You might be a Hack if.........

[Kor.A.Door]

If you lose 3 balls on 3 straight shots. Pitiful

[markb]

If you have to throw away your two piece balls due to cover cuts before you get around to losing them.

[westy]

If you lose 3 balls on 3 straight shots. Pitiful

Never mind lefty, as I said in a different thread - my mate lost 3 off the first tee last month, after chucking a ball on to the fairway 100 yards off the tee his 7 iron broke and the head went further than the ball! We broke out the beers at that point. 4 shots played - 3 lost balls and a broken 7 iron.....special.

[Kor.A.Door]

Never mind lefty, as I said in a different thread - my mate lost 3 off the first tee last month, after chucking a ball on to the fairway 100 yards off the tee his 7 iron broke and the head went further than the ball! We broke out the beers at that point. 4 shots played - 3 lost balls and a broken 7 iron.....special.

It was almost four balls in four shots, I got lucky and found it. I have also had a club head snap after hitting the ball, a 5 iron, snapped an inch above the hosel, ball went low and about 150, and the club head was right behind it, going about 50 yards

[Jmikecpa]

You shoot 71.....after a 41 on the front nine.....I needed the hangover to wear off and only see one ball.

 

You take out the windshield of a BMW and a Buick with your first two tee balls (not me but he was my "partner" for the day).

 

You read a putt from both side of the cup for a triple (same partner from above)

 

You tee it up on a 389 par 4 and are lying two 414 yards from the pin

[sp0rtsfan86]

I just saw this may I add a 7 putt after being on in regulation...? 

[wbealsd]

I feel much better now...

[MGoBlue100]

OMG...  I also just saw this thread.  I'm laughing so hard I'm crying at my desk.  Thank you all, I have nothing to add to this, although I have done them all.  Merry Christmas!