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1 minute ago, PING Apologist #9 said:

Permission to copy-n-paste this so I can share... LMFAO! Too funny!

Permission granted 😉

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This made me laugh out loud.

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2 hours ago, JohnSmalls said:

A buddy sent me this earlier.  Enjoy!

Hmm. Dix Hills is nearby me, and I've occasionally played there. Happy to say I missed that day. Sorry johnsmalls

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3 minutes ago, cksurfdude said:

Hmm. Dix Hills is nearby me, and I've occasionally played there. Happy to say I missed that day. Sorry johnsmalls

I'm with you.  That would have made for an extremely frustrating day on the golf course!

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2 hours ago, JohnSmalls said:

I'm with you.  That would have made for an extremely frustrating day on the golf course!

That episode is funny. Make this shot and it’s over, bam. Ride off into the sunset. Can he come putt for me. 

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3 hours ago, JohnSmalls said:

I'm with you.  That would have made for an extremely frustrating day on the golf course!

That place is just about in my backyard and I have never played it.  Based on the people on the course that has six hour round written all over it.

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26 minutes ago, Jmikecpa said:

That place is just about in my backyard and I have never played it.  Based on the people on the course that has six hour round written all over it.

Ha, you called it - can easily be 2 1/2 hrs in-season .... and that's on a *short* 9 hole course. No joke..... 😞

 

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Ha, you called it - can easily be 2 1/2 hrs in-season .... and that's on a *short* 9 hole course. No joke.....
 


And that is why I gave up on Long Island public golf.


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I had my first parachute jump today and I was terrified.

 

This guy strapped himself to me and we jumped out.

 

As we plummeted he said, "So, how long have you been an instructor?"

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16 hours ago, Jmikecpa said:

That place is just about in my backyard and I have never played it.  Based on the people on the course that has six hour round written all over it.

That's the truth.  Now we know how/why the impractical joker boys got onto that course.  

17 hours ago, Kor.A.Door said:

That episode is funny. Make this shot and it’s over, bam. Ride off into the sunset. Can he come putt for me. 

You and me both.  Maybe we just need to steal other people's Top Flites?

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When it comes to putters, try before you buy: Never buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it. 
The game of golf is 90-percent mental and 10-percent mental. 
I once played a golf course that was so difficult I lost two balls in the ball washer! 

 

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25 minutes ago, PING Apologist #9 said:

I once played a golf course that was so difficult I lost two balls in the ball washer! 

That's a line that Rodney Dangerfield would love! 

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Just now, tony@CIC said:

That's a line that Rodney Dangerfield would love! 

Ha! I'll need this line myself if I ever play Pronghorn again!

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