What would be your Golf super power be...if it could be granted

[tommc23]

Okay. Inspiration has struck me. Here's my monkey paw for all your wishes:

 

Granted but now you can never hit a fairway or green.

 

Granted but you become one of them

 

Granted but you go bankrupt buying drinks after a crowd begins to follow you everywhere you go.

 

 

Granted but storms always roll through on days you have tee times.

 

 

 

Granted but you lose any and all putting ability

 

 

 

Granted but now you can see through the clothes of all waitresses (sorry for the low blow)

 

 

 

 

Granted but you can only swing 100% on every single shot including chips.

 

 

 

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This is amazing thanks stud. By the way I either hit a shot too far or too short lately that's why I wanted to chip in every time so it would be like normal lol

 

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[Peaksy68]

The ability to wear perfectly matched ensembles. 

 

Oh, wait, I already have that power.

 

I'll just keep enjoying the challenge the game provides.

[Kenny B]

To be able to play golf as long as I feel like I want to.

[Rusty1885]

Hit more fairways ....   Hell I ain't greedy lol

Yeah, but hey live a little

[Rusty1885]

Wow awesome thread Rusty. Lots of great replies so far too. Here's mine:

The ability to stop time while I'm on the course so my wife will let me play any time I feel like it

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2 can play this game.

 

If you can stop time to play golf soon you'll be a lot older than your wife. Unless you are telling me it's going to stop at once a day.

[AH1980MN]

To be able to drive 340+, ~300yd 3 wood, relatively straight (nice draw), AND be able to walk the next day(s).

[downlowkey]

The power to maintain twilight conditions on the course for as long as I want.

 

 

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[STUDque]

2 can play this game.

 

If you can stop time to play golf soon you'll be a lot older than your wife. Unless you are telling me it's going to stop at once a day.

 

I'm actually 3 years younger than my wife so she'd probably appreciate it if I'd catch up.

 

 

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[TheWahoo]

I would like to have a personal version of the "Picture of Dorian Gray".   Regardless of how old I become, I continue to have the flexibility and stamina of my youth.   Whenever I step on to a golf course, I am young again and play like a youngster.

[Sluggo42]

I would wish for the ability to “sweet spot” every stroke.

Then it's still on me to select the right club, swing with the correct velocity, aim correctly, read the greens correctly.

But every stroke will be hit flush...

[Dockout]

The ability to play for free everywhere I go

This. I don't want a super power to improve my game. What I love about the game is the struggle. But to play anywhere I want for free, that would be awesome!

 

 

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[JacksonH2]

To strike the ball dead center of any club on every shot

 

 

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[PMookie]

The power to pick the winning lottery numbers....

THEN, I'd be a multi-millionaire and I wouldn't work anymore. I'd have many homes, and play golf any day I felt like it!!!!! Yep. Golf in the mornings, beach in the evenings!

 

 

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[MDGolfHacker]

The power to pick the winning lottery numbers....

THEN, I'd be a multi-millionaire and I wouldn't work anymore. I'd have many homes, and play golf any day I felt like it!!!!! Yep. Golf in the mornings, beach in the evenings!

 

 

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Now why didn't I think of that, lol!

 

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[TBT]

The ability to play for free everywhere I go

I think I'll steal that one too

 

 

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[STUDque]

The power to pick the winning lottery numbers....

THEN, I'd be a multi-millionaire and I wouldn't work anymore. I'd have many homes, and play golf any day I felt like it!!!!! Yep. Golf in the mornings, beach in the evenings!

Granted. Now everyone else stole your idea as well and inflation is through the roof. A round of golf hits your wallet in the same proportions as before when your local muni charges $1000 greens fees.

 

 

Also, taxes.

 

 

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[robertson153]

Mine would be to hit perfect approach shots. This way it wouldn't matter about where your drive goes, putting would be easier, chip shots would be eliminated.

 

 

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[Zylem]

To always shoot an even round of golf for the rest of my life.

 

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[MDGolfHacker]

Mine would be to hit perfect approach shots. This way it wouldn't matter about where your drive goes, putting would be easier, chip shots would be eliminated.

 

 

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The perfect approach shot would go in the hole

 

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[CFrazier]

Free green fees and the ability to walk every course with a caddie.

 

 

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[Brian A]

Hit the green on my second shot every time 

[STUDque]

Free green fees and the ability to walk every course with a caddie.

 

 

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Come on man. You're making this too easy.

 

 

 

 

Your wish is granted. You can now only walk every single course no matter how hilly or how far the tees are from the greens.

 

 

.......And they still charge you for the cart.

(I'm currently boycotting a course for this reason)

 

 

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[Rtracymog]

To be able to find my ball and advance it, no matter where I hit it.

 

 

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[yungkory]

Hit the green on my second shot every time 

 

Sorry STUDque I'm stealing your fun here...

 

Granted, but you don't hit the green on the hole you're currently playing, ever. Including Par 3s.

[STUDque]

To always shoot an even round of golf for the rest of my life.

 

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Granted. Now that 0 handicap kills your chances of winning any tournament (net or gross) as there will always be that one guy who shoots one shot better.

 

 

And it's always someone who looks/acts like this:

 

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[Kanoito]

The power to control the weather on the course. I can make the rain go away or make the sun come out at night.

[yungkory]

The power to control the weather on the course. I can make the rain go away or make the sun come out at night.

Granted, but off the course, you have the worst luck with the weather and can't do anything about it.

 

You wash your car, it rains immediately after you dry it.

 

Every time you are in a rush, you need to shovel snow out of your driveway, even in July.

 

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[Shankster]

Tiger Vision

 

 

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[STUDque]

Tiger Vision

 

 

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I already did that one. Have at it Kory

 

 

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[golfinnut]

1-putt every green.  That would make the game much more enjoyable