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[jdiddyesquire]

Golf club hunts mystery man who keeps shitting in the holes

 

By Rob Beschizza at 8:24 am Thu, Jul 30, 2015

 

After a decade of finding holes brimming with human excrement, Stavanger Golf Club in Norway has gone public with its quest to unmask the culprit.

 

The course enacted new security measures and installed flood lighting to no avail, according to groundskeeper Kenneth Tennfjord. He believes the mystery dumper is likely male because the stools are "massive."

 

Stavanger Golf Club, a waterside course in Hafrsfjord, first noted the problem in 2005. Tennfjord says that the placements favor particular holes, occur late at night and up to several times a week, and that the person doing so leaves used toilet paper behind as well.

 

"The early years were relatively hard stools, but the consistency has changed," Tennfjord told local reporters [translate].

 

The culprit even "climbed high up a tree … wriggled out on a branch and dismantled spotlights," Tennfjord added. "How he managed this feat without falling is a riddle.”

 

Source: http://boingboing.net/2015/07/30/golf-club-hunts-mystery-man-wh.html

[BIG STU]

TOO Funny ! And the stool analysis that is TMI in my opinion. What would be funny is when they catch him wait until he is dropping his drawers to do his business and pepper his bare arse with a shotgun loaded with rock salt and cayenne pepper!!

[jbil8802]

TOO Funny ! And the stool analysis that is TMI in my opinion. What would be funny is when they catch him wait until he is dropping his drawers to do his business and pepper his bare arse with a shotgun loaded with rock salt and cayenne pepper!!

Hahaha I'd pay money to see a video of that.

[jaskanski]

A similar thing happened in the UK some years ago. The culprit actually turned out to be a woman  . Maybe she moved to Norway....

[westy]

Furu is there anything you need to share with us? Our favourite Nordic member has been quiet of late.....

 

Watched a friend, worse for a night on the booze vomit into a hole on the practice green once... But taking a dump? In the dark? And getting it in the hole?

[Jmikecpa]

We had a guy at our casino in Ny that would take a dump in the stairwell then go into the bathroom and wash his hands. We caught him with his buddy that liked to drink his own pee. They were quite a pair and have lived in video infamy.

[RookieBlue7]

Let me ask, how does one manage to drop a deuce into a 4 inch hole in the dark? How does one learn to aim where his turd lands?

[mizuno_lover]

Nasty, nasty, nasty.  I feel for the groundsman and I think if I was playing the second putt would be conceded for sure.

[sp0rtsfan86]

Does that count as a hole in one considering it was a number two?

[Blade]

Booby trap the hole with a small explosive that fires rock salt when a pressure switch is triggered.

[Hula Rock]

Justin, 

 

Only you would find an article like this...... hahahaha

[apprenti23]

Disgusting.

 

Had this happen twice at a course I used to work at. The third hole ran along some railroad tracks. Every once in awhile you'd get some riff-raff from the tracks. They'd steal the tee markers, 150 yard barber pole, rakes, etc. I always told them to put up a fence (one of those privacy ones) but they never did.

[fozcycle]

Now this is Funny!

 

Thanks for the snoop report diddy.

[JohnBarry]

Horrible, gross, and yet funny, glad it's not my home course though.