’t in prison so that you could help me dig my new flower bed. I’m afraid my body is failing me, and I am not able to do it myself. Oh well. I hope you are well. Love, Dad.” Three weeks passed without a response. The old man became increasingly sad, thinking his son no longer cared about him. The next day, the FBI showed up at his house with a search warrant. They interrogated the old man, ransacked his house, and dug large holes in the front yard. The next day, the old man received a letter: “Dad, sorry I didn’t write sooner. I also wish I could be there to help dig your flower bed, but telling the FBI I buried the money in your front yard was the best I could do in my situation.” DawgDaddy, Muckinfiddle, JohnSmalls and 7 others 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang60 Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 2 hours ago, CarlH said: She should be grateful, bet he can use his driver better... sirchunksalot, tony@CIC, doubleduhric and 1 other 2 2 Quote I’m a hacker who loves nothing more than to change how I play, be that grips shafts and heads its all fair game lol… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 From the very creative social media people at RockBottomGolf ... https://www.instagram.com/p/CnhecCmsGyr/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= sirchunksalot, Rickp, DawgDaddy and 2 others 2 3 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DawgDaddy Posted January 19, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted January 19, 2023 A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million... and I think she could be right." Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary." Kenny B, Muckinfiddle, GaDawg and 8 others 1 10 Quote Driver - Rogue ST Max Woods - Rogue ST Max 3, 5 & 7 Woods Irons - Rogue ST Max Wedges - Zipcore RTX 6 50° CBX2 54* & 58* Putter - Evnroll ER2 Rangefinder - NX-10 Slope Ball - Pro Tour Drip Bag - Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang60 Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 11 hours ago, DawgDaddy said: A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news." The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first." The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million... and I think she could be right." Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary." If it was me and my Secretary there worthless..: tony@CIC, Kenny B, cksurfdude and 1 other 2 2 Quote I’m a hacker who loves nothing more than to change how I play, be that grips shafts and heads its all fair game lol… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyPutter Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 (edited) Nothing wrong with my hearing Sean Connery as 007... Colleague said when asked when would be a good time to get together to process an action, "no problem, probably around 10ish." The only logical response I could think of and sent was, "I have never been good at 10ish and that's probably why I golf" Edit: the 9:30 response came as, "ready sooner than expected, before tee time" I have no idea what I did right to deserve this coworker Edited January 20, 2023 by EasyPutter Update cksurfdude, JohnSmalls, Kenny B and 4 others 2 5 Quote Derek Verified Hack, ~21 handicap Golf for exercise and peace of mind. |> Big Dogs: First Strike Rattlesnake (10), TeelessTM (13), Tommy Armour TA1 3h (19), Ginty Trouble Club (29) |> Blades: First StrikeTM DeliveranceTM 4(23) 5(26) 6(29) 7(33) 8(37) 9(41) P(45) |> Wedges: Worx (55) Lovett (59) |> Flatstick: L.A.B. Golf DF2.1 C130 Supercharged 3.5+ Q6 Slope Premium MGS Logo Ball mark IGBRC International Golf Ball Rescue Commission / Founder Graduate/Mentor "The World's Greatest Golf Club Without The Course" Member #334 2020 Official Tester - PuttUp mat 2021 Official Tester - Inesis Waterproof Grip Golf Shoes 2022 Official Tester - L.A.B.Putters 2023 Official Tester - Red Rooster Sussex Golf Glove 2023 Official Tester - Lean Lock Putter 2024 Official Tester - Callaway Smoke Driver It's all lies I tell you, everywhere the golf ball comes to rest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cksurfdude Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 Just in case you haven't seen this classic .. Robin Williams on the origins of golf ** NSFW ** https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnAeyNEAl4m/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Rickp, sirchunksalot and Kenny B 3 Quote WITB of an "aspiring" play-ah ... Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A) 5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R) 7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R) 4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3) 5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3) 6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite) Putter...EvnRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips) ...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour. Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023) Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybogey Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 Seems I have Company!! Some of the Jokes are so bad that they are Horrible!! Yuk, Yuk. LMAO!! Cheers Sport's Fans. Billy tony@CIC and cksurfdude 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickp Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 1 hour ago, cksurfdude said: Just in case you haven't seen this classic .. Robin Williams on the origins of golf ** NSFW ** https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnAeyNEAl4m/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Saw him do it live, he was a great talent. sirchunksalot, cksurfdude and Hakr4ever 2 1 Quote Rick Left Hand, Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior 5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr 5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2 Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2 Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56* Putter; Waaay too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCases Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 On 11/18/2015 at 9:21 AM, iLikeGolf said: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door? Matt What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a ditch? Phil What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Screwed I would call him BOB doubleduhric and cksurfdude 1 1 Quote SjW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony@CIC Posted January 20, 2023 Share Posted January 20, 2023 4 hours ago, BCases said: cksurfdude and Kenny B 2 Quote Left Hand orientation SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft Cobra Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft 410 Hybrids 22*, 26* Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts SM7 54* Wedge Glide 3.0 60* Wedge O Works putter V3 NX9-HD - 4 Wheel EZGO TXT 48v cart - too many shoes to list and so many to buy And BAG Boy Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 2020 Official Tester Beginning Driver Speed - 78 2019 Official Tester 410 Driver 2018 Official Tester C300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StateOfMyArt Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 Wanting to get a feel for the crowd prior to his speech, a Keynote Speaker at a recent Vegas 'Paranormal Encounters' convention, engaged the audience in a little Q&A. His first question was: "With a raise of hands, how many of you have heard a ghost?". Most of the crowd raised their hands. His second question was: "OK then, how many of you have seen a ghost?". Only a few dozen attendees raised their hand. Wanting to stretch the bounds, his third question was: "Alright then, so how many of you have had sex with a ghost?" One man slowly raised his hand. Intrigued, the speaker asked the man: "Wow. You say you actually had sex with a ghost?" The man replied: "Ghost? I thought you said goat!" Rickp, tony@CIC, cksurfdude and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StateOfMyArt Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 A young man walks into a bar, sits down on a stool and asks for 12 shots of creme de menthe. While the bar tender is setting them up he can't help but ask "Why 12 shots of creme de menthe?". The young man replies "I just had my first blow job!". The bar tender says "Wow, well congratulations! Here, let me buy you another." The young man says "No thanks. If 12 won't get the taste out of my mouth, then one more won't help." cksurfdude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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