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[The Dansome]

Via DeadSpin

 

 

This Half-Naked Alamo Golf Club Flag Thief Is Liberty Personified

 

Word's out from San Antonio that a thief raided the Alamo Golf Club this morning, stole a flag, and escaped the course unscathed. The club says this man, wearing tube socks, orange shoes, and Texas flag running shorts, should be detained. We say **** that. Let's find this man, and let's harbor him from justice.

 

Flag Thief is an American hero. Flag Thief is Paul Revere, Rocky Balboa and Occupy Wall Street all wrapped into one lean, bronzed package. Flag Thief is hope.

 

If you know Flag Thief, or recognize him from the pictures, don't be a snitch. Help fight the power. Give him water, clothes, a spare room to hide his bounty.

 

He did this for you, America. He did this for us. Let's not let him down.

 

http://deadspin.com/this-half-naked-alamo-golf-club-flag-thief-is-liberty-p-1059050485

[RoverRick]

Is that Zach?

[PFCBirdieBabe]

That looks a little like my former gardener, who did return to Texas to be closer to family

 

[Hula Rock]

Man that made the news last night. Flags are being stolen at a goat track here in San Antonio. They actually put up Hunting Cameras to catch the thieves. Looks like it worked.