Comments From Playing Partners On A Bad Shot

[tony@CIC]

As much as I've talked to the ball it doesn't listen. Think I need a 'golf ball whisperer'. But then my dog doesn't listen to me either

 

 

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[Kenny B]

I heard a funny one on the putting green the other day. Dude hammered a putt way past the hole and his buddy says "man, I wish I could hit my driver that far"

 

 

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We have a slight variation:  "Don't you wish you hit your driver that solid?"

[JBH]

“Does your husband play golf too?”

 

Works in almost every situation. Best used on long putts that are way short.

 

 

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[DaveP043]

From Warren Zevon, as a putt races past the hole....."Excitable boy!"

 

And for the opposite, as the putt dies inches short of the hole..."Bold effort there!"

[Rickp]

“Does your husband play golf too?”

 

Works in almost every situation. Best used on long putts that are way short.

 

 

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An oldie but a goodie

 

 

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[TheWahoo]

“Does your husband play golf too?”

 

Works in almost every situation. Best used on long putts that are way short.

 

 

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Another variation:  What happened, got caught in your skirt.

[geez2323]

One I like to use is when I hit a bomb straight down the middle and some one playing with me hits one 50 yards shorter than mine.

 

“Did you hear about the new Super Walmart they are building? .......They are building it between your ball and mine.”

 

Really gets your buddy mad and he will really swing out of his shoes the next hole.

 

 

 

 

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[Rickp]

One I like to use is when I hit a bomb straight down the middle and some one playing with me hits one 50 yards shorter than mine.

 

“Did you hear about the new Super Walmart they are building? .......They are building it between your ball and mine.”

 

Really gets your buddy mad and he will really swing out of his shoes the next hole.

 

 

 

 

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Oh man that's rough, I like it.

 

 

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[golfinnut]

On short par 3's where the ball makes it a few feet from the tee box, my favorite is “nice layup”

 

 

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How about "you hit your wedge first." 

[Popeye64]

When you hit the tree limb you are trying to bend around... then you hear

 

Boy you made great contact on that shot.

 

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[TheWahoo]

Whenever someone says to you:  That tree is 90% air;  just tell em--so is a screen door.