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1 hour ago, tony@CIC said:

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😆😆😆 .. sent this to a friend of mine named Frank!

WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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:taylormade-small:SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft 

Cobra  Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter

:ShotScope: V3
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 

EZGO TXT 48v cart
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 

2020 Official Teste:SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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Someone in our golf group shared this... funny.

 

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:ping-small: G400 SFT, 16 Degree 3w

:ping-small: G400 SFT, 19 Degree 5w

:srixon-small:  ZX5 Irons 4-AW 

:ping-small: Glide 2.0 56 Degree SW   (removed from double secret probation 😍)

:EVNROLL: ER5v Putter  (Official Review)

:odyssey-small: AI-One Milled Seven T CH (Official Review)

 

 

 

 

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  • 3 weeks later...

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Left Hand orientation

:taylormade-small:SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft 

Cobra  Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter

:ShotScope: V3
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 

EZGO TXT 48v cart
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 

2020 Official Teste:SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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Decided to change all of my passwords to ‘Kenny’ last week. Now I have all Kenny Loggins. IMG_6551.jpeg.744e925f71a03c836b73e1b3667ce1d2.jpeg

Driver:    :taylormade-small: M4 10.5* / Evenflow Blue 6.0 Stiff / Golf Pride MCC +4 Midsize

Woods: :taylormade-small: M6 3W 15* / Evenflow Blue 6.0 Stiff / Golf Pride MCC +4 Midsize

Hybrid: :taylormade-small: M4 Rescue 19* / KBS Tour Graphite Hybrid Prototype 85g Stiff / Golf Pride MCC +4 Midsize

Irons:    :srixon-small:  Z585 4-AW / KBS Tour 90 - Regular +1" / Golf Pride MCC +4 Midsize

Wedges:cleveland-small: CBX - 56* & 60* / KBS Hi Rev 2.0 - Regular +1" / Golf Pride MCC +4 Midsize

Putter:   :ping-small: Sigma 2 Tyne 4 Platinum / Superstroke Pistol

Ball:    :taylormade-small: Project a

Bag: :ping-small: Hoofer 14

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2 hours ago, No3PuttLaLa said:

Decided to change all of my passwords to ‘Kenny’ last week. Now I have all Kenny Loggins. IMG_6551.jpeg.744e925f71a03c836b73e1b3667ce1d2.jpeg

I appreciate that!!  Thank you!  🤣

We don’t stop playing the game because we get old; we get old because we stop playing the game.”

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There were two brothers who lived in the country.

One day they decided they wanted to move to the big city and get jobs there. When they got there they went to the employment office to ask for jobs.

The first brother went in for an interview and less than 10 minutes later he comes out of the office jumping for joy yelling “whoo wee! I got a job!”

The second brother was so happy and excited for what he would get.

He enters the office and the interviewer asks him what his skills are.

“Well” he says, “I can cut and split wood like crazy”

The interviewer looks at him and says “Hmm, well it’s going to be hard to find a job in this city with those skills. Everything in the city is steel and concrete, we don’t have much use for a wood cutter”

Disheartened, the second brother says “but my brother was just in here and he got a job”

The interviewer says, “yes but he says he can pilot, and that’s a valuable skill”

The brother sits up in his chair and says, “that may be so, but he can’t pile it ’till I cut it”

Driver -  :callaway-small:   Rogue ST Max
Woods - :callaway-small:  Rogue ST Max  3, 5 & 7 Woods
Irons  -   :callaway-small:  Rogue ST Max                                                                                                                                                                                       

Wedges - :cleveland-small:  Zipcore RTX 6 50°  CBX2   54* & 58*                                                                                                                                               

Putter -  Evnroll   ER2
Rangefinder - :918457628_PrecisionPro: NX-10 Slope
Ball -  :vice: Pro Tour Drip                                                                                                                                                                                           

Bag -  :tour-edge: Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A whole lot of truth in this one.

 

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Driver -  :callaway-small:   Rogue ST Max
Woods - :callaway-small:  Rogue ST Max  3, 5 & 7 Woods
Irons  -   :callaway-small:  Rogue ST Max                                                                                                                                                                                       

Wedges - :cleveland-small:  Zipcore RTX 6 50°  CBX2   54* & 58*                                                                                                                                               

Putter -  Evnroll   ER2
Rangefinder - :918457628_PrecisionPro: NX-10 Slope
Ball -  :vice: Pro Tour Drip                                                                                                                                                                                           

Bag -  :tour-edge: Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White

 

 

 

 

 

 

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8 minutes ago, DawgDaddy said:

A whole lot of truth in this one.

 

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Rick

 

 

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Driver; PXG 0311XF Cypher 50 gr Senior  
5 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr       
7 wood; Ping 425, Senior Shaft 55 gr      
5 hybrid; Cally Steelhead, Hazardous R2     
Irons; Mizuno JPX 923HM 7-GW Recoil 460 F2
Wedges; Titleist S9 54*, Mizuno SW 56*

Putter; Waaay too many to list

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A baby boy was born without any eyelids, so the doctor decided to use the skin from the circumcision to make him eyelids. After the surgery the doctor tells the parents everything went really well but the only side effect is he might walk a little cock-eyed.

Frank musolino 

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  • 4 weeks later...

These are from one of my wife's 2nd Grade students ...

Why did the golfer bring a cage to the golf course?  ...he was hoping to catch some birdies!

Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of golf pants?  ... in case he had a hole in one!!

😄

WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

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Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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A wealthy man is leaving his house to go to work. He sees a homeless man and feels sorry for him.

He says to the homeless man, “You look like you’re down on your luck buddy. Tell you what.  If you’d like to make some money, you can paint my porch and I’ll pay you $250. All of the paint, brushes, rollers, etc. are in my garage.  You can work on it all day, and I’ll pay you when I get home tonight.”  The homeless man accepts the offer.

That evening the man returns home.  He see the homeless man outside waiting, but the porch looks the same.  He says to the homeless man, “I thought you were going to paint my porch.” The homeless man says, “I did, but it’s not a porch.  It’s a Maserati.”

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A couple’s young daughter went to college. After 6 months she happily let them know she was engaged to a student who is studying to be a pastor, and is bringing him home for the holidays.

And after the introductions the father and the boy sat and the father asked: ” How old are you?”
Fiance:”19″

Father: “And where are you going to live?”

Fiance: “God will provide.”

Father: “And where are you going to get money?”

Fiance: “God will provide.”

Later that night the mother asked the father: “What do you think of him?”

Said the father: “He seems to be a nice guy, he thinks I am God.”

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Driver -  :callaway-small:   Rogue ST Max
Woods - :callaway-small:  Rogue ST Max  3, 5 & 7 Woods
Irons  -   :callaway-small:  Rogue ST Max                                                                                                                                                                                       

Wedges - :cleveland-small:  Zipcore RTX 6 50°  CBX2   54* & 58*                                                                                                                                               

Putter -  Evnroll   ER2
Rangefinder - :918457628_PrecisionPro: NX-10 Slope
Ball -  :vice: Pro Tour Drip                                                                                                                                                                                           

Bag -  :tour-edge: Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I had a Chemistry teacher ask me "What is barium?

I said hell Mam that's what ya do after you killum.  Needless to say, I had to look up the definition of barium and write it fifty times so I would answer correctly the next time. 

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Titleist TSR1 4, 5, & 6 Hybrids 
Titleist T350 Irons 7 - W48 
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Rodney Dangerfield would have been 102 this week. The article I saw this in pointed out that he made the first joke about Viagra, when it was first approved:

I'm on a new diet, prune juice and Viagra. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Moose, my cat, is Siamese

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32 minutes ago, Siamese Moose said:

Rodney Dangerfield would have been 102 this week. The article I saw this in pointed out that he made the first joke about Viagra, when it was first approved:

I'm on a new diet, prune juice and Viagra. I don't know if I'm coming or going.

Sitting here watching him in Caddyshack. 

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Cobra  Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter

:ShotScope: V3
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 

EZGO TXT 48v cart
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 

2020 Official Teste:SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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A man & a woman who never met before, found themselves on upper & lower berths of a long distance train private cabin.   At 2 am,  the man leaned over and saw she was awake below him, he said,  “Ma’m, sorry to bother you, would you be kind enough to give me a 2nd blanket from the side table.  It's awfully cold."

"I have a better idea,” she replied, “why don’t we pretend that tonight we are a married couple!!"

"That's a great idea, my dear!”  he replied in excitement.

She said, “Okay then!  Get up & get it for yourself.” 

Derek 🖌️ Verified Hack, ~21 handicap 🙂  Golf for exercise and peace of mind.  ⛳

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10 hours ago, EasyPutter said:

A man & a woman who never met before, found themselves on upper & lower berths of a long distance train private cabin.   At 2 am,  the man leaned over and saw she was awake below him, he said,  “Ma’m, sorry to bother you, would you be kind enough to give me a 2nd blanket from the side table.  It's awfully cold."

"I have a better idea,” she replied, “why don’t we pretend that tonight we are a married couple!!"

"That's a great idea, my dear!”  he replied in excitement.

She said, “Okay then!  Get up & get it for yourself.” 

True dat 😂

I’m a hacker who loves nothing more than to change how I play, be that grips shafts and heads its all fair game lol…

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A man was addressing the ball when an announcement came over the loud speaker: “Will the gentleman on hole number one please not hit from the ladies’ tee box.”

The man backs away, a little distracted, then approaches his ball again. As he does, the same announcement comes over the loud speaker.

The man is getting irritated now, and after backing away from his shot, approaches his ball one more time. This time the announcement came: “We really need the gentleman on hole number one to move off of the ladies’ tee box!”

To which the man turns around and yells: “And I really need the announcer to shut up and let me play my second shot!”

Richard D. Shows II

Driver: PING G400 Max, 9.5*

Fairway woods: PING 425, 14* and PING G Series, 16.5*

Hybrids: PING G Series, 3H (19*), 4H (22*), 5H (26*)

Irons: PING 425, 7-SW

Wedge: Cleveland RTX ZipCore (58*)

Putter: YES! Callie or TaylorMade Spider GT(New)

Bag: Sun Mountain CX1 cart bag (Red, White and Blue)

Balls: Titleist ProV1, Srixon QStar (&Tour), Callaway ERC Soft, TaylorMade TP5

Rangefinder: TecTecTec!

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On 12/1/2023 at 8:28 AM, EasyPutter said:

A man & a woman who never met before, found themselves on upper & lower berths of a long distance train private cabin.   At 2 am,  the man leaned over and saw she was awake below him, he said,  “Ma’m, sorry to bother you, would you be kind enough to give me a 2nd blanket from the side table.  It's awfully cold."

"I have a better idea,” she replied, “why don’t we pretend that tonight we are a married couple!!"

"That's a great idea, my dear!”  he replied in excitement.

She said, “Okay then!  Get up & get it for yourself.” 

Being married I would of joined my Wife in bed on the way there ❤️ and tried that on the way back with the blanket 😔

I’m a hacker who loves nothing more than to change how I play, be that grips shafts and heads its all fair game lol…

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A Catholic man goes into confession.

Man: Bless me father for I have sinned. I said the F word while out golfing.

Priest: What happened that caused you to say that?

Man: I hit my drive right down the fairway and it hit the distance marker and caromed off into the woods.

Priest: Is that what made you say it?

Man: No father, as a gopher ran into the woods, picked up my ball, and ran away with it.

Priest: Ah, that would be frustrating. Is that what did it?

Man: No Father, the gopher only got a few yards with the ball when a eagle swooped down, picked up the gopher, and flew away.

Priest: Wow! That's incredible. That would make many men say the "F" word.

Man: That's not why I said it Father. You see, the gopher obviously wanted to get away so he dropped the ball so he could bite the bird. The ball landed right on the green, two feet away from the pin.

Priest: You didn't miss the f****** putt did you!?

Be Well.

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:taylormade-small:SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft 

Cobra  Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter

:ShotScope: V3
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 

EZGO TXT 48v cart
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 

2020 Official Teste:SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said,

"I have a praise.

Two months ago, my husband, Ted had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Ted must have experienced.

"Ted was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Ted's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Ted.

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "Thank the Lord, Ted is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."

All the men sighed with unified relief.

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, "I'm Ted Smith."

The entire congregation held its breath.

"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."

Driver -  :callaway-small:   Rogue ST Max
Woods - :callaway-small:  Rogue ST Max  3, 5 & 7 Woods
Irons  -   :callaway-small:  Rogue ST Max                                                                                                                                                                                       

Wedges - :cleveland-small:  Zipcore RTX 6 50°  CBX2   54* & 58*                                                                                                                                               

Putter -  Evnroll   ER2
Rangefinder - :918457628_PrecisionPro: NX-10 Slope
Ball -  :vice: Pro Tour Drip                                                                                                                                                                                           

Bag -  :tour-edge: Xtreme Cart 7.0 Bag Heather/Red/White

 

 

 

 

 

 

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:taylormade-small:SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft 

Cobra  Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter

:ShotScope: V3
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 

EZGO TXT 48v cart
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 

2020 Official Teste:SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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  • 3 weeks later...

A Frenchman, Englishman and an Australian go exploring in the jungle.

After some time, they come across a beautiful lake and all decide to go swimming.

Afterwards as they leave the crystal-clear water they are captured by a local tribe and are brought before the chief.

The chief looks at them and says "All three of you were caught swimming in our sacred waters. This is forbidden! As punishment we will torture you all to death. Then we will take the skin from your torso and use the leather to make a canoe. However, I will allow each of you one request before you die".

The Frenchman thinks for a minute then speaks "I request a knife".

The chief nods his head and a tribesman quickly gives the Frenchman a knife. The Frenchman looks the chief in the eye and says "I will not let you torture me! VIVA LA FRANCE!"

He then proceeds to stab himself through the eye and dies instantly.

The chief snaps his fingers and the Frenchman's body is dragged away to be skinned. He then turns to the Englishman.

The Englishman thinks then says "I too would like a knife".

Like before, the chief honours his wish and he is given a knife.

"I will not let you torture me either. RULE BRITANNIA AND GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!"

He then proceeds to stab himself through the temple and dies instantly.

The chief snaps his fingers and the Englishman's body is dragged away to be skinned.

Finally, he turns to the Australian.

The Australian immediately askes for a fork. So the chief gets him a fork.

The Australian takes the fork in hand and begins to stab himself repeatedly all over his chest, screaming "TRY MAKING YOUR F***NG CANOE NOW!"

Left Hand orientation

:taylormade-small:SIM 2 D Max with Fujikura Air Speeder Shaft 

Cobra  Radspeed 3W/RIptide Shaft
:ping-small:  410  Hybrids 22*, 26*

Cobra Speed Zone 6-GP/Recoil ESX 460 F3 Shafts 

:titelist-small: SM7 54* Wedge

:ping-small: Glide 3.0  60* Wedge

:odyssey-small: O Works putter

:ShotScope: V3
:918457628_PrecisionPro:NX9-HD

:CaddyTek: - 4 Wheel 

EZGO TXT 48v cart
:footjoy-small: - too many shoes to list and so many to buy

:1590477705_SunMountain: And  BAG Boy

Golf Balls: Vice Pro Plus 

2020 Official Teste:SuperSpeed: Beginning Driver Speed  - 78

2019 Official Tester :ping-small:  410 Driver

2018 Official Tester :wilson-small: C300

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  • 3 weeks later...

Random find on Insta .. for all us home improvement wannabes...

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1nimohtdpN/?igsh=MTVodzhlYjk1dnVhag==

😂

WITB of an "aspiring"  😉 play-ah ...
Driver...Callaway Paradym (Aldila Ascent PL Blue 40/A)
5W...Callaway Great Big Bertha (MCA Kai'Li Red 50/R)
7W...Tour Edge Exotics EXS (Tensei CK Blue 50/R)

4H...Callaway Epic Super Hybrid (Recoil ZT9 F3)
5H...Callaway Big Bertha ('19) (Recoil 460 ESX F3)
6i-GW...Sub 70 699 V2 (Recoil 660 F3) 
54°, 60°...Cleveland CBX2, CBX 60 (Rotex graphite)
Putter...Ev
nRoll ER5 or MLA Tour XDream (P2 Reflex grips)
...all in a Datrek bag on an MGI Zip Navigator electric cart. Ball often, not always, MaxFli Tour.

Forum Member tester for the Paradym X driver (2023)
Forum Member tester for the ExPutt Putting Simulator (2020)

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8 hours ago, cksurfdude said:

Random find on Insta .. for all us home improvement wannabes...

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1nimohtdpN/?igsh=MTVodzhlYjk1dnVhag==

😂

So satisfying on the rare occasion that it works. Totally worth saving it. 😂 

:titleist-small: TSi3 10° w/ Mitsubishi Tensei 1K Black 65g

:titleist-small: TS2 15° 3W w/ Project X HZRDUS Smoke Black 6.0 70g

:titleist-small: 818 H1 21° Hybrid w/ Mitsubishi Tensei CK Blue 70g

:mizuno-small: MP-18 MMC 2 iron w/ KBS Tour C-Taper S 120g

:mizuno-small: JPX 921 HM 5-GW w/ Project X LZ 5.5 115g

:Sub70: JB Forged 54° & 58° w/ Project X LZ 6.0 120g

:EVNROLL: EV5.3 Black

 

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Two Priests in a car pull up to a roadblock and roll down the window:

The Priest driving says "What's going on Officer?" 

The policeman leans down and says "Hello Father, we are looking for two child molestors"

The two Priests look at each other and after a long pause, the driver says "OK. We'll do it" 

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Driver:     :taylormade-small:    Qi10 10.5* ... Ventus Red Velocore 5R
Fairway:  :taylormade-small:    Qi10 5 wood ... Kai'li Blue 60R
Hybrids:  :ping-small:        430 Hybrid 22*... Diamana LTD 65r  
                  :taylormade-small:    DHy #4 ... Steelfiber 780Hy  
Irons:       :titleist-small:           '23 T200 5-Pw ... Steelfiber i95r
Wedges:  :titleist-small:           Vokey 50*/54*/58* ... Steelfiber i95r
Putter:     :cobra-small:    Sport-60 33" 
Ball:           Maxfli/:taylormade-small:  Maxfli Tour/TP5x

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