Golf and Movies.........quotes......

[Bogey in The Woods]

So the Fairway Godfather got me to thinking about golf and movies.....

 

So growing up on TV and Movies, my mind immediately ran off to the extreme. Now some are OK, some aren't and some should have been left unsaid. 

 

The Godfather - "Leave the gun, take the Scotty Cameron......

 

The Princess Bride - "Have fun storming the Bunker.......

 

Field of Dreams - "Is this Heaven?

                            "No, it's Augusta...........

 

The Terminator - " Hasta la vista, Par...........

 

Cobra (old Stallone movie) - "Your slice is the disease, this driver is the

                              cure........

 

 

I can do this all day.....

 

so lets hear some of yours........

[GolfSpy Barbajo]

Love it!

 

Tombstone:  "I'm your double bogey..."

 

Pulp Fiction: "What does Ian Poulter look like?"

[hckymeyer]

Going with an Army of Darkness theme...

 

"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the 300yd drive"

 

"Hail to the birdie baby"

 

"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!  You see this? This...is my boomstick!  The 430cc tour issue SLDR.  Taylormade's top of the line.  You can find this in the sporting goods department.  That's right, this sweet baby was made in some factory in China.  Retails for about 600 and nine, ninety five.  It's got a graphite shaft, movable sliding weight and a hair trigger.  That's right shop smart, shop e-bay. You got that?"

[GolfSpy Barbajo]

Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire take shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Big Bertha Alpha Double Black Diamond with a Custom Aldila Rogue Silver Tour 70 Shaft, the most powerful driver in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

[Bogey in The Woods]

WOW.... now this is what I am talking about. I was just going with one liners. But if we are gonna put little monologues into it:

 

You can't handle the truth! Son we live in a world that has Tee Boxes, and those tee boxes have to be guarded by men with clubs. Whose gonna do it you? You, Sergio Garcia? I have a greater responsibility that you can possibly fathom. You weep for Tiger Woods and you curse EA Sports. You have the luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that Woods's decline, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence while grotesque, and incomprehensible, to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that course, you need me on that course! We use words like par, launch angle, club head speed. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something, you use them as a punchline. I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself, to a man who rises and sleeps, under the blanket of the very customs that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them! I'd rather you just said ‘thank you', and went on your way to the next tee. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a driver, and play a round. Either way, I don't give a damn, what you think you are entitled to!

[TIBA_Putt - Kyle]

Pulp Fiction :

 

"Handicap mother f@&$er, do you keep it?!?

 

Big Lebowski:

 

"Mark that card an 8 or you're entering a world of pain."

[graceallen]

 Here are my favorites

1.       “Don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.”From the Animal House

 

2.       "I don't think the heavy stuff is coming for a while" From Caddyshack

 

3.       "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Probably a great golfer - huge ass." -  From Happy Gilmore

 

4.       "There's a perfect shot out there tryin' to find each and every one of us... All we got to do is get ourselves out of its way, to let it choose us... Can't see that flag as some dragon you got to slay... You got to look with soft eyes... See the place where the tides and the seasons and the turnin' of the Earth, all come together... where everything that is, becomes one... You got to seek that place with your soul" From Legend of Bagger Vance

[Bogey in The Woods]

So i had a few more run through my head......along with all the other traffic:

 

Dirty Dancing (dont judge me! you watched it too!): nobody puts Rory in a corner!

 

The Shining: Heeeeers Tiger! (maybe)

 

The Godfather II: Keep your friends close, but your caddy closer.

 

League of Their Own: There's no crying in Augusta!

 

In honor of Hogans new fit and order online I give you:

 

Forrest Gump: Mama always said life was like a bag of Hogan's; you never know what you're gonna get. 

[sp0rtsfan86]

happy gilmore: is this hole regulation size or what?

 

top gun: Screw that, you can be my caddie.

 

Lion king: In the rough the ungodly rough the Tiger skulls it tonight... 

 

Animal house : Over? did you say over? Nothing is over to Van De Valde is off 18! Was it over when he flubbed his tee shot on 17? Hell no... Otter" Wait wasn't his collapse on 18..." Boon: Let him go he's rolling smooth"

[GolfSpy Barbajo]

Oooh, ooh -- from Cool Hand Luke:

 

"What we're dealing with here is a failure to supinate!"

[Bogey in The Woods]

 what about Top Gun:  "Masters, this is Tiger requesting a tee time."

" Negative Tiger, the tee sheet is full....

 

maybe Conan the Barbarian: "Rory! What is best in life?"

"To crush Tiger Woods, to see him thrown off his own game cover, to hear the lamentations of his fans."

 

Tron: (sadly I dont have to change the lines to make it work, just the people saying it) Sergio: Pretty good driving huh?"

Ricky:" No."

Sergio: " Who asked you?"

[sp0rtsfan86]

Surprised this one wasn't mentioned: Jaws:

"I think we're going to need a bigger hole."

[Kenny B]

Copied from the Wedge Wear and Spin Rates thread.

 

Men in Black:  "You can have my SCORs when you pry them from my cold, dead hands."

[TIBA_Putt - Kyle]

was watching trainspotting last night and thought of this:

 

When you're on golf you have only one worry: scoring. When you're off it you are suddenly obliged to worry about all sorts of other shite. Got no money: can't get pished. Got money: drinking too much. Can't get a girl: no chance of a ride. Got a girl: too much hassle. You have to worry about bills, about food, about some football team that never wins, about human relationships and all the things that really don't matter when you've got a sincere and truthful golf habit.